You Know You're Obsessed With Football Manager If...

[ajt09]

You get punched in your sleep when you're describing the match in your sleep and start shouting the pitchside instructions. Allegedly

 

[BobbyMoore]

When on New Years Eve you told yourself right this year I will do this and . . .I WILL DO THAT!
... then you realise that you spent little time doing this or that as you spent stupid amount of hours pretending you are a manager and having mundane "conversations" with "players" on Football Manager.

I won't lie to myself in 2012 I know what I will be doing same thing I did in 2008,09,10,11 . . .playing Football Manager.

 

[Chokopop]

1) You have been at a real life match and kept a close eye on players from the opposing team that play, or have played for your team on Football Manager.

8) You have shouted 'YES!' when you've scored a 90th minute goal to equalise or go in front, or gone 'ARGH, **** OFF' when you've conceded in the 90th minute to drop points.


10) You have arrived late somewhere because you fancied one more game of Football Manager.


11) In a bout of boredness you have proceeded to relegate your biggest rivals.


14) You are genuinely annoyed at a player on the game if they get sent off, early in a game, or concede a stupid penalty.


15) You Google your latest unheard of signing "So I know what he looks like"


21) You've bailed out of seeing your girlfriend because you were approaching the vital part of the season.


22) You begin to hate a team because they win EVERY time you play them, home or away.


23) You have a player who you simply can't defend against. He scores against you every season.


24) You have looked at the manager of another club in the future and gone 'OOOOH, I remember when he was still a player on this!'


30) You get upset when a player you want to succeed continually plays 6s.


39) You call paedophilia "working with youngsters"


42) If your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother has finally learned that the phrase 'its only a game' or 'calm down' will only end in an argument.


44) You know it's okay because the linesman hasn't moved!


46) 'XML parsing error! not well-formed (invald token) at line1 of last_saved_game.xml' is your greatest fear!


49) As you read these, you had Football Manager open in another window throughout.

Suddenly I feel so ashamed :S

 

[yamyam91]

You know you're obsessed with Football Manger if... You let your missus put 'Eastenders' & '*** in the city' on so you can get an extra couple of hours on the game!, & When, you have your own little set up in your living room where your missus/mom/dad/brother/sister is never aloud to invade! LONG LIVE FOOTBALL MANAGER!

 

[W4FC B3N]

42) If your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother has finally learned that the phrase 'its only a game' or 'calm down' will only end in an argument.

When your answer to this statement is; "Well.... I know, but...."

 

[Alexandre 95]

39) You call paedophilia "working with youngsters"

Lol'd