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Unbeaten mate! And Gj to Rodgers for signing Urby Emanuelson and TY for olaying the young guys in the COC.
 
Exclusive news from Estonian Television

Reporter: Early this week we heard that estonian businessman and football fan Allan Pikkpoiss might have bought one of the great clubs of football named Manchester United. Now we have got confirmation that indeed he has bought it with a discloosed amount, but it is believed that the sum is near 3,000M. Where or how he got that kind of money is unknown as this businessman isn't a well-known businessman. He has been declining to give us interview for a good week after the rumors began about the buy. But now we have come into possession of the information where Pikkpoiss lives thanks to a classified source. And now we are outside of this so-called businessman Allan Pikkpoiss, hoping to get an interview. HERE HE COMES NOW.
Allan Pikkpoiss, Allan Pikkpoiss will you give us an interview.

Pikkpoiss: First of all that's Mister Pikkpoiss for you young man and don't you ever, ever yell my name out in the public. All I have to say is that if yo...

Reporter: Why did you fire Moyes?

Pikkpoiss: Don't you ever interrupt me again when I'm talking. Moyes got sacked cause he ain't good enough for my team or in fact for any team. And if you ever come here again, you wont be having a wife to go home to. If you ever want an interview me again, we will talk in the stadium when I have time for you. Now scram, you sucker.

Reporter: No wonder we haven't heard from him before - he clearly likes his privacy. I think it is best if we leave now before something bad happens.
 
Going to try and get the September update up later. Would everyone be able to do a press release on the first month such as transfers and results! Thanks
 
Estonian Television presents: Exclusive Interview with Mister Pikkpoiss

Reporter: You have agreeed to meet with me after that little incident we had 3 weeks ago.

Pikkpoiss: Yes, I have. I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I just snapped at you like that. I had to deal with my persona.. Oh, wait, that's none of your business. Anyways I'm sorry.

Reported: That's long forgotten. Would you be kind enough to talk about the results, transfers, your content with how the club is progressing and stuff?

Pikkpoiss: Well, to be honest, I'm a little dissapointed about the result we had with Southampton as that is not, what do you call it, oh yeah, a good club. Specially mad am I at Evra for getting that red card. LIKE come on, who gets a red card in the start of the season. I would like to sell him, but sadly I've given those rights to Conte so he could form the best club in the world. Transfers - I'm actually sad to see Kagawa leave as I think hewas a ,great prospect for this club. We also brought in some great talents like Santon and Matuidi. However, I don't understand why was Vucinic bought. Okay he was bought, but why give away NANI. I've always liked Nani. I think Conte should have given away (Ashley) Young, as I don't care for him much. Valencia was also a good sell as he ain't good enough anytmore for this club. I'm pleased with Welbeck as he has scored in 2 different games, but also Persie as he banged 2 goals also.

Reporter: Thank you for this interview, Allan.

Pikkpoiss: I swear to god, if you don't start calling me Mister Pikkpoiss, something bad will happen.

Reporter: I apologize, we will see you tomorrow with more news on different subjects. Hava a nice evening Estonia.
 
BREAKING: BILL KENWRIGHT LEAVES EVERTON
Bill Kenwright sells club to long-time friend Aaron Lewis

Sky Sports News Reporter Byran Swanson:
We are at the press conference of newly appointed owner of Everton FC, Aaron Lewis, would you like to kick things please Mr Lewis?

Aaron Lewis: Yes I would thank you, Bryan. Hi there everybody, I come to you on a great day for Everton football club. Sadly Bill had personal commitments and could no longer give his all to Everton and I am proud that he chose to sell it to me. I envisage a great future for this club, and I will stop at nothing to make sure that happens.

Bryan Swanson: What are your plans? Will you be keeping Roberto Martinez? And also where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

Aaron Lewis: My plans are make Merseyside the dominant force in English football, once we dominate merseyside, together with Liverpool we can show the rest of England how it is done. I believe Roberto is the right man for the job, he has good credentials and has some good ideas going forward. I wish to develop on the young players coming through at this moment in the likes of Ross Barkley and Seamus Coleman, and in 5 years time I want to see Everton challenging for the title, consistently being in the top 4. Thank you, that will be all.

