Your Favourite Football Chants

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William Gallas, he's our mate, he's our mate, he's our mate,
William Gallas, he's our mate, he hates Chelsea!
 
Frankie said:
Care-free, wherever you may be, you aint got no history, lampard's fat, the rest are queer, your gonna win **** all this year.
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already won something.... community shield lol :P


just made up one for arsenal and you may have history dunno too much about arsenal but ohwell hear it goes lol...

arsenal wherever you may be, you aint got no history, gallas is a **** fabregas is queer you aint won **** all for the last 5 years :P
 
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Sung at every game we play (and im sure at every club) home and away.

From the Manchester United fans to others......

"WHO THE ******* **** ARE YOU?
WHO THE ******* **** ARE YOU............"

you get the idea
 
***** Gallas, imagine trying to fit all the syllables if we said William XD
 
F*** off, Chelsea FC
You aint got no history!
5 european cups, 18 leagues
Thats what we call history

Bore off Chelsea.

Shame this is a Scouser chant. Oi Chelsea, hows it feel knowing a team thats been as low as league 1 has won more European Cups than you ;)
 
j-gibbard said:
F*** off, Chelsea FC
You aint got no history!
5 european cups, 18 leagues
Thats what we call history

Bore off Chelsea.

Shame this is a Scouser chant. Oi Chelsea, hows it feel knowing a team thats been as low as league 1 has won more European Cups than you ;)
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have you ever seen gerrard win the league have you ever seen gerrard win the league have you ever have you ever have you ever seen gerrard win the league.. no we havent :P
 
cfc12345 said:
already won something.... community shield lol :P


just made up one for arsenal and you may have history dunno too much about arsenal but ohwell hear it goes lol...

arsenal wherever you may be, you aint got no history, gallas is a **** fabregas is queer you aint won **** all for the last 5 years :P
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13 Leagues and 10 F.A Cups, more history than you'll ever have boy. :P
 
cfc12345 said:
have you ever seen gerrard win the league have you ever seen gerrard win the league have you ever have you ever have you ever seen gerrard win the league.. no we havent :P
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Its a shame that im not a Pool fan eh?
 
Stamford Bridge, is never full,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full,
unless your playing, Man United,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full

One Arsene Wenger -
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*ckin' paedophile.

[FONT=Century Gothic, Tahoma]Fat Spanish waiter,[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Tahoma]He's just a fat Spanish waiter,[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Tahoma]Fat Spanish waiter...[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Tahoma]He's just a fat Spanish waiter[/FONT]
(Guess who thats about) ;)
 
U-N-I...T-E-D
That spells ****** debt to me
With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone
Ocean Finance on the phone

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Thats United's favourite song,
Wish we had one just as scary,
Where the **** did we go wrong?

He's welsh, He's ace,
He'll punch you in the face,
Bellamyyyyy, bellamyyyy

We never win at home and we never win away
We lost last week and we're losing today
We don't give a ****
Cos we're all ****** up
MCFC OK

(Quite old now, but still funny! Sung by City fans at the Stoke game in '97 when we knew we were about to be relegated)
Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Macclesfield,
Are you watching Macclesfield!
 
Tevez,
He's got a Monkey head,
He's got a Monkey head,
He's got a Monkey head,
Tevez...

lol just found that one on the internet :P
 
This is in the tune of the song "The roof is on fire"..

Kanu, Kanu, Kanu is on fire! :P
 
Gael Clichy, Clichy
Hes better than Ashely,
He should have been number 3,
Gael Clichy, Clichy

Arsenal fans to Newcastles Joey Barton:
Your ment to be in jail,
Your ment to be in jail
 
F*ck off Liverpool FC ,
We don't care bout your history,
Cause you're a sh*t team now and your living in the past,
So shove your history up your a*se!

just found that one on the internet too :P
 
Dom Matteo, scored a ****** great goallllllll, in the san sirooooooooo

or

We can see you holding hands (sung at brighton fans)
 
this was sung to the juventus fans when we beat em in the champions league last year

no noise from the pizza boys no noise from the pizza boys no noise from the pizza boys no noise from the pizza boys :P

but i doubt the fans were signing that to inter whilst they was whooping our arses
 
i remember the boro - chelsea game when boro won 3-0 and we wer singing

"ARE YOU SUNDERLAND IN DISGUISE" it was soo funny

i personnaly like

Nakamura ate my dog ate my dog lol
 
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