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HALF A SEASON LATER
Half a season might be over but there is still a **** of a time left to make your mark on this world.
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As we can see Yeti Jones stil has not found a club for himself. But that does not stop him from being the most successful one of us on international stage. He has made 5 apps for U21 team and scored in almost all of those games.
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And for a few months Jones has attracted the attention of some "good" English clubs. We shall see if he decides to sign or keep on banging goals for Wales U21.
Meanwhile there has been an inflation in Russia and even 9€ per week is not enough for poor Ivan. So he has gone back to begging for potatoes on the streets, so that he could make vodka. Sometimes he does play for Lokomotiv U18 team.
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Daniel Porter took his chance at Swindon and is the second one to break into the first team (first one was Silverholt, Swedish season ended). He has played in 26 apps and scored 13 goals. He has lead Swindon to 9th place in Sky Bet League Two and is the 3rd top scorer in league. And he isn't far away from the top spot.
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Half a season might be over but there is still a **** of a time left to make your mark on this world.
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As we can see Yeti Jones stil has not found a club for himself. But that does not stop him from being the most successful one of us on international stage. He has made 5 apps for U21 team and scored in almost all of those games.
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And for a few months Jones has attracted the attention of some "good" English clubs. We shall see if he decides to sign or keep on banging goals for Wales U21.
Meanwhile there has been an inflation in Russia and even 9€ per week is not enough for poor Ivan. So he has gone back to begging for potatoes on the streets, so that he could make vodka. Sometimes he does play for Lokomotiv U18 team.
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Daniel Porter took his chance at Swindon and is the second one to break into the first team (first one was Silverholt, Swedish season ended). He has played in 26 apps and scored 13 goals. He has lead Swindon to 9th place in Sky Bet League Two and is the 3rd top scorer in league. And he isn't far away from the top spot.
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WTF Why I Sign FC Porto I Hate Them I Should Have Sign U Leiria Or Maybe Academica
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WTF Why I Sign FC Porto I Hate Them I Should Have Sign U Leiria Or Maybe Academica
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Yeah That Is FM Experiment
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FIRST SEASON
I was an interesting season with 2 players passing the 1 million mark. Few players became immediately first choice attacker. And on failed to find a club. Almost everyone who has a club made the debut for first team, except only one.
ALL PLAYERS
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Christopher Burns is the first one to be offered a professional contract, making him the highest paid striker among us.
Our Italian Cristian Ferri is wanted by Manchester City - will he be the next Mario Balotelli? if so, i bet he will be asking "WHY ALWAYS ME?"
Hugo Letellier might be exchanging on French giang for another, with PSG wanting to ****** him from AS Monaco.
Meanwhile young Hampus Silverholt is being kept an eye on by the likes of Liverpool, Lyon, Bayern and Juventus. Will he exchange being the first one on the team sheet for being another one in the reserves?
After an impressive season at Swindon (where he led the team one position higher than expected at the start of the season, 9th) Daniel Porter might be looking for a way out. Lucky for him that the top English clubs are interested in his services.
And last but not least, we have the mysterious Yeti, the only man in the world who is poorer than Ivan Ivanovich. English not-so-good teams, like Crewe, Derby and Millwall are interested in him. Will he decide to stay single or not - find out in our next episode.
COMPARISON
I was an interesting season with 2 players passing the 1 million mark. Few players became immediately first choice attacker. And on failed to find a club. Almost everyone who has a club made the debut for first team, except only one.
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Christopher Burns is the first one to be offered a professional contract, making him the highest paid striker among us.
Our Italian Cristian Ferri is wanted by Manchester City - will he be the next Mario Balotelli? if so, i bet he will be asking "WHY ALWAYS ME?"
Hugo Letellier might be exchanging on French giang for another, with PSG wanting to ****** him from AS Monaco.
Meanwhile young Hampus Silverholt is being kept an eye on by the likes of Liverpool, Lyon, Bayern and Juventus. Will he exchange being the first one on the team sheet for being another one in the reserves?
After an impressive season at Swindon (where he led the team one position higher than expected at the start of the season, 9th) Daniel Porter might be looking for a way out. Lucky for him that the top English clubs are interested in his services.
And last but not least, we have the mysterious Yeti, the only man in the world who is poorer than Ivan Ivanovich. English not-so-good teams, like Crewe, Derby and Millwall are interested in him. Will he decide to stay single or not - find out in our next episode.
COMPARISON
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It's pretty cool Lecter signed with Milan but he isn't going to get any game time!