End of press conference
 
Liverpool Echo Speaks to Aaron Lewis
Liverpool echo: Hello there Mr Lewis, hope you are keeping fine, how do you think the transfer window went for your Everton side this summer?

Me: Please call me Aaron! haha; I like the look of Mason Bennett, he's a good youngster who has come up in a good youth system at derby who always produce good players. Hopefully he can develop well under Roberto's management. As for the other two signings in Alejandro Faurlin and Aaron Hunt, I am not too confident in them. I thin that Faurlin may not be up to our standard here at Everton so he will need to produce, and I am afraid I haven't got much clue as to who Aaron Hunt is! haha. Fortunately, my job isn't the football side of things and I completely trust Roberto's judgement in buying these players and hopefully they can produce the goods!

Liverpool Echo: Thank you for that insight Aaron, how do you feel the results have gone in opening few weeks of the season?

Me: I think its an average start; I fully expected us to beat Newcastle and Fleetwood, however I am disappointed we couldn't beat Swansea. They're a team we really should be beating if we want to be in the european places in the league. As for the Man city game I can understand that we lost to them as they have a much superior squad than ours due to their oil money, I was hoping for us to ****** a draw though! Onwards and upwards ey!

Liverpool Echo: Thank you Aaron, hopefully won't be too long 'til we speak again.

Me: Hopefully with better results! haha speak soon

Top Goalscorers: Pienaar, Mirallas, Kone, Faurlin-1 goal
 
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Press Release


Hello and welcome to Molineux.

I'm the new owner of Wolverhampton Wanderers, Alistair Wilson.

I'm delighted to be in charge of such a magnificent club and my one and only aim is to get us back up where we belong at the top of the game in England.

Manager, Kenny Jackett, has my full backing and we are looking to get promoted at the first time of asking. We are by far too big a club to be in the third tier of English football and nothing should stop us moving back up the divisions again.

Kenny's first signing was an interesting one to say the least. Emile Heskey the veteran striker returns from down under at Newcastle United Jets for a fee of 69k.

The fans, myself included, are outraged by this signing. Not only is he over the hill and well past it, he's ***** with a capital S. What's worse is he's an ex-Villa and ex-Blue, the only thing that is a positive for him is that he's not an ex-Baggie.

So straight away the Gaffers Jackett is on a shoogly peg, anymore dross like that and he could be gone.

His second and final signing this transfer window is Luke Ayling from Yeovil for a fee of ?600k. The promising young right back looks more like the type of players that I'd like to see playing for Wolves. Jackett might have saved his hide with that signing.

Only one player left and that was Matt Doherty who left to join Millwall for 500k. A decent amount for the young right back who was deemed excess to requirements after Luke Ayling joined us.

Now that the transfers have finished lets have a recap of how we have played in the first month of the new season.

We played 5 league games and 2 rounds of the Capital One Cup. In the first round of the cup we played Rochdale away and came home with a 2-1 victory thanks to a double from Dicko. Next up was a very hard tie against Premier League team Newcastle. Thankfully we were drawn at home so we had a home advantage against them. Clarke was the hero for us as we cause an upset and knock Newcastle out of the cup with a 1-0 win.

In the league we started off our campaign away to Preston. Unfortunately we started off with a loss as they beat us 2-1 with Cassidy scoring our first goal of the new season.

Next up was a home match against Gillingham that ended up as a 1-1 draw, McAlinden scoring the goal that earned us our first point this season.

Then we were away to Bristol City, where Henry scored very early only to see us throw away the lead when City equalised. Another 1-1 draw but at least its another game undefeated. Hopefully the start of a run of games undefeated.

Back home for the fourth game of the season and we are up against Crawley. An outstanding team performance saw us run out easy winners with a 3-0 victory. Davis, Dicko and Cassidy being the goalscorers and the run goes to 3 games.

