Enrico Pucci
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Werner: Its Sunday, Kaiserslautern played yesterday and lost so I guess welcome to another edition of the Rötliche and Teuflisch podcast. Like and subscribe, please. Ja, so here we are. I'm joined as always by Jakob. My good friend Jakob. Hello, Jakob.
Jakob: Hallo.
Werner: Well ...
Jakob: Ja ... um ...
W: Uh ... we lost again.
J: Ja. Not a great performance.
W: Ja. Depressing if you ask me.
J: Where was that drive and fire? That desperation we saw early in the season?
W: Gone. Gone south with the migratory birds maybe. I don't know.
J: That's an idea. Maybe I should fly south to Tunisia and see if I can find Kaiserslautern's attack.
W: Mmm. Maybe you're on to something. Look, we took a lot of shots yesterday.
J: 24 to be exact. 9 on target. Many were not tough saves.
W: A few were.
J: Ja, Ritter's early in the second half.
W: What is there really to talk about? Our offense has flown south. One of us will have to go south during the winter break and see if we can find it. So enough about our sad, inefficient offense.
J: Fine. We are done talking about that. I suppose we must talk about the defense now.
W: Unfortunately.
J: Ja, definitely. We got more shots on target than they took.
W: I thought we weren't going to talk about the offense anymore.
J: I'm only bringing it up to illustrate the contrast to their offense.
W: Okay, I'll allow it.
J: Aren't you just the grumpy, sad man today.
W: Ja, and for good reason. We threw away an opportunity yesterday.
J: Right. So they only took 8 shots and got 4 on target. Only one in the first half ...
W: Great save by Krahl on that one.
J: Right. We kept them in check all first half. But our concentration slipped twice in the second half.
W: And, bam, two goals.
J: That throw in goal, the first one was just poor. Hüsing and Niehues were out-jumped by Inigo Cordoba. Cordoba is only 1.8m. Hüsing is 1.92m and Niehues is 1.95m. They let him flick the header goalward for Astor Villalibre to score.
W: Mejias is at fault, too. He let that ball get over his head.
J: Right. And another thing; Krahl has an annoying tendency to stay on his line when he should come out and claim high balls. Spahic would have come screaming off his line and he probably would have caught it or at least punched it.
W: All around poor defending. Also, left back Matej Mach was nowhere to be found. He should have been on the second post. Its his side.
J: Ja, he had wandered over towards the first post, past it actually. All around poor defending. Everyone just went to sleep.
W: Then they scored a second.
J: Its like we'd forgotten what we'd done against Stuttgart that worked so well in the first half.
W: Ja, I've watched the replay several times. Chapman, on for Arce, is all alone out on our right flank. He doesn't track their fullback and ... bam ... cross along the 5m box and Cordoba gets his goal.
J: First off, we'd just cleared the ball out. I'm re-watching it right now. We're jogging forward as a unit. Chapman is out wide right. Zimmer is in the middle. They play the ball across and then out to their left fullback. Chapman doesn't track the run. Hüsing and Mejias are nonchalantly jogging upfield. Mach isn't paying attention until too late. Cordoba just makes sure he's onside when the pass across is made. Easiest goals he'll score all season.
W: We've been doing that a lot lately.
J: I will say this: Tomiak might be back for next week when we visit Wolfsburg.
W: I hope so. Anyways, we got one back and really angered the Stuttgart supporters.
J: We certainly did. Their right fullback pulled his hamstring. We played on. We aren't required to put the ball out and the ref didn't blow the whistle. When Kiprit eventually scored, its from where the right fullback would have been defending.
W: Stuttgart fans and media have been up in arms over this. You'd think this was the winning goal for us or something. Bunch of sore winners if you ask me.
J: Also, you're grumpy because we lost.
W: Truth. Anyways, reliving that match is just depressing. Let's just move on to questions.
J: I've got one. zlatandomirs on Twitter asks if we'll get a better right back.
W: Ooh. Not a fan of Captain Jean Zimmer. Okay. Also, we don't have a right-footed back-up. Mach deputizes, but he's a natural left-footed player and hasn't looked all that great over there, either. That's a really good question, actually. Do we need at least a back-up? Or maybe someone to challenge Zimmer?
J: I think that Pucci and Hengen didn't have the money available to get a back-up right back. I don't know, I'm only guessing. Maybe without Boris in the middle, Zimmer's flaws are unmasked? More apparent? I would think that we will have some money in the January transfer window. I think that Pucci will want several upgrades. Klingenburg is not imposing himself. Apparently, we have an Englishman on trial and he's a midfielder so maybe Pucci is looking. Additionally, Kiprit is on the transfer list because of that contract dispute. Its worse because he's not scoring.
W: Although he did score yesterday.
J: Ja, but he's scored a mere 4 this season in 15 games. He's missing chances he used to bury and his form is in Africa sunning itself.
W: Oh, I just thought of something. Maybe its in Turkey visiting relatives.
J: Ja, that could be a possibility. But we should probably look in Africa first.
W: Right. Okay, I've got a question. Its from your Mom. She asks ... erm ... I mean ... joachim1fck on Instagram asks we've got 24 points right now but are we safe from relegation?
J: That is a good question because it brings up a lot of things. Its generally accepted that any team with 35 points stays up. Sometimes its as low as 32. But lets just say we're 10 points from safety. We do play Union Berlin, Mainz who are having a shockingly bad season, and Schalke again. So, its likely we are going to get 10 more points before the 34th round, in the next 19 rounds. The next point I'd like to make is newly promoted sides want to get as many points on the board as early as possible. I think we rode the wave of confidence from winning nearly every match the last two seasons as far as we could. We got to 23 points with the shock victory of Dortmund in early November. Now that the Bundesliga clubs are figuring us out, we are getting punished by them when we make mistakes ... what I mean to say is that ... we're in a pretty good place to regroup and get a few draws here and there and a few victories here and there and claw our way to mid-table safety. Also, we aren't going to be in a desperate situation next April unlike the clubs currently in the relegation zone. So, Joachim, I think we're safe.
W: Well that sounds positive so I want to end right there.
J: Sounds good to me.
W: So go away now.