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Anything happening now mate?
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yeah, work. i wil try to get an update out on friday
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SEASON 2
Now that the second season is over, let's take a look how our little pros did. Are they closer to beating Messi's and Ronaldo's records or not. Is Ivanovich still working for bread crumbs? Is Jones still unemployed? Is Caldeira still at a club he hates? Who is most valuable and who broke into the first team?
HERE WE GO!
RITCHIE ANDREWS
Ritchie is a simple Peruvian boy. He just wants to make shitload of money. He is currently earning 60€ per week and will be earning 500€ p/w after his professional contract begins. He is an ambitious kid, whose dream is to become Barcelona's top man. He wants to be the Peruvian Messi. He is also thinking of leaving Universitario, because he embarrassed himself there. He pulled his groin, when he was kicking the ball. That's something that stays with you all the time.
DEREK ARU'UN
Derek is our first super star. He made his big break through season at just 17 years old. The Bristol City supporter made his first appearance for Holland mens team also and if that is not a sign of a great player, i don't know what is. He played against Austria and was subbed off on the 51st minute having embarrassed himself with a score of 6.6. Luckily his second game against Bosnia& Herzegovina was a success, 1 goal, 8.7 rating, 90 min played. Only problem is that there is a rumor going around in Amsterdam that Aru'un was born a woman.
CHRIS BALL
Mr. Ball has had 6 injuries in his time here. But none of the too serious, with only one injury having lasted longer than 7 days - a broken collarbone. He also broke a Premier League record - Youngest Goalscorer, 15 years 339 days. But that did not stop Bournemouth from being relegated. It's a shame.
CHRISTOPHER BURNS
Our young Scottish prodigy is living a dream. Favourite clubs key player, highest wage, first international apps and goals. Debut was a bit disappointing for everyone (3-0 loss to Croatia), but next 2 games the won 3-0 against Armenia and Faroe Islands with Burns scoring in both games.
HUGO CALDEIRA
Future Portuguese Ronaldo? Perhaps. But at the moment he reminds me more of his teammate Soares. Even though he hates hhis club, he is enjoying his time there and hopes to break into the first team in his third season. His wage is an impressive 0.0% of clubs total wage bill. A record of sorts. In reality he is quite the record breaker - European Champions Cup youngest player to appear in a match, Porto's youngest player to score, Portuguese PL and also Porto's youngest player to appear in a match. He was also substitute in FC Porto's Seasonal Best Eleven.
CHRIASTIAN FERRI
Son of an Italian fisherman is currently overwhelmed by the interest shown in him. All the greats, Juventus, Man City, Man Utd, Tottenham, Chelsea, Liverpool, are interested in him. Okay maybe not all greats, but at least some good and some better clubs. Ferri himself would rather go to Juventus, his papa's favourite club. If he does go back to his homeland, at least he will learn from the best - Ronaldo, Mandzukic and Dybala. Added bonus will be his competition with Moise Kean.
IVAN IVANOVICH
My favourite player. He has had quite the journey. You could even say he is a Russian journeyman. Or from rags to lesser rags? From 9€ p/w to 1200€ p/w. The russian dream. The Moscow born man is also an avid gym visitor. His last time there he was lifting such great weights that he even tore his abdominal muscle. Who says you can't hurt yourself by lifting 10kg...
YETI JONES
Clubless, jobless, homeless. But still optimistic. A lot of teams are still interested in him. Like bournemouth, Derby, Burton and Colchester. Will he join Chris Ball as a teammate at Bournemouth - maybe. Or maybe he is just very indecisive. Or maybe Charles Boyle is just undercover.
JEDI KNIGHT
Our lord and saviour is not in a galaxay far away. He is just on the other side of the globe, in Australia. However he was not a saviour in his debut game for Australia having lost to Algeria 1-0. He was named in Hyunday A-League young player of the year shortlist, but it was just a bit too far out of his reach.
SHANE LAWMAN
Sadly youth goals are not what we are after...
HANNIBAL LECTER
Who said eating your competition wasn't the answer. I certainly know it wasn't Luis Suarez. Hannibal is Luis Suarez's ******* son and both share the same proclivities toward human flesh. Maybe that's why he hasn't trained as much? When he joine Milan, Gattuso asked him "You're one of Luis Suarez's, aren't you?" as the facial similarity was so close.
HUGO LETELLIER
The baguette loving Hugo has formed a friendship with his Polish teammate Kamil Glik. They probably bonded over their countries history as they were heard leaving the hotel saying "**** Germans!". We will see where that leads them. Maybe to GULAG with Ivan.
