Your Favourite Football Chants

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I WANT ABLETT OUT, SAY I WANT ABLETT OUT!

**** OFF GARY ABLETT, OH WHAT CAN IT BE, YOUR A SCOUSE ******* AND YOUR RUINING OUR FOOTBALL TEAM. (In the tune of Utd's song aimed at Shearer)

Just made them up ;)
 
villa have a couple

JOHN CAREW,CAREW
HES BIGGER THAN ME AND YOU
HE'S GONNA SCORE ONE OR TWO
JOHN CAREW,CAREW

OR AFTER THE TOGO TEAM BUS WAS ATTACKED BY GUNMEN TO THE TUNE OF DADDY COOL. . .

SALI, SALIFOOOUUU
BULLETT, BULLETT-PROOOOOFF!!!
 
ryanhobbs - villa fan said:
villa have a couple

JOHN CAREW,CAREW
HES BIGGER THAN ME AND YOU
HE'S GONNA SCORE ONE OR TWO
JOHN CAREW,CAREW

OR AFTER THE TOGO TEAM BUS WAS ATTACKED BY GUNMEN TO THE TUNE OF DADDY COOL. . .

SALI, SALIFOOOUUU
BULLETT, BULLETT-PROOOOOFF!!!
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very very good chant made me chuckle.
 
He's cracking up,
He's cracking up,
He's cracking,
Rafa's cracking up...
 
Heard one that made me chuckle today at Rovers. Aimed towards the Southend fans :

Work in the summer
You only work in the summer.

Another personal favourite is when the oppositions keeper gets ready to take a Goal Kick and the home fans shout whoooooooooooah (for however long needed) then suddenly shout "YOUR **** AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 
the best chant i've ever heard came a few years ago and was:

who needs mouriniho
we've got our physio
who needs mouriniho
we've got our physio

scunthorpe fans about manager nigel adkins in 2007
 
His name is Keano
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw United
he said I fancy that
He didnt go to Arsenal or Blackburn
cos they're *****
He went to Man United cause we're ******* Dinamite!!!

Anyone United fans got one for the Champions League this year?
 
My Garden shed is bigger than this............Your not singing anymore........you dont no what ure doing...we can see you sneaking out......ure getting sold in the morning sold in the morning.. haha
 
TommyHayes1989 said:
His name is Keano
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw United
he said I fancy that
He didnt go to Arsenal or Blackburn
cos they're *****
He went to Man United cause we're ******* Dinamite!!!

Anyone United fans got one for the Champions League this year?
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Lool love that chant ;)
 
Directed at Arsene Wenger at today's draw at St Andrews...

"Id rather have a jock, rather have a jock than a frogg"
"Arshole Wenger your a ******"
"you can shove your ball of garlic up your ****"

and... this one required explanation but is worth it!!! As you all will know the famous "Arsene" when MOANING which is basically all the time throws his arms up in the air having a strop... well the very quick witted St Andrews faithful today decided to tribute this.

by singing a variety of

"lets all do a Wenger"
"Lets all wave at Wenger"
"Arsene give us a wave"

whilst throwing our arms up in the air :P LOL, when the whole ground started to do it when he was moaning at Howard Webb, it was PRICELESS!!!

PLEASE TAKE NOTE, IF IT HASN'T BEEN DONE ALREADY, TO CONTINUE THIS FASHION COUNTRY WIDE :)

ohh and also "There only ONE MARTIN TAYLOR" :)
 
The referee's a hobbit and bless the c*nt his legs are small both sung at a 4ft tall ref at elland road XD
 
ages ago there was an fa cup game prem team vs non leage and the non leageu fans chant was

"Your'e better than us,Your'e better than us"
 
I've found two great ones, both sadly directed toward my team ='(
Still hilarious though.

Ten men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&NR=1"]YouTube- The funniest football song/chant ever[/ame]

Gays, gays, all of you are gays...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U&feature=related"]YouTube- all of you are gays[/ame]

I FOUND THE BEST ONE EVER =D
Anyone remember the Juli Alsop bananagate scandal?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR3gJugiPPE&feature=related"]YouTube- funniest football chant/song ever[/ame]

Genius.
(By the way if someone has already posted these sorry)
 
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John Carew, Carew, He's bigger than me and you,
He's going to score one or two, John Carew, Carew!
 
Ah thought id raise a topic, every fan up and down the country stealing our historic 'Paul McGrath M'lord...' whats up with that? Especially united fans; i mean come on they steal songs 24/7, theyre all wikipedia fans and non of them go to games.

Btw i was going to post the chant/song above but i thought i would rant instead =) go youtube it.
 
double, double, double super Chelsea have won the double,
and the yids at the lane have won **** all again,
super Chelsea have won the double,
2 3 4
double, double, double super Chelsea have won the double,
and the yids at the lane have won **** all again,
super Chelsea have won the double.

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Poor old Watford out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, poor old Watford out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal poor old Watford out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o.

Poor old Preston out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, poor old Preston out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal Poor old Preston out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o.

Poor old Cardiff out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, poor old Cardiff out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal Poor old Cardiff out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o.

Poor Stoke City out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, poor Stoke City out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal Poor Stoke City out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o.

Poor old Villa out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, poor old Villa out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal Poor old Villa out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o.

Poor old Pompey out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, poor old Pompey out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal Poor old Pompey out the cup ee-i-ee-i-o.

Good old Chelsea won the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, Good old Chelsea won the cup ee-i-ee-i-o, with a goal goal here goal goal their here a goal their a goal everywere a goal goal good old Chelsea won the cup ee-i-ee-i-o!!!
 
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