Your Favourite Football Chants

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Arsenal:

5 years and you've won **** all, 5 years and you've won **** all (repeated)

Sit down you paedophile, Sit down you paedophile (to Wenger)

Your a ****, your a ****, and you'll always be a ****, you'll always be a **** , Gallas Gallas your a ****

To the Arsenal fan who brought that flare to the Bridge this year: One flare! you've only got one flare you've only got one flare, you've only got one flare . .

Liverpool:

With a pen in your hand cause' you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job sign on sign on ..

Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league, have you ever seen Gerrard win the league, have you ever seen Gerrard, ever seen Gerrard, ever seen Gerrard win the league, have you ****!

There are some other ones but their a bit too harsh to be put on here.
 
Neall MFC said:
i remember the boro - chelsea game when boro won 3-0 and we wer singing

"ARE YOU SUNDERLAND IN DISGUISE" it was soo funny

i personnaly like

Nakamura ate my dog ate my dog lol
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errghhh i hated it when chelsea had to go to the riverside cause borough allways used to beat us lol even when we was rich like when you beat us 3-0 we was champions and thats why im hoping you dont get promoted dont want chelsea to go back to the riverside :P
 
cfc12345 said:
errghhh i hated it when chelsea had to go to the riverside cause borough allways used to beat us lol even when we was rich like when you beat us 3-0 we was champions and thats why im hoping you dont get promoted dont want chelsea to go back to the riverside :P
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lol and 3-1 the following season:P anyway

another song was at the old firm

celtic to allan macgregor

whos the rapist
whos the rapist
whos the rapist in the red
whos the raist in the red

LOL

i prefer gers tho
 
He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu,
He crossed the ball from the left,
It landed right on Riise's head,
That's why we love Salomon Kalou,
La la la la la la la la la...

(I personally don't like Kalou by the way)
 
"Wem-Ber-Ley, Wem-Ber-Ley, Its a big ground in london that the blues will never see! (X3)
Wem-Ber-Ley, Wem-Ber-Ley, We're the famous Aston Villa and were going back to wembley!"

"P-E-T R-O-V Petrov is the man for me, With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone Gareth Barry **** off home."


When united won the carling cup final their fans made no noise after the game: "Cheer up! Youve won the cup, Cheer up! Youve won the cup, Cheer up! - A life time accomplishment for a norwich city fan, its a shame your a united man!"

"Heskey, Heskey on the ball. Heskey, Heskey try not to fall. 'Cus if you do- back to blues for you, so you can fit in with the other two!....... Donkeys wherever you may be, loved by the scum at bcfc, cups and saucers- sandwiches and tea, every fan at the salvation army!"

A few in there i made up a couple of weeks back :P hope you like. Btw i dont hate blues more of a symapthy thing going on, i mean absolutely years behind your local rivals i kind of feel sorry for you lot!
 
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Spurs are on their way to wembley
Tottenham's gonna do it again
They can't stop em,
the boys from tottenham
the boys from white hart lane


OH,


Spurs are on their way to wembley....
 
Heard a quality one sung by Millwall fans against Bristol Rovers....

I can't read
I can't write
But I can drive a tractor
Cause I'm a Bristol Rovers fan
And I'm a fu**ing wa**er

Admittedly it made me lol :P

Another one from The Mem ....

I never felt more like singing the Blues
When Rovers win and City lose
Oooh Rovers
You got me singing The Blues

We hate Gary Johnson*
And all of the reds
The only good city fan is one that's dead
Oooh Rovers
You got me singing The Blues

*I know City are managerless but he was the last one in charge so I just used him !
 
This is an old one I just remembered.

To the tune of Thats Amore

If the balls in the air and it not big Pierre(Van Hoijdonk) its Di Canio oh Di Canio
If the balls in the net and its not Jorge Cadette its Di Canio oh Di Canio
If the balls like a bomb and its not Andy Thom its Di Canio

Thats all I can remember.
 
Very plain, but effective^^)


Alex till I die,
I'm Alex till I die
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Alex till i die...:wub::wub:
 
i remember this one west ham fans sung bout zamora and then the one other fans came back against it with here they are


west ham fans: when the ball hits the net whos the scorer i bet thats zamora

other fans: when the ball hits your head and your sitting in row z thats zamora :P
 
Sung when we were beating Man United:

Next year you'll be Chelsea fans.

and

You're **** and you know you are ^^)

(They cameback well though, 'We're **** and we're champions) :(
 
Singing "1-0 to the famous team" when forest play championship teams :)

And shouting "MOOSE!!" whenever Guy Moussi makes a tackle :D
 
Adebayor,
Adebayor!
His dad washes elephants
And his mothers a *****!
 
Sing To The Derby Fans
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One Good Cloughy
Theres Only One Good Cloughy
One Good Cloughy

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JoeBeton said:
Singing "1-0 to the famous team" when forest play championship teams :)

And shouting "MOOSE!!" whenever Guy Moussi makes a tackle :D
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Lolo thats hilarious I htought they where booing when Mousi first came!
 
There was a team from White Hart Lane,
Who couldn't kick a ball,
And every time they tried to,
They seemed to win f*ck all,
And then they came to the Emirates,
And that was f*cking daft,
Coz all the Arsenal team could do,
Was laugh and laugh and laugh...

Come to see Eboue!
You've only come to see Eboue!
Come to see Eboooue!
You've only come to see Eboue!

My garden shed,
(My garden shed),
Is bigger than this,
(Is bigger than this),
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door, and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this!
 
Mike said:
We got Campbell, we got Campbell, we got Campbell, from the Lane.

Double, double, double. Sol Campbell has won the double.
And the scum from the Lane
Have won **** all again
'Cos Sol Campbell has won the double.
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You can stick Sol Campbell up your ****,
You can stick Sol Campbell up your ****,
Singing we got ledley at the back (sometimes),
Singing we got ledley at the back (sometimes),


You get the gist :P
 
Clarky 56 said:
Gael Clichy, Clichy
Hes better than Ashely,
He should have been number 3,
Gael Clichy, Clichy

Arsenal fans to Newcastles Joey Barton:
Your ment to be in jail,
Your ment to be in jail
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That Clichy song is the worst ever
 
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