The Joke Thread

[DMF]

May want to spoiler those posts Dallas.

Heh? Who's Dallas and what posts are you on about?

 

[A* Manager]

Heh? Who's Dallas and what posts are you on about?

He has deleted them now.
He just had a couple of jokes what some people may have found offensive.
He made one about paki's.

 

[Seanmccann]

How do you confuse a Manchester United fan?


Show them a map of Manchester.

 

[Lee]

Just thought I'd quote one of Dallas' jokes because it's so ignorant it makes him look like a bit of a twit....

Q.Why did the egyptians build straight roads ?
A.To stop the pakis opening corner shops

 

[LP94]

Just thought I'd quote one of Dallas' jokes because it's so ignorant it makes him look like a bit of a twit....

Q.Why did the egyptians build straight roads ?
A.To stop the pakis opening corner shops

What a complete and utter ***!

 

[connocfc67]

Just thought I'd quote one of Dallas' jokes because it's so ignorant it makes him look like a bit of a twit....

Q.Why did the egyptians build straight roads ?
A.To stop the pakis opening corner shops

idiot it was romans who built roads you ****

 

[Lawton10]

idiot it was romans who built roads you ****

If you read the post properly.. he..

I'm not even going to say anymore. oO)

 

[connocfc67]

i was calling dallas a ****

 

[Reece_Hope]

Whats the difference between princess Diana's driver and George Best?

George Best can take a corner ******

---------- Post added at 02:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:08 AM ----------

What do Princess Diana and the quenns mother have in common?

The both died short of 102

 

[Fonzie]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...elebration-statue-unveiled.html#ixzz1IFLc9r4v

 

[taida]

I vowed to my wife that I would never hit her again, that I would find a job and raise my kids properly.

The tears streamed down her face, this moment of joy would stick in my mind forever.

The moment when I said "April fools!" and dropped that gullible ***** to the ground.

Gets her every year!

 

[Joel`]

I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.

 

[ajt09]

I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.

dear god. Close the door on the way out of you don't mind lol

 

[A* Manager]

I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.

Wrong thread mate.

 

[bijak]

I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.

epic fail, mate
totally epic fail

 

[LP94]

I said to my mate, "I just watched that film about the Nazis."
He said, "Oh what, the one with Adolf in?"
I said, "No mate, you're thinking of 'Flipper', this was just about the Nazis

 

[Shay Given]

I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid for theirs.

 

[sass101]

My son was sent home from school for swearing today.

I said, "What did u say?"

He said, "The C word."

I said, "That wasn't clever, was it?"

He said, "No, it was ****."

 

[Calum]

My son was sent home from school for swearing today.

I said, "What did u say?"

He said, "The C word."

I said, "That wasn't clever, was it?"

He said, "No, it was ****."

lol classic

 

[luke797]

I woke up this morning with severe conjunctivitis.

So I went to see my doctor and said, "My eyes are stuck together and I can't see".

He said "******* **** Mr Wong, do we have to go through this EVERY ******* day!"