Your Favourite Football Chants

[iDood]

To Gerkin, the Colchester goalkeeper who was wearing green on the day:

Stayed in a burger,
You should have stayed in a burger,
Stayed in a burger,
You should have stayed in a burger!

And so on.

As sung by the legendary Crystal Palace fans!

 

[W4FC B3N]

I remember watching Wigan Vs Arsenal and Bergkamp was warming up on the touchline. So my dad starts shouting, top note, "DENNIS!!! DENNIS!!" and all the stand are ******* themselves. But Bergkamp didn't look at us, so then Matt Jackson came down warming up and my dad then shouted; "MATT! TELL DENNIS WE WANT HIM!!" and Matt Jackson looked up and put his thumb up hahahaha, was hilarious! The whole stand was in stitches.

 

[Ride The Walrus]

"Who's the scouser in the wig?"
and
"The hair is not yours"

 

[mark 19 times]

Where are you when were not here?
(Man utd fans to Aldershot fans)

 

[Vanjagl]

[video=youtube;lQ5mU5e16tA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ5mU5e16tA&feature=related[/video]
I just love this one

 

[I Carra23 I]

Craig Bellamy where ever you maybe
you **** sheep in ya own country
could be worse
could be a manc
askin ya sister for a wank

That wont affect many man utd fans anyway

 

[LP94]

To Adrian Chiles: Sacked from the Daybreak, your getting sacked from the Daybreak, sacked from the Daybreak!

To Gareth Southgate: You let your country down, you let your country down.

 

[thorton]

one of my all time favourite chants is


my father said to me one day "is it red or blue for you?"
and if its red youre out the door and i wont see you no more
and then one saturday afternoon he took me to moss side
he said "son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride"
you see the scum you do not run you stand and fight your ground
and when we've won on derby day youre sure to hear this sound

hark now hear
the city sing
united run away
and we will fight forever more
because of derby day

 

[Average Joe]

"Meat pie sausage roll come on England give us a goal....Oooooooooooooooooh, it's a corner!"

[video=youtube;30_50J94m84]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30_50J94m84[/video]



Hahahahahahaha.

 

[nickc1994]

Chris samba is a big black man, get past him if you f*cking can
try and trick he'll make you look a ****
Samba BLACK MAN!

 

[Mackem742]

Have to share this one. In 1998 I think I went to Tranmere for a Sunderland away game. The players were on the pitch warming up, having a bit shooting practice. Anyway one of our players (Alex rae I think) blasted a shot at goal and it went wide. It just so happened that a woman was walking down the steps towards her seat with 2 pies. You can see whats coming here, the ball hit the step in front of this woman and bounced up hitting the pies and sending them flying. Funny in itself but even funnier when a few hundred Sunderland fans started singing an old classic with a bit of a twist: Who DROPPED all the pies, who dropped all the pies.... you know the rest.

 

[Giggles]

We love you, we love you, we love you
And that is why we follow, we follow, we follow
Because we support the Argyle, The Argyle, The Argyle
and thats the way we like it, we like it, we like it
Woahhhhhhh Woahhhhhhh!

One of the best songs you can sing at a football match, gets you up on your feet, used by lots of teams but I love it. :wub:

 

[BeadSTARR]

A few songs at that the Blues fans sing without fail.

W dont care about Carson.. ******!
He dont care about us .. ****!
All we care about .. is BCFCCCCCC!

The ginger is yours!
The ginger is yoursssss!
We got Chris Hughton, the ginger is yours!

Ginger **** my lord, Ginger ****!
Ginger **** my lord, Ginger ****!
Ginger **** my lord, Ginger ****!
Ohhh lord, Ginger ****!

451 my lord, 451!
451 my lord, 451!
451 my lord, 451!
Ohhh lord, 451!

The city is yours, the city is yoursssss
When were in Europe, the city is yours!

Then the good old fashioned "Keep Right On"

 

[cfc12345]

I like the chant West Ham fans sing when they are beating a team at home: " We're winning at home, we're winning at home, how **** must you be we're winning at home."

 

[jesse9o3]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingle All The Way
Oh What Fun It Is To See
Pompey Win Away!!!

 

[jesse9o3]

Chim Chiminey
Chim Chiminey
Chim Chim Cheruo
Who needs wanye rooney
when we've got Kanu

 

[mark 19 times]

Giggs, Giggs is goin to Amsterrrdam
Thursday nights in Amsterdam!

(tune of footballs coming home)
Shearer took ya down he took ya down

Were on the march with fergies army,
were all going to Amsterdam
weve got spiffs we've got cans
and were gonna sniff a gram
coz united are goin to Amsterdam

 

[Geordieboy123]

''Your going down with the mackems, down with maaaaaackems, your going down with the mackems''
Sung to Bolton on boxing day.

Also ''Demba's scored one since ramadan, he just can't get enough, he just cant get enough''
Repeat until you finally get to his 15 goals.

 

[Raul Gonzalez]

NÓS SOMOS OS ULTRAS, OS SUPER DRAGÕES, FODEMOS LAGARTOS, TAMBÉM LAMPIÕES, NÓS VAMOS AO SUL OS NO-NAME HUMILAHR, POR TI GRANDE PORTO, NÓS VAMOS CANTAR !

 

[mark 19 times]

His name is Vincent Kompany, he made you look like fools,
Your only good defender doesn't know the ****** rules
enjoy your moral victory coz we don't give a ****
Cos were on our way to WEM-BER-LEY to win your only cup

The City is yours the city is yours
20000 empty seats, its only halftime (when 3-0 up at the emptihad)