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Apparently 1 in 20 of us live next door to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next door to a stunning pair of seven year olds."
 
Boy: Can I have a ****?
Girl: No!
Boy: Wait! I don't think you heard me correctly...
Girl: Oh, I think I did...
Boy: Fine then, what did I say?
Girl: "Can I have a ****?"

And that, Your Honour, is why it wasn't rape
 
Sam said:
Boy: Can I have a ****?
Girl: No!
Boy: Wait! I don't think you heard me correctly...
Girl: Oh, I think I did...
Boy: Fine then, what did I say?
Girl: "Can I have a ****?"

And that, Your Honour, is why it wasn't rape
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already been said Sammy booi :)
 
Saw a cracking bird in a bar last night, little out of my league, but I was feeling confident.

I went up to her and said;
"If I asked you to have *** with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
 
Niall said:
Saw a cracking bird in a bar last night, little out of my league, but I was feeling confident.

I went up to her and said;
"If I asked you to have *** with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
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That confuses me but I got it in the end.
 
Niall said:
Saw a cracking bird in a bar last night, little out of my league, but I was feeling confident.

I went up to her and said;
"If I asked you to have *** with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
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Thanks for the tip brah. Totally using that.
 
The two biggest regrets of my life.

1. The amount of times I have ****** Up.

2. Naming my dog Up.
 
I've been saving up for quite some time for a *** change.

I don't care what the wife says; she's going to have it.
 
I see on the news that a French fighter jet has brought down a Libyan fighter jet.
That must have been one powerful distress flare.
 
"Why do you pay our son £2 for emptying the bins, cutting the grass, walking the dog, doing the pots and keeping his room tidy," said my wife, "while you give our daughter £30 for just washing the car?"

"Does he wear a little bikini?" I replied.

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So Katie Price is talking about marrying her new boyfriend?

At this rate Harvey Price will have had more dads then he does chromosomes.
 
On a recent trip to Alton Towers, I went on the scariest ride of my life.

The coach driver was a woman.

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I needed a **** but couldn't make it to the toilet, so I did it in the cat litter.

It took poor Tiddles an hour to clean it off her kittens
 
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