I'm amazed by the latest news that Demba Ba has decided to go to Newcastle following their signing of Yohan Cabaye.
As an Everton fan, I can't comprehend why Ba would choose them over us? -other than money of course-
Maybe because all our fans aren't moany *****?
And why would Cabaye leave the French champions more a mid table premiership team?
To play in a better league? The best league in the world, apparently. Rather than going and sitting on the bench at a top four team, he wants to actually get some game time and maybe earn a place in a top four side by proving he can play at this level.
Everton have been consistently performing well over the past few seasons, with a proven manager and plenty of quality players.
But you are on a downward spiral, you have no funds, **** fans and a ginger manager.
Alan Pardew is borderline at best, and I can't really think of more than 1 or 2 quality players at Newcastle. It seems players are still attracted by the stadium and past success.
1 or 2 quality players? Are you some kind of ******? Have you never seen Ameobi play? or what about Nile Ranger? James Perch? Leon Best? ******* ****.
Also, why would you not be attracted by the stadium? I would rather play in a nice stadium with lots of fans that turn up, compared to say.. playing at Goodison.
Once the Andy Carroll money has run out, they'll just go back to being a debt-ridden club owned by a fat slob wallowing around the middle of the prem. Everton will still be performing miracles out of nothing and causing the top 4 a headache.
Debt ridden club? Coming from an Everton fan? priceless. Also, 7th is hardly causing top four a headache, much too low, maybe some **** ache? Piles maybe?
If Newcastle have matched Ba's salary demands of £70k/week then maybe I'm not so upset, as to me he seems the type of player who will have 1 good season and then just get lazy thinking he's better than he is.
So.. your upset you didn't get Ba, but you think he's going to get lazy after a season? Righto. In the past, you signed the likes of Yakubu.. apart from the fact he was the size of a large barge and couldn't hit a cows **** with a banjo, is that why you can apparently predict the future over Demba Ba? Apart from his injury problems, Demba Ba is alot better than Yakubu, also better than.. Beckford.. Saha.. any other strikers you have..
Throwing my toys out of my pram over
Fixed.

So, in summary, come back in, lets say.. a year, and if you finish above us, or haven't gone out of business, I will give you a cake.