Last match of August sees us travel up to Stoke-on-Trent to play Port Vale. Another good performance gives a 2-0 win with the goals coming from Dicko and Cassidy. Now 4 games undefeated.

So overall a very good month for all at Wolves. Lets hope it continues.


Leading Goalscorers

4 - Dicko
3 - Cassidy
1 - Clarke, Davis, Henry, McAlinden
 
Firstly I would like to apologise my involvement with press conferences etc. will not be very long for this week as I have GCSEs but after that it should be much better ...

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Reporter: I am here today with the new owner of Wigan, Ben Harris. Mr Harris, everybody wants to know why you have chosen Wigan especially considering the recent relegation from the top flight of English football

Harris: It was an easy choice really, due to Wigan's illustrious history and thousands of fans. As well as the fact that the club was available at a cut price due to the recent relegation.

Reporter: So what are your aims for this season, do you see Wigan back in the premier league next season?

Harris: At the end of the day, I have invested my money in order to make a profit and in this game the best way to make money is top flight football, so yes I do hope to see Wigan in the premier league next year.

Reporter: Were you able to have any influence on the transfer window?

Harris: No, unfortunately the previous owner wanted more money than I was willing to part with at the start of negotiations and then there were delays due to my month vacation in Barbados. However I was rather pleased with the likes of Billy McKay and Saido Berahino joining the team and I don?t think I could have got more with the small budget the previous owner set.

Reporter: Wigan how now played six games this season, how do you feel with the results that they have picked up so far?

Harris: I have got to say that so far things have gone much better than I had expected. We had minor disappointment missing out on silverware against Manchester United, especially as we started so positively with the goal from McKay. In the league our form has been solid, I have been surprised by our talent in attack with a total of 8 goals in 5 games, mostly due to our new man McKay who has already got 5 goals.

Reporter: Your defense however has not been so great over the past weeks, any plans to improve on these performances?

Harris: Yes of course me and Rosler are always looking at ways to improve the team. We have plans to make a few purchases in defense this winter but you will have to wait and see which players we buy.

Reporter: It was a pleasure speaking to you for the first time Mr Harris.​
 
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Liverpool Owner Interview

SSN: Hi Lewie. Tell me about the season so far.

Lewie: I would be glad to. 1st, the signings. This window saw 5 Good quality players. Urby Emanuelson, Fernando. Claudio Yacob, Michael Frey and my one personal signing, Eder Alvarez Balanta. All are Strengthening or Future signings. Now, the results. A good 2-1 win vs Southampton kicked off our season with Sturridge and Aspas scoring. Then, a scrappy 1-0 win at home to Sunderland with Moses smashing one in. In the COC, we done good with a 2-0 win vs Rochdale with the young Ibe and Alberto scoring. We rounded a perfect month with a 3-1 victory vs Swansea. Emanuelson, Gerrard and Sturridge scoring on the day. Also, we have sold Lucas and Sterling, against my liking. GJ Rodgers!!! Also, I have dug in my pocket and got rid of ALL our debts, so Liverpool FC are Debt Free!

Top scorers:
Sturridge: 2
Gerrard, Aspas, Emanuelson, (cup only) Ibe, Alberto: 1
 
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Reporter: So Herakles Eros, are you thrilled about how Sam Allardyce has spent your money?

Herakles Eros: Well I was happy that we managed to sign Max Clayton, he is going to be a start for sure. I'm glad big Sam saw eye to eye in our plans on bringing on bring in youths to profit from our World Class training grounds and facilities. This will definitely boost his potential and possibly seen him break in to the first team.

Reporter: What do you think about the transfer of Edgar Barreto, not really a stand out season for Palermo last season, what did Sam Allardyce tell you about him or see in him?

