Your Favourite Football Chants

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i met a girl from stockport, her name is Hazel grove,
she's been supporting city since she was nine years old,
she's been to most the matches, she's only missed a few,
she hasn't seen them win the league and now she's fifty-two
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
lets all laugh at city lets all laugh at city hahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahah
and another song about the blue quarter of manchester :
Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands


They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:
They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got 54 players and they're no ******* good
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They've had seventeen managers in twenty years
They take 25,000 to every away
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won **** all
They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front
They've got three million fans in Manchester
It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won **** all
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell
They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit
They're the only team that come from Manchester
All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road
They've got the biggest bananas in the land
They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head
Their managers got a papier mache head
They'll be relegated by bonfire night
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world
They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They've been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they're large
They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class

bare in mind its a few years old...
 
I saw my mate,
The other day,
He said to me he seen the white pele,
So I ask,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Billy Kee,
Billy Kee, Billy Kee,
Goes by the name of Billy Kee!
 
The amount of United songs about Liverpool is hilarious. Not sure why use don't just make them about your own players or something.
 
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore!

You're not singing anymore ...
 
hey hey he's our tunji,
he's always ******* banned,
his dads a living legend known all over the land
tune: hey hey were the monkeys

YouTube - ‪Do the steven gerrard‬‏

we all know stephen Ireland wears a wig
YouTube - ‪bishop blaize feb 10th 08‬‏

everything on here aswell...
YouTube - ‪Weee drink a drink a drink, Oh Ah Cantona, Solskjaer.‬‏


If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they **** their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans ******* will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

When I die and go to ****, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
'Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I'll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
 
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Goodnight Irene always sounds fantastic when sang correctly!
 
"your never be United"

sung by the L.A Galaxy fans during the friendly with Man City the other night, made me chuckle some what.
 
simular to the above, 'you're just a **** man united' sung by leicster fans to some empty seats at man city
 
'he plays on the left, he plays on the righhhht, he looks like michael jackson before he went white'
song for nani today at west brom!

also...

'19 times 19 times man united, 19 times 19 times i say, 19 times 19 times man united, playing football the matt busby way'
 
"Are you Villa,Are you Villa,Are you Villa in disguise" Sung by WBA fans when we where playing Burnley.
 
Still my favourite "Steve Bruce, he's got a big fat 'ed, he's got a big fat 'ed, he's got a big fat 'edddddd"
 
My favourite chant I've heard is when Birmingham played Spurs and all the home fans started chanting whenever Zigic got the ball in relation to Crouch:

'Our freak's bigger then your freak'

That just cracked me up :)
 
Tune to Yellow Submarine

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Anderson, son, son
He's better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he ***** on Fabregas!

Expect to here this alot at old trafford this year :)
 
You Put Your Left Foot In,
Your Right Foot Out,
In Out, In Out And Shake It All About,
You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around,
That's What It's All About,
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Knees Bent, Arms Stretched,
Ra! Ra! Ra!
 
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