Your Favourite Football Chants

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Jonesy. said:
Oh Leroy Lita, you are the love of my life,
Oh Leroy Lita, i'll let you **** my wife,
Ooh Leroy Lita, we have faith in yooouuuuuu


We Hate Swindon Town,
We hate Poxford United,
We hate Aldershit,
And Bristol too.
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The first one's funny, the second one's ****. :)
 
eddlad said:
What are the best chants you have heard on the the terraces

Few ground rules to keep it (fairly) civil.

Nothing too crude, chants about any disasters(Munich, Hillsborough, etc.) definite no no.

Racism a big no.

No sectarian chants.



Here's two of mine;

Tune: Animals went in two by two (Torres song)

Their mums go out and sell themselves
for cash, for cash
THEIR SISTER'S HAVE A HANDLEBAR
MOUSTACHE, MOUSTACHE
Their fans are ugly and they're dumb
They bang and bang that ****in drum
They're B****rd Rovers, knuckle dragging scum!

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Graham Alexander is 94 years old
He should be wearing glasses
He should be going bald
He should withdraw his pension
But he's not ready yet!
And when we get a penalty,
He'll stick it in the net!
Ohh
Graham Alexander is 94 years old
He should be wearing glasses
He should be going bald
He should withdraw his pension
But he's not ready yet!
And when we get a penalty
He'll stick it in the net!
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lol i love that chant. :D

I find it funny when teams in Europe sing "Who are ya?"& "Your not singing anymore" or "Shall we sing a song for you" to the away fans.

Most of them probably don't understand a word of what's being sung at them. :D
 
chim chimmeny chim chimmeny chim chim cheeroo who needs wayne rooney when we've got kalou!! ;)
 
After the long on going fued between Neil Warnock and Stan Ternent..

" There's only one Neil Warnock, one Neil Warnock, with a Packet of sweets, a cheeky smile, Warnock is a f****n Peadophile. "

We sung that away at Sheff Utd a few years ago, me & a few friends found it quite funny on the day.

Also when we played Sheff Wed at home a few seasons ago, the Sheff Wed fans started singing
"Neil Warnock, he's a wnker he's a wnker"
Then after they finished singing it, the Burnley fans then started singing it, followed by both the Burnley & Sheff Wed fans singing it together at the same time.

A bit of banter with the away fans, you can't beat it.
 
Some good Motherwell songs-

(After being 6-2 down with 20 mins to go against Hibs and we brought it back and drew 6-6 we sang-)

6-2 and you ****** it up
6-2 and you ****** it up ......

To Celtic N Rangers fans

In your Glasgow slums,
Your maws on the game and your dads in the nick
You can get a jobs coz your so ******* thick
In your Glasgow slums

The next one is a tune we sing to Celtic.Its the tune to you'll never walk alone-

Sign on, sign on
With a pen in our hand
Coz you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job

(A few songs we sing to our goalie Darren Randolph about his realationship with one of the girls from the group ''The Saturdays'')

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday *******

He hates JLS
He hates JLS
Darren Randolph
Hates JLS

A song we sing to Mark Reynolds to the tune of ''Oh Pretty Baby''-

Oh Marky Reynolds
You are the love of my life
Oh Marky Reynolds
I'd let you **** my wife
Oh Marky Reynolds
We love your ginger hair to
YOUR GINGER HAIR!!!!

And 1 we sing to Hibs-

Do you know where **** is?
**** is Easter Rd
Heaven is the Fir Park
Where the Hibees sshite their load
Oh, I was born under a 'Well flag
A 'Well, 'Well flag
 
T-T-TEESIDERS
T-T-TEESIDERS
T-T-TEESIDERS
T-T-TEESIDERS
T-T-TEESIDERS

over and over again, how original lol
 
Really old Leicester song about Kevin "Rooster" Russell

Old McDonald had a farm but
we have got the Rooster
 
i heard that if Rooney played against Everton they were going to wear Bob Marley wigs and sing

''No woman no Kai''
 
Jonesy. said:
Oh Leroy Lita, you are the love of my life,
Oh Leroy Lita, i'll let you **** my wife,
Ooh Leroy Lita, we have faith in yooouuuuuu


We Hate Swindon Town,
We hate Poxford United,
We hate Aldershit,
And Bristol too.
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Which Bristol are we talking about ? (6)
 
while beating West Ham last Saturday on the 11th September which was the 9th anniversary of the Twin Towers tragedy Chelsea fans decided to sing a chant to the Taliban which went.

''Shoes off for the taliban, Shoes off for the taliban''(while holding a shoe in the air)

I believe this is hugely offensive.
 
You say N-gog,
and I say N-go.
N-go, N-go!
I don't know why you say N-gog, I say N-go
N-go, N-go!
I don't know why you say N-gog, I say N-go...
 
At the Lane,
At the Lane.,
Oh their all f*cking w**kers at the
Lane!
At the Lane.....
At the Lane.....
Oh their all f*king w**kers at the
Lane...

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/sheffield_wednesday-chants/at-the-lane/

We sing it all the time ... Also

Your ground's too big for you,
Your ground's too big for you,
Your ground's too big for you,
Your ground's too big for you...


When i was young,
I had no sense,
I bought a flute for 50 pence,
The only tune that I could play was f**k the blades and the ira.
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM.
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM...
 
Rovers V Dagenham, ex-city player Bas Savage comes on as a sub.

Savage is a ******
He wears a wankers hat
He used to play for City and he is a ******* ****
He misses from the left side
He misses from the right
And when he played for City he was a load of *****.

It must of been sung for a good 15 minutes XD
 
How **** must you be, we're winning at home!
Winning at home!
How **** must you be, we're winning at home!
 
whenever Chelsea are winning by a big margain the fans start to chant.

''Boring Boring Chelsea''
 
the funniest chant i ever heard at a match was wigan singin in response to our chant 5 times.

2 times weve won it 2 times the auto windscreens weve won it 2 times
 
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