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Your Favourite Football Chants
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Same as the Luton one but ere we go
The W*nky Watford FC Went To Rome To See The Pope,
The W*nky Watford FC Went To Rome To See The Pope,
The W*nky Watford FC Went To Rome To See The Pope,
And This Is What He Said,
'F*CK OFF !'
Whos That Singing For The Luton,
Whos That Team We All Adore,
They Play In Black And White,
And There F*cking Dynamite,
And T*** T*****;s Mother Is A W*ore,
She's A W*ore......
She's A W*ore......
T*** T*****s Mother is A W*ore.
Ronaldinho_Admirer
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" The referee's a w****er."
Ot this one;
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw"]YouTube - ashley cole song[/ame]
I was sitting about five rows behind this game, was laughing well hard.
Ot this one;
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw"]YouTube - ashley cole song[/ame]
I was sitting about five rows behind this game, was laughing well hard.
Gets chanted at so many games, Cole's never actually involved but it doesn't stop it being necessary.
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its a song stop being so fussy..
saying posh takes it up *** offends beckham yet he doesnt complain
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to tune of 'When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing')
He's half a boy and half a girl,
Torres! Torres!
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres! Torres!
He wears a frock,
He loves the ****,
He sells his **** on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side
He's half a boy and half a girl,
Torres! Torres!
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres! Torres!
He wears a frock,
He loves the ****,
He sells his **** on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side
Dunno if someone already post this song.. but...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzkresBOxnQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzkresBOxnQ[/ame]
F*ck Peter Kenyon and Abramovich
F*ck you Mourinho you son of a *****...
*Steve McClaren = Steve McManaman
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzkresBOxnQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzkresBOxnQ[/ame]
F*ck Peter Kenyon and Abramovich
F*ck you Mourinho you son of a *****...
*Steve McClaren = Steve McManaman
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City Are A Massive Club!
(to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands')
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh, city are a massive club!
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They bought Steve Daley for a million quid.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan.
They used to be Little, but now they're Large.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell (†1).
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit.
They've got exec boxes with a balcony.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvenors.
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points.
They do a lap of honour when they win the toss.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.
~ Added in 1997 ~
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They've got a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.(†2)
They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good.
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch.
~ Added in 1998 ~
They have a derby match with Macclesfield.
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways.
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front. (†3)
~ Added in 1999 ~
Their best ever player plays for Ajax reserves. (†4)
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen (†5)
~ Added in 2000 ~
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all
They were the second-best team in Division Two.
They were the third-best team in Division Three.
They've had 17 managers in 20 years.
(to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands')
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh, city are a massive club!
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They bought Steve Daley for a million quid.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan.
They used to be Little, but now they're Large.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell (†1).
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit.
They've got exec boxes with a balcony.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvenors.
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points.
They do a lap of honour when they win the toss.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.
~ Added in 1997 ~
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They've got a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.(†2)
They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good.
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch.
~ Added in 1998 ~
They have a derby match with Macclesfield.
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways.
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front. (†3)
~ Added in 1999 ~
Their best ever player plays for Ajax reserves. (†4)
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen (†5)
~ Added in 2000 ~
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all
They were the second-best team in Division Two.
They were the third-best team in Division Three.
They've had 17 managers in 20 years.
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Ohh Coloccini you are the love of my life,
Oh Coloccini I'd let you **** my wife,
Oh Coloccini I want curly hair too!
Oh Coloccini I'd let you **** my wife,
Oh Coloccini I want curly hair too!
Ohh down in the city,
Where girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheels her wheel barrow,
Through streets wide and narrow singing,
Du du du du du du du du du Argyle,
Du du du du du du du du du Argyle
Also:
To Female Stewards:
Get your growler out,
Get your growler out,
Get your growler out,
Get your growler out...
Where girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheels her wheel barrow,
Through streets wide and narrow singing,
Du du du du du du du du du Argyle,
Du du du du du du du du du Argyle
Also:
To Female Stewards:
Get your growler out,
Get your growler out,
Get your growler out,
Get your growler out...
He saves to the left, he saves to the right, that lad Schmeichel makes his dad look *****!!
Luciano, Lucianoooo, Costs less than Berbatov, and he scores more goals!
He's here, he's there, he's every f**king where, MAX GRADEL, MAX GRADEL
Luciano, Lucianoooo, Costs less than Berbatov, and he scores more goals!
He's here, he's there, he's every f**king where, MAX GRADEL, MAX GRADEL
Tell me mam, me mam
To put the champagne on ice,
We've gone and beat Derby TWICE!
Tell me mam, me mam.
Kris Commons is a Judas,
He said he was a red,
But then he said he'd rather be a sheep ******* instead,
He wobbles down the left,
He wobbled down the right
And he'll never play for us again because he's ******* *****!
To put the champagne on ice,
We've gone and beat Derby TWICE!
Tell me mam, me mam.
Kris Commons is a Judas,
He said he was a red,
But then he said he'd rather be a sheep ******* instead,
He wobbles down the left,
He wobbled down the right
And he'll never play for us again because he's ******* *****!
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Pay up POMPEY!
Pay up POMPEY!
the power on their ground was cut twice today during the game against Leeds... And i believe it costed us 2 points, we were all over them, and we lost 10mins gameplay, and the ref ended the game at 90mins... Sad Pompey.
Pay up POMPEY!
the power on their ground was cut twice today during the game against Leeds... And i believe it costed us 2 points, we were all over them, and we lost 10mins gameplay, and the ref ended the game at 90mins... Sad Pompey.
Was Everton's song originally..
No he never. He said he was going to reject a new contract, not a transfer request. If he wanted to go that much he wouldn't still be here..