PUSTI MALAKA
If you look closely you can see the ambition and pure desire in Malaka's almost indistinguishable black eyes in his profile picture (his profile pic is in his overview picture), which is why he won the Hyunday A-League young player of the year not Jedi. And that why he has been injured only once and for only 3 days. Nothing can keep him down. Pusti Malaka is pure desire, an unstoppable force, an immovable object, the perfect man.
BRANE ORMSO
Being still in his chilhood, playing with his childhood friends, Brane Ormso has no idea that he will most likely put into the world of grown up next season, where he has to prove his worth or just stop.
DANIEL PORTER
After 2 incredible season at Swindon and Sky Bet League 2, he impressed former England giants manchester United. he is the biggest transfer in transfer fee but second biggest transfer in club wise this season. Dubbed to be the new Michael Owen, will he make United glorious in the present also not just in the past? Only time will tell.
HAMPUS SILVERHOLT
The bigest transfer. From a small Swedish club to true European giants. He could not have done better. The greatest sucess story so far. Now only to overthrow Lewandowski and the he is in the promised land.
ALLAN TELSTAR
Telstar is lurking in the shadows. Waiting for his time or rather waiting patiently till Aru'un gets injured or makes a mistake so severe he has to be benched. Allan is the ultimate manipulator. He has been whispering terrible rumors about Derek for months now, hoping he will get transferred away nad he can take Ajax to Champions League winners himself.
ARES VLAD
Vampire. That is what people say about him. He is a goal scoring vampire. They say that he sucks the hopes and dreams of his opposition by scoring so many goals, that they just retire and never play the game again, not even with their kids. Even the manager is scared to bench Vlad, because he might just give him depression. Ares Vlad is the one that kids will be telling their kid and their kids kids. He will be a Romanina legend.
EVERYONE COMPARED
Now that the second season is over, let's take a look how our little pros did. Are they closer to beating Messi's and Ronaldo's records or not. Is Ivanovich still working for bread crumbs? Is Jones still unemployed? Is Caldeira still at a club he hates? Who is most valuable and who broke into the first team?
HERE WE GO!
RITCHIE ANDREWS
Ritchie is a simple Peruvian boy. He just wants to make shitload of money. He is currently earning 60€ per week and will be earning 500€ p/w after his professional contract begins. He is an ambitious kid, whose dream is to become Barcelona's top man. He wants to be the Peruvian Messi. He is also thinking of leaving Universitario, because he embarrassed himself there. He pulled his groin, when he was kicking the ball. That's something that stays with you all the time.
DEREK ARU'UN
Derek is our first super star. He made his big break through season at just 17 years old. The Bristol City supporter made his first appearance for Holland mens team also and if that is not a sign of a great player, i don't know what is. He played against Austria and was subbed off on the 51st minute having embarrassed himself with a score of 6.6. Luckily his second game against Bosnia& Herzegovina was a success, 1 goal, 8.7 rating, 90 min played. Only problem is that there is a rumor going around in Amsterdam that Aru'un was born a woman.
CHRIS BALL
Mr. Ball has had 6 injuries in his time here. But none of the too serious, with only one injury having lasted longer than 7 days - a broken collarbone. He also broke a Premier League record - Youngest Goalscorer, 15 years 339 days. But that did not stop Bournemouth from being relegated. It's a shame.
CHRISTOPHER BURNS
Our young Scottish prodigy is living a dream. Favourite clubs key player, highest wage, first international apps and goals. Debut was a bit disappointing for everyone (3-0 loss to Croatia), but next 2 games the won 3-0 against Armenia and Faroe Islands with Burns scoring in both games.
HUGO CALDEIRA
Future Portuguese Ronaldo? Perhaps. But at the moment he reminds me more of his teammate Soares. Even though he hates hhis club, he is enjoying his time there and hopes to break into the first team in his third season. His wage is an impressive 0.0% of clubs total wage bill. A record of sorts. In reality he is quite the record breaker - European Champions Cup youngest player to appear in a match, Porto's youngest player to score, Portuguese PL and also Porto's youngest player to appear in a match. He was also substitute in FC Porto's Seasonal Best Eleven.
CHRIASTIAN FERRI
Son of an Italian fisherman is currently overwhelmed by the interest shown in him. All the greats, Juventus, Man City, Man Utd, Tottenham, Chelsea, Liverpool, are interested in him. Okay maybe not all greats, but at least some good and some better clubs. Ferri himself would rather go to Juventus, his papa's favourite club. If he does go back to his homeland, at least he will learn from the best - Ronaldo, Mandzukic and Dybala. Added bonus will be his competition with Moise Kean.
