The Joke Thread

walter smith and neil lennon walk into a brothel and walter asks how much for a wank the owner replies 20 quid neil lennon replies how much if ur not a wank.
 
What do Kate Middleton and Osama bin Laden have in common?

Last Sunday they both had their back doors smashed in and were shot in the face by a man from the navy.
 
Alex Ferguson thought it was time for some team bonding, He decided on a game of hide & go seek .
He told Rooney to close his eyes and count to 10. All the other players ran away and took up their hiding places.
After 10 minutes still no Wayne, Sir Alex decides to find out what's happened to him,
He finds Wayne in the changing room with his eyes still closed.
"What's the problem Wazza" asks Sir Alex.
"I can't see my fingers boss" came the sobbing reply.
 
10 tyrannous years.
10 years living in fear.
10 years in hiding, and on the 2nd May 2011 Osama Bin Laden was finally hunted down and killed.

It's amazing what we can get done when the Playstation Network goes down!
 
Wouldn't it be ironic if Antonio Valencia played for Valencia, David Villa played for Villa and Danny Shittu played for Spurs?
 
Mike said:
Wouldn't it be ironic if Antonio Valencia played for Valencia, David Villa played for Villa and Danny Shittu played for Spurs?
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Let me guess, Arsenal fan ?
ps, nice joke ;)

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Ratko Mladic, new Hide 'n Seek world champion.
 
I just heard someone pickpocketed my friend, a dwarf and i ask myself how would anyone stoop so low??
 
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One's a superhero and the other's a command.
 
What do you call a Russian guy with 3 Balls?




Udunickabollockoff



What was the name of the first Pakistan person in the UK?




Amir





What do you call a Lesbian dinosour?




Likalotapuss




What do you call a gay dinosour?



Megasoreass
 
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