Your Favourite Football Chants

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We want you to stay,
We want to to staaaayyyy,
Malcolm Glazer,
We want you to stay
 
found one:

He has a pie, he goes to sleep(Heskey, Heskey)

Longer on the floor than on his feet(Heskey, Heskey)

Capello starts him, every game

He gets the ball, it's wide again

Emile Heskey England's number 9!
 
When Walsall played Huddersfield a few seasons ago:
You're sh*t!
And we're even worse!
You're sh*t!
And we're even worse!

Walsall chant about Wolves:
If I had the wings of an Eagle,
And the **** of a crow,
I'd fly over Wolverhampton..
And sh*t on the b*stards below!

Walsall chant, normally for away games:
Everywhere that we go,
People always wanna know...
Where on earth are we from?
We're not from West Brom! Sh*tty Sh*tty Baggies!
We're not from Wolverhampton! W*nky W*nky Wanderers!
We're not from Birmingham! Boring boring Brummies!
We're from Walsall! Mighty Mighty Walsall!

Walsalls most popular chant at the moment:
We are the pride of the Midlands,
The Villa are scum!
We hate the Wanderers, the Baggies and Brum!
 
Punches girls in the eye
Don't worry he's done his time
My wife wants to put him back into D-Wing
Then everyones bumming MARLON KING!
 
A bit old but:

Elano , oooooah,
Elano, oooooah,
he has some silky skills,
He walks like Heather Mills
Elano, oooooooah,
Elano, oooooooah.
 
Your going home in a Claret and Blue Ambulance.
....................................................................................

FOR THE NORTHENERS!

Go down pub
drink 10 pints
get absoluetly plastered

Go back home
Beat the Wife
DIRTY NORTHEN Bastered !!
...........................................
He's Fat He's Round
He 's rolling on the ground
Its Benni McCarthy, its Benni McCarthy.
..........................................................................
and of Course:

I'm forever blowing bubbles pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high,
they reach the sky
and like my dreams they fade and die
fortunes always hiding
i looked everywhere
im forever blowing bubbles
blowing bubbles in the AIR
UTD UTD UTD
 
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For the game on Saturday.

‎"Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
We hate those bastards in Claret and Blue"
 
[22:25] <Andy> Wayne Rooney, Shaged a ***** and we all thought he coudnt score. His wife is gonna take the money from the bank, next time wayne just have a wank

Mock The Week, soon to be a chant :)
 
In the words of Stephen Fry describing a chant by Brighton fans..."You're better than us...You're better than us..."
 
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CJACKO11 said:
For the game on Saturday.

‎"Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
We hate those bastards in Claret and Blue"
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LOL!

My best ever would have to be the obvious; Fernando Torres Liverpool's Number 9. **** Off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history... and we've won it 5 times, although we hardly ever sing that now since it's been a good 5 years.

From an alternative perspectice, the gabby gabby agbonlahore chant is really good. And the darts theme is pretty good, although it's not football. xD
 
Tezzz said:
LOL!

My best ever would have to be the obvious; Fernando Torres Liverpool's Number 9. **** Off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history... and we've won it 5 times, although we hardly ever sing that now since it's been a good 5 years.

From an alternative perspectice, the gabby gabby agbonlahore chant is really good. And the darts theme is pretty good, although it's not football. xD
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yer its mad how many Liverpool chants Chelsea have now days compared to what 10 years ago. and i love the Darts tune its just immense.
 
Read about this one in the paper and though it was hilerious. Cant remember who sang it or when but it was to the tune of Michael Jacksons Smooth Criminal

Nani are you ok Nani are you ok
are you ok Nani
Nani are you ok
Wont you tell us that youre ok
Nani are you ok are you ok are you ok Nani
Youve been hit by, youve been struck by Lee Catermole
 
Oh Leroy Lita, you are the love of my life,
Oh Leroy Lita, i'll let you **** my wife,
Ooh Leroy Lita, we have faith in yooouuuuuu


We Hate Swindon Town,
We hate Poxford United,
We hate Aldershit,
And Bristol too.
 
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