Your Favourite Football Chants

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There were 10 German bombers in the air (in the air),
There were 10 German bombers in the air (in the air),
There were 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers,
10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from Britain shot 1 down (shot 1 down),
And the RAF from Britain shot 1 down (shot 1 down),
And the RAF from Britain, RAF from Britain, RAF from Britain shot 1 down.

(No offence to anyone from Germany who happens to view this.)
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI[/ame]

Cracks me up every time :P
 
Me and my friend waited forever to sing this at Wembley, but unfortunately we didn't and now it never will, it goes

Stand up, Even Heskey scored
Stand up, Even Heskey scored
Stand up, Even Heskey scored
Stand up, Even Heskey scored
 
Jose Fonte baby,
Jose Fonte, wooooaaaahhooooo.

To the tune of:

Don't you want me baby,
Don't you want me, wooooaaahhoooo.

:D Love it.
 
Gaffer said:
There were 10 German bombers in the air (in the air),
There were 10 German bombers in the air (in the air),
There were 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers,
10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from Britain shot 1 down (shot 1 down),
And the RAF from Britain shot 1 down (shot 1 down),
And the RAF from Britain, RAF from Britain, RAF from Britain shot 1 down.

(No offence to anyone from Germany who happens to view this.)
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Gateshead have the same one except it goes like this because about 5 of the fans are in the army :P

There were 10 Spartan bombers in the air (in the air),
There were 10 Spartan bombers in the air (in the air),
There were 10 Spartan bombers,
10 Spartan bombers,
10 Spartan bombers in the air.
And the RAF from Gateshead shot 1 down (shot 1 down),
And the RAF from Gateshead shot 1 down (shot 1 down),
And the RAF from Gateshead, RAF from Gateshead, RAF from Gateshead shot 1 down.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jvd2P1C5co&feature=related"]YouTube - Gabby Agbonlahor song[/ame]

And also

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&feature=related"]YouTube - The funniest football song/chant ever[/ame]
 
To the tune of baby give it up..


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGKvcTtJGzM"]YouTube - Arsenal fans Singing Samir Nasri song[/ame]
 
Gotta give it to the Manc fans for the

Sign on, sign ooon - directed to the Liverpool fans, to the tune of Y.N.W.A, certainly got a cheap laugh out of me.
 
Lee Hughes, is a murderer
Lee Hughes is a murderer etc

To the tune of "here we go"

Murderer, murderer, murderer....

And perhaps my favourite Lee Hughes chant...

Did you ever drop the soap ?
Did you ever drop the soap ?
Did you ever, did you ever
Did you ever drop the soap ?

Cracked me up XD
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75pV2Nq17XM"]YouTube - During Southampton Game[/ame]

Nothing beats "Play Up Pompey" at 2:10. Sung by Bristol Rovers fans V Southampton !
 
Adeybayor, his dad washes elephants, and his mum is a who**
 
Hes better than Shaun
Hes better than Shaaaaaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnn
Bradley Wright-Phillips
Hes better than Shaun
 
Wheres, your thunder gone wheres yer thunder gone
Wheres your thunder gone, wheres your thunder gone
Wheres, yer thunder gone, wheres your thunder gone

FAR, FAR AWAY :D At Parkhead after Lennons I'll bring back the thunder speech ;)

( And no, to the easily offended, this is not Sectarian)

Tell all the Tims ye know
That we've got Vladimir Weiss and they've no
We've got Jelavic upfront
Wee Lennons a ****
And it's gonnae be 3 in a row :D
 
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you F*ck!!!

EDIT: An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ****'s.
Are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham in disguise,
Are you Tottenham in disguise...


also
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...
 
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When I was just a little boy I asked my mother, what shall I be?
Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?
Heres what she said to me:
Wash yer mouth out son,
And go get yer fathers gun,
And shoot the Chelsea Scum,
Shoot the Chelsea Scum

Who's that dying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow?
It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a ******* noise
Because they couldnt get the plane to gooo

YRA
We're Yorkshire's Republican Army,
We're Barmy wherever we go,
we fear no foe,
cos we are the YRA

January 3rd
Remember the date
We beat the team that we ******* hate
We knocked the Scum out the FA Cup
We're Super Leeds and we're goin up!
 
To the tune of Baby Give it Up.

lalalalallalalalala, Samir Nas-er-y, Nas-er-y, Samir Nas-er-y

away at spurs we sung this for the whole of the second half of extra time. was amazing..

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbSP5NBwP9Y&feature=related"]YouTube - Tottenham v arsenal 1.4 arsenal fans after sami nasri goal[/ame]
 
TerryVenables said:
When I was just a little boy I asked my mother, what shall I be?
Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?
Heres what she said to me:
Wash yer mouth out son,
And go get yer fathers gun,
And shoot the Chelsea Scum,
Shoot the Chelsea Scum

Who's that dying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow?
It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a ******* noise
Because they couldnt get the plane to gooo

YRA
We're Yorkshire's Republican Army,
We're Barmy wherever we go,
we fear no foe,
cos we are the YRA

January 3rd
Remember the date
We beat the team that we ******* hate
We knocked the Scum out the FA Cup
We're Super Leeds and we're goin up!
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No need for that.....
 
terryvenables said:
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother, what shall i be?
Should i be chelsea?
Should i be leeds?
Heres what she said to me:
Wash yer mouth out son,
and go get yer fathers gun,
and shoot the chelsea scum,
shoot the chelsea scum

who's that dying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow?
It's matt busby and his boys making such a ******* noise
because they couldnt get the plane to gooo

yra
we're yorkshire's republican army,
we're barmy wherever we go,
we fear no foe,
cos we are the yra

january 3rd
remember the date
we beat the team that we ******* hate
we knocked the scum out the fa cup
we're super leeds and we're goin up!
Click to expand...

we all hate leeds scum ...........................
 
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