The Manchester United Thread

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1586081496216924160

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

I’d send Jorginho off and ban him for a year for the simple cringe embarrassment of running away from one of Snow Whites dwarfs!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

You mean arguably the best CB in the league on current form

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

I love you man.

NEVER change!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Not bad for a dwarf

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Context- He headed away a zillion balls unchallenged in our disgraceful showing at Utd with Trent just floating aimless balls into the box and nobody arsed to even challenge. Think the Yanks call that stat padding,

Anyway, in other news, we may well put Marsch out of his Leeds misery this evening so you are all welcome in advance.

 

[Legend Incredible]

You mean arguably the best CB in the league on current form

Calm down mate. He’s not even our best center back (well, maybe he is considering Varane’s injured)

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Calm down mate. He’s not even our best center back (well, maybe he is considering Varane’s injured)

He’s been just as good as Varane!

 

[Legend Incredible]

Context- He headed away a zillion balls unchallenged in our disgraceful showing at Utd with Trent just floating aimless balls into the box and nobody arsed to even challenge. Think the Yanks call that stat padding,

Anyway, in other news, we may well put Marsch out of his Leeds misery this evening so you are all welcome in advance.

Booo, Jesse Lasso Marsh needs more time!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1586340329846108163

https://twitter.com/x/status/1586349888379518978

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Context- He headed away a zillion balls unchallenged in our disgraceful showing at Utd with Trent just floating aimless balls into the box and nobody arsed to even challenge. Think the Yanks call that stat padding,

Anyway, in other news, we may well put Marsch out of his Leeds misery this evening so you are all welcome in advance.

This didn’t age well

 

[Anthony]

There's a reason why I never banter before a football match

 

[Legend Incredible]

Booo, Jesse Lasso Marsh needs more time!

Appreciate the solid @Scouseinthehouse

 

[Vanjagl]

Martinez has been great for United, both with and without the ball. Him and Varane can be the best partnership in the league.
Also, Football Manager 23 didn't give Martinez any favors.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

There's a reason why I never banter before a football match

That wasn't banter mate. It's only a matter of time as they are headed the same place as Forest. I just negated to account for us being so poor against either side.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

..... Him and Varane can be the best partnership in the league. .....

Either ToD's hacked your account or I'm drunker than I thought.

 

[Vanjagl]

Either ToD's hacked your account or I'm more acrimonious than I thought.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Trust me mate, theres absolutely nothing going on at yours right now to be remotely bitter about. We have enough schizophrenic hilarity of our own going on right now.

 

[Legend Incredible]

First game in a while when watching our defense has given me some anxiety. Not to say we’ve conceded chances to west ham but there were a couple moments on the counter where if west ham made better decisions, they would’ve been in.