Your Favourite Football Chants

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We had Joy, We Had Fun..
We had Swindon on the run
but the inbreds got away
cos they **** there mums all day
 
E I E I E I O
Up the football league we go!
When we get promotion this is what we'll sing!
We all love you , we all love you!
Browny is our King!

Not sure if it counts as a chant but my all-time favourite is You'll Never Walk Alone
 
although im not a baggies fan mine is:

Your sister is your mother
Your brother is your farther
You all **** each other
Its the dingle family

i cant help but laugh when i think of that and emmerdale is on in the background
 
The Wenger bus is coming
And all the kids are running
From London to Manchester
He is a child molester.

There's only one Arsene Wenger
One Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets
And a Cheeky smile
Wenger is a f****ing paedophile
 
Mikey burnsey said:
City Are A Massive Club!
(to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands')
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh, city are a massive club!


They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They bought Steve Daley for a million quid.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan.
They used to be Little, but now they're Large.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell (†1).
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit.
They've got exec boxes with a balcony.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvenors.
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points.
They do a lap of honour when they win the toss.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.
~ Added in 1997 ~
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They've got a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.(†2)
They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good.
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch.
~ Added in 1998 ~
They have a derby match with Macclesfield.
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways.
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front. (†3)
~ Added in 1999 ~
Their best ever player plays for Ajax reserves. (†4)
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen (†5)
~ Added in 2000 ~
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all
They were the second-best team in Division Two.
They were the third-best team in Division Three.
They've had 17 managers in 20 years.
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That's a really long football chant..... Bit **** too.
 
Jackson9608 said:
The Wenger bus is coming
And all the kids are running
From London to Manchester
He is a child molester.

There's only one Arsene Wenger
One Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets
And a Cheeky smile
Wenger is a f****ing paedophile
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These are disgusting and malicious, and disgraceful
 
Jackson9608 said:
The Wenger bus is coming
And all the kids are running
From London to Manchester
He is a child molester.

There's only one Arsene Wenger
One Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets
And a Cheeky smile
Wenger is a f****ing paedophile
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love it i always sing it when i go to see united vs arsenal
 
We never win at home, and we never win away
We lost last week and we lost today
But we don't give a **** coz we're all ****** up
.. STOCKPORT COUNTY! ****** UP!
 
Jonesy. said:
We had Joy, We Had Fun..
We had Swindon on the run
but the inbreds got away
cos they **** there mums all day
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Prutton and Austin got plenty of stick today!

The Swindle keeper is *****!
 
Jonesy. said:
Good results for Rovers.. i'm truely proud (A)
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:P

Austin is a ******
Austin is a ******

Cheer up Danny Wilson
Oh what can it mean
To a, sad ****** *******
With a **** football team
 
he's big
he's round
his **** drags on the ground
sammy lee, sammy lee


nemanja whoah
nemanja whoah
he comes from serbia, he'll F***ing murder ya
nemanja whoah


build a bonfire, build a bonfire
stick the scousers on the top
and put city in the middle
and we'll burn the F***ing lot

nick nack paddy whack
give a dog a bone
why dont City F*** off home
 
Some old chants about ******

Elano oooooh, Elano oooooh, he has some silky skills, he walks like Heather Mills, Elano oooooooah.

Lalalala city, lalala city, they signed bellamy to replace kakas shoes lalalala city.
 
ALL TOGETHER NOW THE CRY WAS NO SURRENDERRR, SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE, WITH HEART ON HAND AND SOWRD AND SHEILD WE'LL GAURD OUR DERRYS WALLS !!!

Gives me the tingels when we sing that at Ibrox against the tic :P
 
Obviously you have not heard sang in the Stretford End, not all the song is sung just a few lines, the reason why it is long, is that lines have been added through the years So only current news is sang

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DMF said:
That's a really long football chant..... Bit **** too.
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Any how can a Utd fan say it is ****

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Ben said:
Was Everton's song originally..
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Still funny:D
 
In the Swindon slums
In the Swindon slums
They look in the gutter for something to eat
They find a dead rat and think it's a treat
In the Swindon slums.
 
Here is a favourite of mine at the moment:

Lee Barnard, Barnard,
He's short and he's F**king hard,
He's wanted at Scotland Yard,
Lee Barnard, Barnard.
 
We can't read and we can't write but that don't really matter, we come down form Cheltenham Town and we can drive our tracrors! oo-ar oo-ar oo-aroo-aroo-ar Cheltenham Town nanana Cheltenham Town nanana

or

We love you Cainsey, your *** is supersized, we love you Cainsey, your nickname should be J-lo

Both epic ^_^
 
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