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Just thought I'd quote one of Dallas' jokes because it's so ignorant it makes him look like a bit of a twit....

Q.Why did the egyptians build straight roads ?
A.To stop the pakis opening corner shops
 
Lee said:
Just thought I'd quote one of Dallas' jokes because it's so ignorant it makes him look like a bit of a twit....

Q.Why did the egyptians build straight roads ?
A.To stop the pakis opening corner shops
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What a complete and utter ***!
 
Lee said:
Just thought I'd quote one of Dallas' jokes because it's so ignorant it makes him look like a bit of a twit....

Q.Why did the egyptians build straight roads ?
A.To stop the pakis opening corner shops
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idiot it was romans who built roads you ****
 
Whats the difference between princess Diana's driver and George Best?

George Best can take a corner ******

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What do Princess Diana and the quenns mother have in common?

The both died short of 102
 
I vowed to my wife that I would never hit her again, that I would find a job and raise my kids properly.

The tears streamed down her face, this moment of joy would stick in my mind forever.

The moment when I said "April fools!" and dropped that gullible ***** to the ground.

Gets her every year!
 
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.
 
Joel` said:
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.
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dear god. Close the door on the way out of you don't mind lol
 
I said to my mate, "I just watched that film about the Nazis."
He said, "Oh what, the one with Adolf in?"
I said, "No mate, you're thinking of 'Flipper', this was just about the Nazis
 
I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid for theirs.
 
My son was sent home from school for swearing today.

I said, "What did u say?"

He said, "The C word."

I said, "That wasn't clever, was it?"

He said, "No, it was ****."
 
sass101 said:
My son was sent home from school for swearing today.

I said, "What did u say?"

He said, "The C word."

I said, "That wasn't clever, was it?"

He said, "No, it was ****."
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lol classic
 
I woke up this morning with severe conjunctivitis.

So I went to see my doctor and said, "My eyes are stuck together and I can't see".

He said "******* **** Mr Wong, do we have to go through this EVERY ******* day!"
 
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