"Hey Dave, there's growing discontent over one of our soccer franchises, a club in England. The ticket prices are pretty high and the fans are starting to get annoyed."
"Alright, invent a believable but greedy figure, release it as a price hike for next year, wait a bit, then release a press statement freezing ticket prices and praising fans, their community etc. That way they'll forget all about the fact that current rates are already ridiculous, we can feed their delusions about actually mattering and we might even come of it looking better than we started thanks to our willingness to compromise. If we don't, we'll blame it cultural misunderstandings and they won't do jackshit anyway."
This conversation or at least one like this will have definitely happened some time in the past few weeks. Epic Terrorist and I were literally just talking about this exact thing happening in Skype yesterday. It's pretty textbook PR and spin. The fact that you're not only swallowing it but patting yourselves on the back for a job well done will have the champagne corks popping tonight.