Your Favourite Football Chants

[nilelg5]

**** ground no lights!
**** ground no lights!

 

[Donnelly1]

the referees a worker

 

[Souty]

4.Blue Sea of Ibrox
3.All the blue bells are blue
2.The Famous Glasgow Rangers
1.Follow Follow

And last but not least

We'll be coming We'll be coming We'll be coming down the road and when you hear the noise of the tartan army boys we'll be coming down the road

Fills me with Pride

 

[L A Valecia MU]

(to crouch)
Your just a sh*t Andy Carrol
a **** Andy Caaaaaarrol

 

[Clark_Messi]

ALL TOGETHER NOW THE CRY WAS NO SURRENDERRR, SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE, WITH HEART ON HAND AND SOWRD AND SHEILD WE'LL GAURD OUR DERRYS WALLS !!!

Gives me the tingels when we sing that at Ibrox against the tic

Tiocfaidh ár lá
Sing up the RA
Ooo ahh up the Ra sing ooo ahh up the Ra

I know it's a controversial song but it does give you tingles.

And more recently

F**k the SFA
F**k the SFA
(sang over and over again)


If you hate Rangers stand up... (when the whole stadium stands up and sings)

 

[LP94]

We've got the best cider in the league
We've got the be cider in the league

Cider pronounced as Coider :wub:

 

[The Commy Kid]

MY GARDEN SHED (my garden shed)
IS BIGGER THAN THIS (is bigger than this)

 

[Ed Syers]

Fergie's right, the fans are *****... (at Old Trafford).

When I was young, I had no sense, I bought a flute for 50 pence,
The only tune, that I could play, was **** Pardew and the Toon Army,
Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.

:wub:

 

[Jamie92]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you **** *******, arrrgghhhh

 

[Ronan]

Weve got one stand bigger than your ground, weve got one stand bigger, one stand bigger, one stand bigger than your ground.

Sang at most away games .

 

[bravo21]

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" - St Mirren fans after Jean Claude-Darcheville's ridiculous miss at Love Street a few years ago.

"Billy Mehmet - We want your babies"

"Mo Mo Super Mo, Mo Mo Super Mo, Mo Mo, Super Mo, SUPER MO CAMARA!" - St Mirren flop Mo Camara's song. The funny thing is he thought we appreciated his "ability".

http://fanchants.com/football-songs/st-mirren-chants/super-mo-camara/

 

[SamScfc]

To our clumsy french centre half which a few of my mates sing:

I'm your biggest fan, you scored against Macc Town, for County, Assou, Assou-mani!

Does anyone on here actually chant though?

 

[Jackson9608]

ohh Adebayor
Adebayor......
Your dad washes elephants
Your mothers a *****

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(Blur Country House)

He lives in a box
a box in the floor
Bill Shankly

He lives in a box
The box next door
Bob Paisley

 

[Lawton10]

Obviously You'll Never Walk Alone.

Honorable mention to "Niall Quinn's disco pants", though.

 

[Jackson9608]

With hope in your heart
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job
Sign on sign on.

 

[FrostySCFC]

Sung at OT a few seasons back:

He falls like a girl
He cries like a kiiiid
Your boy Ronaldo's
Going to Real Madrid

One of my favs:
Timmy Howard has tourettes, has tourettes, has tourettes.
Timmy Howard has tourettes.
F**k, sh*t, bol*ocks.

 

[Striker122]

argyles chat near the start of the season (stoped now)
"Were winning at home !
how **** must you be
were winning at home"

 

[BlackSamba]

"We'll never be mastered!
by no Burnley *******!
We'll keep the Blue Flag Flying High!
Forever and Ever we'll follow are team,
we're Blackburn Rovers we are supreme! "

The one that got the hairs on my kneck standing up was when I went to see Rangers at Ibrox (Protestant irish ancestry) and they sang 'Build my gallows'....EPIC.

 

[benmadrigal]

football chants are dead. long live snooker chants eg

"the referees a woman"

"snooker dwarves on the make
taking bungs from dodgy sheiks
with a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
john higgins ain't coming back"

 

[Jinsgin]

Disguise! Disguise! You must be tottenham in disguise!

Samir nas-uh-ri etc etc saaaaaaaaaaaaaamir nas-uh-ri

Honestly we're a bit **** at chants