IVAN IVANOVICH
My favourite player. He has had quite the journey. You could even say he is a Russian journeyman. Or from rags to lesser rags? From 9€ p/w to 1200€ p/w. The russian dream. The Moscow born man is also an avid gym visitor. His last time there he was lifting such great weights that he even tore his abdominal muscle. Who says you can't hurt yourself by lifting 10kg...
YETI JONES
Clubless, jobless, homeless. But still optimistic. A lot of teams are still interested in him. Like bournemouth, Derby, Burton and Colchester. Will he join Chris Ball as a teammate at Bournemouth - maybe. Or maybe he is just very indecisive. Or maybe Charles Boyle is just undercover.
JEDI KNIGHT
Our lord and saviour is not in a galaxay far away. He is just on the other side of the globe, in Australia. However he was not a saviour in his debut game for Australia having lost to Algeria 1-0. He was named in Hyunday A-League young player of the year shortlist, but it was just a bit too far out of his reach.
SHANE LAWMAN
Sadly youth goals are not what we are after...
HANNIBAL LECTER
Who said eating your competition wasn't the answer. I certainly know it wasn't Luis Suarez. Hannibal is Luis Suarez's ******* son and both share the same proclivities toward human flesh. Maybe that's why he hasn't trained as much? When he joine Milan, Gattuso asked him "You're one of Luis Suarez's, aren't you?" as the facial similarity was so close.
HUGO LETELLIER
The baguette loving Hugo has formed a friendship with his Polish teammate Kamil Glik. They probably bonded over their countries history as they were heard leaving the hotel saying "**** Germans!". We will see where that leads them. Maybe to GULAG with Ivan.
PUSTI MALAKA
If you look closely you can see the ambition and pure desire in Malaka's almost indistinguishable black eyes in his profile picture (his profile pic is in his overview picture), which is why he won the Hyunday A-League young player of the year not Jedi. And that why he has been injured only once and for only 3 days. Nothing can keep him down. Pusti Malaka is pure desire, an unstoppable force, an immovable object, the perfect man.
BRANE ORMSO
Being still in his chilhood, playing with his childhood friends, Brane Ormso has no idea that he will most likely put into the world of grown up next season, where he has to prove his worth or just stop.
DANIEL PORTER
After 2 incredible season at Swindon and Sky Bet League 2, he impressed former England giants manchester United. he is the biggest transfer in transfer fee but second biggest transfer in club wise this season. Dubbed to be the new Michael Owen, will he make United glorious in the present also not just in the past? Only time will tell.
HAMPUS SILVERHOLT
The bigest transfer. From a small Swedish club to true European giants. He could not have done better. The greatest sucess story so far. Now only to overthrow Lewandowski and the he is in the promised land.
ALLAN TELSTAR
Telstar is lurking in the shadows. Waiting for his time or rather waiting patiently till Aru'un gets injured or makes a mistake so severe he has to be benched. Allan is the ultimate manipulator. He has been whispering terrible rumors about Derek for months now, hoping he will get transferred away nad he can take Ajax to Champions League winners himself.
ARES VLAD
Vampire. That is what people say about him. He is a goal scoring vampire. They say that he sucks the hopes and dreams of his opposition by scoring so many goals, that they just retire and never play the game again, not even with their kids. Even the manager is scared to bench Vlad, because he might just give him depression. Ares Vlad is the one that kids will be telling their kid and their kids kids. He will be a Romanina legend.
EVERYONE COMPARED
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Man I Probaly So Bad At Playing With Porto
I Hope Will Get A 3 Year Loan At Estoril So I Can Leave Porto In 2023
I Hope Will Get A 3 Year Loan At Estoril So I Can Leave Porto In 2023
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Brane aint done nothing this year! 18 goals in 30 odd noncompetitive games and 1 goal in 3 U21 games isn't too bad for a 16 year old but needs to start getting games for the first team!
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37 goals in 66 games, now that's a record I can live with! Hopefully my time in League 2 will keep me grounded and concentrated!
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With Bournemouth being relegated to the Championship some of their bigger strikers might leave and I might get regular first team foot all next season now! Still, happy to have broken the premier league goalscorer record and I'm now worth over 12 million!
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SEASON 3
Lets see who has the most goals and appearances. Who has been the best for their nation. Who has transferred.
