Your Favourite Football Chants

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When the ball
hits your head
and your sitting in row Z
that's Zamora
 
When Rovers had Steve Elliot we used to sing

We've got Steve Elliott
He's ******* brilliant
We've got Steve Elliott
He's ******* brilliant.

When Norwich came to Rovers they had a player named Stephen Elliott, when he made a total hash of a shot the Rovers fans sang :

You've got Stephen Elliott
He's ******* ****
You've got Stephen Elliott
He's ******* ****
 
Get Your **** out,
get your **** out,
get your **** out for the lads ;)
 
all the videos on this page with the songs on... i will be honest

are quality songs lol.

Blues now sing the Bruce fat head one when we play against him XD
 
You know she said no
You know she said no
Alan McGregor!
You know she said no
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Oh , the holy goalie
He hates the h*ns
He blessed himself at Ibrox and the h*ns went off their nut
He's off his f*cking rocker and he said
God Bless the pope!
 
Bristol Rovers v Southampton cup game this season.

I was sat with the away (Southampton) fans, and only half of the away fans had a cover over the stand, anyway, the game kicked off, half way through it started ******* it down, massive rain storm.

That prompted us to chant: 'We're the dry side, we're the dry side, we're the dry side over here!'

with a enthusiastic responce of : 'We're the wet side, we're the wet side, we're the wet side overe here!' from our drenched comrades.

We continued the chant for about 15mins.

Not the funniest, but I think people having humor in such awful conditions has helped that stick in my mind. :)
 
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Who's that **** from Argentina?
Who's that money grabbing *****?
Carlos Tevez is his name,
And he hasn't got a brain,
And he won't be winning trophies any more

WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM

my fav
 
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KA5A8IAN said:
Ha
, that derby one is ******* quality

Nakumara ate ma dug
Nakamura ate ma dug
Nakamura ate ma dg

Sung by rangers fans to shunsuke nakumara of celtic
and
he dives to the left
he dives to the right
but allan mcregor shags 10 birds a night!:P
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Bit late i know but:

Darcheville ate my dinner,
Darcheville ate my dinner,
Darcheville ate my dinner (elongate final dinner)

And the Celtic fans sing the McGregor one as well :P
 
(To the tune of macarena)

Who needs Lionel Messi when you've got Mokoena,
Who needs Lionel Messi when you've got Mokoena,
Who needs Lionel Messi when you've got Mokoena,
Aaron Mokoena!
 
Id rather be a sausage than an egg,
ohh id rather be a sausage than an egg,
ohh id rather be a sausage, rather be a sausage, rather be a sausage than an egg....

sizzling sizzling sizzling in the pan,
oh were sizzling sizzling sizzling in the pan,
oh were sizzling sizzling sizzling, sizzling sizzling sizzling,

sizzling sizzling sizzling in the pannn

when we (blues) were incredibly bored with the shocking home support at The Hawthorns
 
Redrup said:
It could be worse,
He could be Scouse
Eating rats in a council house.

:P
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I'm scouse and I don't live in a council house or eat rats!


Poppa_ChesterCityFC said:
I suppose it beats the normal boring chants of Arsenal which go along the lines of..
Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal... until everyone is bored or
We've got Cesc Fabregas, we've got Cesc Fabregas... (or any other remotely good player in the Arsenal squad substitued into the lyric)
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So true. Is it just me or are Arsenal so **** at songs?


Frankie said:
Adebayor, Adebayooooooooor, he used to like coach trips, but not anymoreeeeeeee.
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LOL


DMF said:
Caaaaaaaaarefree, wherever you may be.
Chelsea ain't got no history.
Lampard's fat
And the rest are queers
And you didnt win the league for 50 years.
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**** Off, Chelsea FC.
You aint got no history.
Five european cups, 18 leagues.
That's what we call history.


DMF said:
They zoomed in on Neville and he was loving it. They also did some sort of song about Liverpool that caused a massive stir..
Am I mistaken? :S
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And people wonder why Neville is hated so much.



RAAAFAA'S THE SPECIAL ONE!
 
Adebayor... Adebayorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ye da washes elephants, and ya mar is a *****
 
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