Match events: 01/11: Lenham scores a marvellous hat-trick for Bishop's Stortford. Rating: 9.90
01/11: Carmichael named MoM. Rating 8.30
08/11: Sheahan scores another 2 goals, winning MoM. Rating: 9.10
08/11: Gamgee named MoM. 1 goal. Rating: 8.80
18/11: Dickson scores 2 winning MoM. Rating: 8.80
22/11: Chong finally scores after 11 hours without a goal. He scores 2 and wins MoM. Rating: 9.40
29/11: Gamgee continues to have a good month. 2 assists and a MoM. Rating: 8.90
29/11: Pedersen with the game of the season so far. In a 5-1 win in the FA Carlsberg Trophy Southern Section qualifiers he scores 3 and assists 2. Rating: 10.0
29/11: Scott also impresses in the FA Carlsberg Trophy Southern Section qualifiers. He scores 2 and wins MoM. Rating: 8.90
Injuries: 03/11: Oper out fighting again. Ends up with a concussion. Out for 9 days.
07/11: Burmeister knocked out with a virus. Out for 2 weeks. Has to withdraw from Uruguay u20's.
08/11: Shrute out for 10 days with a bruised rib. He misses games for USA u20.
08/11: Tracz out for 2 months with strained knee ligaments
09/11: Simon Vaughan is a bit too flashy with his moves against Black Dynamite's Harrogate. He ends up with a broken leg and is out for 4 months. That should teach us all a lesson when facing Harrogate.
11/11: Mason suffers damage to his heel. Is out for 10 days.
15/11: Lenham out for 9 days with a bruised shin.
18/11: Olujawon pulls a hamstring in training. Out for 4 weeks.
29/11: Burmeister suffers broken arm in a match against Balint Boz's Hayes& Yeading. Is out for 6 weeks Balotelli-moments: 08/11: Farrell sent off. It requires a disciplinary committee to decide what ban to give the hot-head.
15/11: Farrell recieves further 2 match ban after his sending off.
23/11: Stevan Jovetic hotly tipped for Ballon D'Or ?!?!?!? Awards: 04/11: Carmichael and Harrison named in VCN TotW
18/11: Gilliland named in VCS TotW
25/11: Dynamite, Chong and Aoson Junior named in VCN TotW
Most goals: Sheahan & Dickson: 10 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 7 assists
Longest distance covered: Dan Newton: 146.2km
Most dribbles completed: Balint Boz: 50
Most aerial duels won: Dan Newton: 119
Most mistakes: Jean-Michel Masson: 3
Most clean sheets: Aaron Weight: 8
Most tackles won: Douglas Carmichael: 96
Most times offside: Nick Hilderink: 27
Highest avg rating: Samwise Gamgee: 7.66
Lowest avg rating: Adam Verstraeten: 6.50
The following players have played youth caps.
Balint Boz - 11 games for Hungary u21
Olof Breitling - 11 games for Finland u21
Telstar Oper - 8 games for Estonia u21
Arnold Burmeister - 4 games for Uruguay u20
Hans Christian Pedersen - 4 games for Denmark u21 (3 goals)
Jesus Matta-Garcia - 3 games for USA u20 (1 goal)
Dwight Shrute - 2 games for USA u20
Stephen Gilliland - 1 game for Northern Ireland u21
08/11: Farrell sent off. It requires a disciplinary committee to decide what ban to give the hot-head.
15/11: Farrell recieves further 2 match ban after his sending off.
Match events: 03/12: O'Neill named MoM for Bromley. 1 goal 1 assist. Rating: 9.20 13/12: Jackson on form for Basingstroke. MoM with 1 goal. Rating: 8.90
17/12: Gilliland in great form. Named MoM for Eastbourne Boro with 1 goal and 1 assist. Rating: 8.50
26/12: Heubach named MoM for Gosport. Rating: 8.50
Injuries: 01/12: Will Robbo suffers another injury. A gashed leg means he is out for 3 weeks.
04/12: Lenham out for 2 months with a torn groin muscle
06/12: Ayub out for 2 months with fractured ribs
07/12: Shrute suffers concussion. Out for 10 days.
09/12: On the same day as being named in TotW, Sheahan is out for weeks with a damaged heel.
10/12: Batheron out for 2 months with strained knee ligaments.
11/12: Weight out with a virus for 2 weeks. Convenient excuse 2 weeks before Christmas
12/12: Carmichael also manages to get a Christmas break. Claimed he hurt his back and is out for 4 weeks. Also made sure to explain how he couldn't do anything but sit still, and not help out with Christmas decorations.
13/12: Dickson tries skiing for the first time. Ends up with a concussion, out for 10 days.
14/12: Oper out for 9 days with a bruised thigh.
18/12: Verstraeten out for 2 weeks with a damaged heel.
18/12: Jackson suffers twisted knee, out for 3 weeks.
23/12: Having just gotten back from a concussion Shrute suffers a flu after partying too hard. Will be in bed for Christmas.
29/12: Johnson slips on the ice and is out for 3 weeks with a groin strain.
30/12: Harrison pulls a hamstring in training. Out for 4 weeks.
30/12: Weight out for 2 weeks with a damaged heel. Balotelli-moments: 01/12: Once again Jovetic is named among the front-runners for the Ballon D'Or. His 9 games and 4 goals for City must surely be enough to secure a win!
06/12: Gamgee banned for 1 game after being sent off against Bath.
08/12: Injury-plagued Robbo rejects offer for new contract as the offer didn't include medical insurance.
11/12: While suffering of a concussion Shrute refuses to sign a new deal, claiming that he couldn't write anything with the magic wand he was holding in his hand.
15/12: Gamgee rejects new deal. He demanded a clause to be allowed to reject travels over 15 miles.
18/12: Kenny Illtyd is still searching for his first goal after 12 games for Lowestoft Town.
25/12: After recieving a hefty Christmas bonus, Pedersen agrees to sign a pre-contract deal with Barrow.
26/12: Webster has now played 7 hours without scoring.
28/12: Chong suspended after collecting a Christmas bonus of 5 yellow cards. Awards: 02/12: Chong named in VCN TotW
09/12: Heubach named in VCS TotW
09/12: Sheahan named in VCN TotW
23/12: Dynamite named in VCN TotW
30/12: Keaney named in VCN TotW 31/12: Messi wins Ballon D'Or, beating heavy favourite Jovetic! He also wins World Player of the Year.
31/12: Black Dynam.. I mean John Terry is named among the World 11 substitutes.
31/12: Emre Can wins European Golden Boy.
31/12: Sheahan wins Conference North Player of the Month! Most goals: Sheahan: 13 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 9 assists
Longest distance covered: Dan Newton: 204.2km
Most dribbles completed: Balint Boz: 62
Most aerial duels won: Dan Newton: 158 (62 more than #2)
Most mistakes: Jean-Michel Masson: 3
Most clean sheets: Aaron Weight: 9
Most tackles won: Douglas Carmichael: 103
Most times offside: Dan Newton: 39
Highest avg rating: Daniel Sheahan: 7.53
Lowest avg rating: Adam Verstraeten: 6.51
25/10: The coach has finally found Olujawon's position and plays him as a striker. He scores 2 and sends Wealdstone through in the cup. Named MoM. Rating: 8.20
played 16 (1) scored 9, If I had played more I think I would be winning on the goals!! Just Noticed the 1 and only Phil Babb has been sacked as manager of Hayes and Yeading haha!