ANDREWS
Andrews feels that he has accomplished everything he can in his home and is looking for a way out to Europe. He will be joining Braga to compete with Hugo Caldeira for the Portuguese title.
ARU'UN
One of the best with him being the top choice for the best club in Holland. Total played 2590 minutes this season
BALL
Bournemouth wunderkind has banged the club up to Premier League after the devastating Season 2. Stoke is interested in him. But I believe he will stay in Bournemouth or leave only for a bigger club.
BURNS
Burns is a bit weird man. He got a chance to play at his childhood dream club, but chose to leave for Leicester in England. Should have stayed in Rangers, because now he has to compete with Brane Ormso.
CALDEIRA
Caldeira did become a key player this season like he predicted last time. He might be leaving for Manchester United and possible champions league glory.
FERRI
The Italian failed once again to bring something more than a mid table finish for Brentford.
IVANOVICH
Though not working for bottle of crappy vodka per week anymore and being a first team choice, he only managed to get 8 apps this season.
JONES
This is just sad. If he does not find a club by 15th of August I will move him to the most reputable club that is interested in him.
KNIGHT
This Jedi failed to kill any kids nor score many goals. This is what happens if you think Australia is part of Europe and wants to participate in Eurovision.
LAWMAN
A dissapointing loan for Shane.
LECTER
19 games but only 2 goals. At least he is not rotting in Milan reserves.
LETELLIER
This toad-eater is one of the few who managed to have a half decent loan.
MALAKA
The Australian Ivan would move to europe if only clubs were interested in him.
ORMSO
Ormso will have competition as Burns will challenge him for top striker position. However impossible it might seem - he did have a completely injury freeseason.
PORTER
Manchester United decided that the red devil in training was more suited for youth games and thats where he spent the whole season. But thats what happens when the like of Rashford and Lukaku are in your team.
SILVERHOLT
This season he guided FC Bayern II to third position in 3. Liga, next season he will guide FC Bayern to first in Bundesliga.
TELSTAR
A mere shadow of Aru'un. Go to Barca or smth Aru'un. Leave my boy alone.
VLAD
This blood sucker will be moving further east to Spartak Moscow for 10M+ to steal Ivans vodka.
ALL
Lets see who has the most goals and appearances. Who has been the best for their nation. Who has transferred.
ANDREWS
Andrews feels that he has accomplished everything he can in his home and is looking for a way out to Europe. He will be joining Braga to compete with Hugo Caldeira for the Portuguese title.
ARU'UN
One of the best with him being the top choice for the best club in Holland. Total played 2590 minutes this season
BALL
Bournemouth wunderkind has banged the club up to Premier League after the devastating Season 2. Stoke is interested in him. But I believe he will stay in Bournemouth or leave only for a bigger club.
BURNS
Burns is a bit weird man. He got a chance to play at his childhood dream club, but chose to leave for Leicester in England. Should have stayed in Rangers, because now he has to compete with Brane Ormso.
CALDEIRA
Caldeira did become a key player this season like he predicted last time. He might be leaving for Manchester United and possible champions league glory.
FERRI
The Italian failed once again to bring something more than a mid table finish for Brentford.
IVANOVICH
Though not working for bottle of crappy vodka per week anymore and being a first team choice, he only managed to get 8 apps this season.
JONES
This is just sad. If he does not find a club by 15th of August I will move him to the most reputable club that is interested in him.
KNIGHT
This Jedi failed to kill any kids nor score many goals. This is what happens if you think Australia is part of Europe and wants to participate in Eurovision.
LAWMAN
A dissapointing loan for Shane.
LECTER
19 games but only 2 goals. At least he is not rotting in Milan reserves.
LETELLIER
This toad-eater is one of the few who managed to have a half decent loan.
MALAKA
The Australian Ivan would move to europe if only clubs were interested in him.
ORMSO
Ormso will have competition as Burns will challenge him for top striker position. However impossible it might seem - he did have a completely injury freeseason.
PORTER
Manchester United decided that the red devil in training was more suited for youth games and thats where he spent the whole season. But thats what happens when the like of Rashford and Lukaku are in your team.
SILVERHOLT
This season he guided FC Bayern II to third position in 3. Liga, next season he will guide FC Bayern to first in Bundesliga.
TELSTAR
A mere shadow of Aru'un. Go to Barca or smth Aru'un. Leave my boy alone.
VLAD
This blood sucker will be moving further east to Spartak Moscow for 10M+ to steal Ivans vodka.
ALL