Shocking revelation: Kenny Dalglish accidently sits on a stack of custom-made hairbands owned by Fernando Torres , causing infuriated spanish international to hand in a transfer request. Even though years have passed, Fernando is still visibly traumatised by these events.
"It was surreal" - he told our reporter. "I had to fly a new stack overnight from Japan. I can't score if my hair is out of control". "Liverpool's board promised me they will install seperate locker to store all my hairbands, but never fullfiled this request. It was a tragedy waiting to happen. And they call themselves professionals?"
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"It was surreal" - he told our reporter. "I had to fly a new stack overnight from Japan. I can't score if my hair is out of control". "Liverpool's board promised me they will install seperate locker to store all my hairbands, but never fullfiled this request. It was a tragedy waiting to happen. And they call themselves professionals?"
You heard it here first.