SEASON 2
Now that the second season is over, let's take a look how our little pros did. Are they closer to beating Messi's and Ronaldo's records or not. Is Ivanovich still working for bread crumbs? Is Jones still unemployed? Is Caldeira still at a club he hates? Who is most valuable and who broke into the first team?
HERE WE GO!
RITCHIE ANDREWS
Ritchie is a simple Peruvian boy. He just wants to make shitload of money. He is currently earning 60€ per week and will be earning 500€ p/w after his professional contract begins. He is an ambitious kid, whose dream is to become Barcelona's top man. He wants to be the Peruvian Messi. He is also thinking of leaving Universitario, because he embarrassed himself there. He pulled his groin, when he was kicking the ball. That's something that stays with you all the time.
DEREK ARU'UN

Derek is our first super star. He made his big break through season at just 17 years old. The Bristol City supporter made his first appearance for Holland mens team also and if that is not a sign of a great player, i don't know what is. He played against Austria and was subbed off on the 51st minute having embarrassed himself with a score of 6.6. Luckily his second game against Bosnia& Herzegovina was a success, 1 goal, 8.7 rating, 90 min played. Only problem is that there is a rumor going around in Amsterdam that Aru'un was born a woman.
CHRIS BALL

Mr. Ball has had 6 injuries in his time here. But none of the too serious, with only one injury having lasted longer than 7 days - a broken collarbone. He also broke a Premier League record - Youngest Goalscorer, 15 years 339 days. But that did not stop Bournemouth from being relegated. It's a shame.
CHRISTOPHER BURNS

Our young Scottish prodigy is living a dream. Favourite clubs key player, highest wage, first international apps and goals. Debut was a bit disappointing for everyone (3-0 loss to Croatia), but next 2 games the won 3-0 against Armenia and Faroe Islands with Burns scoring in both games.
HUGO CALDEIRA

Future Portuguese Ronaldo? Perhaps. But at the moment he reminds me more of his teammate Soares. Even though he hates hhis club, he is enjoying his time there and hopes to break into the first team in his third season. His wage is an impressive 0.0% of clubs total wage bill. A record of sorts. In reality he is quite the record breaker - European Champions Cup youngest player to appear in a match, Porto's youngest player to score, Portuguese PL and also Porto's youngest player to appear in a match. He was also substitute in FC Porto's Seasonal Best Eleven.
CHRIASTIAN FERRI

Son of an Italian fisherman is currently overwhelmed by the interest shown in him. All the greats, Juventus, Man City, Man Utd, Tottenham, Chelsea, Liverpool, are interested in him. Okay maybe not all greats, but at least some good and some better clubs. Ferri himself would rather go to Juventus, his papa's favourite club. If he does go back to his homeland, at least he will learn from the best - Ronaldo, Mandzukic and Dybala. Added bonus will be his competition with Moise Kean.
IVAN IVANOVICH

My favourite player. He has had quite the journey. You could even say he is a Russian journeyman. Or from rags to lesser rags? From 9€ p/w to 1200€ p/w. The russian dream. The Moscow born man is also an avid gym visitor. His last time there he was lifting such great weights that he even tore his abdominal muscle. Who says you can't hurt yourself by lifting 10kg...
YETI JONES
Clubless, jobless, homeless. But still optimistic. A lot of teams are still interested in him. Like bournemouth, Derby, Burton and Colchester. Will he join Chris Ball as a teammate at Bournemouth - maybe. Or maybe he is just very indecisive. Or maybe Charles Boyle is just undercover.
JEDI KNIGHT

Our lord and saviour is not in a galaxay far away. He is just on the other side of the globe, in Australia. However he was not a saviour in his debut game for Australia having lost to Algeria 1-0. He was named in Hyunday A-League young player of the year shortlist, but it was just a bit too far out of his reach.
SHANE LAWMAN

Sadly youth goals are not what we are after...
HANNIBAL LECTER

Who said eating your competition wasn't the answer. I certainly know it wasn't Luis Suarez. Hannibal is Luis Suarez's ******* son and both share the same proclivities toward human flesh. Maybe that's why he hasn't trained as much? When he joine Milan, Gattuso asked him "You're one of Luis Suarez's, aren't you?" as the facial similarity was so close.
HUGO LETELLIER

The baguette loving Hugo has formed a friendship with his Polish teammate Kamil Glik. They probably bonded over their countries history as they were heard leaving the hotel saying "**** Germans!". We will see where that leads them. Maybe to GULAG with Ivan.
PUSTI MALAKA

If you look closely you can see the ambition and pure desire in Malaka's almost indistinguishable black eyes in his profile picture (his profile pic is in his overview picture), which is why he won the Hyunday A-League young player of the year not Jedi. And that why he has been injured only once and for only 3 days. Nothing can keep him down. Pusti Malaka is pure desire, an unstoppable force, an immovable object, the perfect man.
BRANE ORMSO

Being still in his chilhood, playing with his childhood friends, Brane Ormso has no idea that he will most likely put into the world of grown up next season, where he has to prove his worth or just stop.
DANIEL PORTER

After 2 incredible season at Swindon and Sky Bet League 2, he impressed former England giants manchester United. he is the biggest transfer in transfer fee but second biggest transfer in club wise this season. Dubbed to be the new Michael Owen, will he make United glorious in the present also not just in the past? Only time will tell.
HAMPUS SILVERHOLT

The bigest transfer. From a small Swedish club to true European giants. He could not have done better. The greatest sucess story so far. Now only to overthrow Lewandowski and the he is in the promised land.
ALLAN TELSTAR

Telstar is lurking in the shadows. Waiting for his time or rather waiting patiently till Aru'un gets injured or makes a mistake so severe he has to be benched. Allan is the ultimate manipulator. He has been whispering terrible rumors about Derek for months now, hoping he will get transferred away nad he can take Ajax to Champions League winners himself.
ARES VLAD

Vampire. That is what people say about him. He is a goal scoring vampire. They say that he sucks the hopes and dreams of his opposition by scoring so many goals, that they just retire and never play the game again, not even with their kids. Even the manager is scared to bench Vlad, because he might just give him depression. Ares Vlad is the one that kids will be telling their kid and their kids kids. He will be a Romanina legend.
EVERYONE COMPARED