Herakles Eros: Personally, I do not know a lot about this lad. With this signing Sam bought us another central midfielder. Honestly I do not think we need to strengthen in this position at this current moment but I have to trust the manager on this occasion.
However on a more positive not, I would like to say that the other two signings, Diouf and Sommer are beneficial signings for us. Diouf a class striker and at this current time Carroll could be out for a very long time, Diouf provides us with great pace as well as aerial threat.

Reporter: How are you finding the results so far in to the season?

​Herakles Eros: Well I can't complain really. We started with an embarrassing 3-0 defeat to London rivals Chelsea. They are a quality team and the bookies had them odds on to win, but we cannot be losing 3-0 to a rival club, it really upset me
Ever since then, we have bounced up in beating our other rivals in the north Tottenham, 3-1 in both games played. We gave the fans something to cheer about and I was pleased to do in at Upton Park

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Hi guys update for September will be up soon. Few more transfers to be followed up with that wern't made in August and Septembers results. Was just wondering if it wasn't too much hassle to ask everyone to follow grianaig's press release every update with talking about each individual thing and also keeping a track of top goal scorers? Thanks
 
Hi guys update for September will be up soon. Few more transfers to be followed up with that wern't made in August and Septembers results. Was just wondering if it wasn't too much hassle to ask everyone to follow grianaig's press release every update with talking about each individual thing and also keeping a track of top goal scorers? Thanks

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September 2013 Update

Liverpool signed another player in 26 year old Ukrainian CB Eugene Khacheridi for ?15m
Manchester United also spent some more, signing 20 year old French CB Rapheal Varane from Real Madrid for ?20m
Wolves brought 20 year old Jesse Lingard in from Manchester United on loan



Results

Chelsea ? 5th​ in Premier League

Newcastle 1 ? 1 Chelsea

Samuel Eto?o (62)

Champions? League Group F ? Chelsea 1 ? 0 AC Milan
Samuel Eto?o (39)

Chelsea 2 ? 0 Everton
Dante (56)
Oscar (62)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Manchester City 2 ? 2 Chelsea
Eden Hazard (10)
Diego Costa (12)

Chelsea wins 3-2 on Penalties

Manchester City 1 ? 0 Chelsea

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Everton ? 13th​ in Premier League

Everton 1 ? 2 Tottenham Hotspur

Romelu Lukaku (63)

Chelsea 2 ? 0 Everton

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Watford 0 ? 1 Everton / After Extra Time
Gareth Barry (109)

Everton 2 ? 1 Aston Villa
Aaron Hunt (48)
Lacuna Traore (53)
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Liverpool ? 6th​ in Premier League

Manchester United 2 ? 1 Liverpool
Glen Johnson (8)

Liverpool 0 ? 1 Arsenal

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd - Arsenal 1 ? 2 Liverpool
Luis Suarez (27, pen 79)

Fulham 1 ? 1 Liverpool
Luis Suarez (68)
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Manchester United 4th​ in Premier League

Manchester United 2 ? 1 Liverpool

Robin Van Persie (24, 37)

Champions? League Group C ? Steaua Bucharest 0 ? 3 Manchester United
Wayne Rooney (68)
Mirko Vucnic (79, 90)

Manchester United 2 ? 1 Swansea
Wayne Rooney (18)
Juan Mata (64)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Manchester United 3 ? 1 Reading
Danny Welbeck (5)
Ashley Young (40)
Robin Van Persie (72)


Arsenal 1 ? 0 Manchester United
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Southampton 7th​ in Premier League

Fulham 1 ? 0 Southampton

Southampton 2 ? 1 West Brom
Rickie Lambert (8)
Luke Shaw (10)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Wolves 2 ? 1 Southampton
Victor Wanyama (30)

Crystal Palace 0 ? 4 Southampton
Adam Lallana (1)
Jo (17)
James Ward-Prowse (51)
Steven Davis (77)
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Tottenham 14th​ in Premier League

Everton 1 ? 2 Tottenham

Erik Lamela (30)
Kyle Naughton (65)

Europa League Group B ? Saint Etienne 1 ? 3 Tottenham
Emmanuel Adebayor (8, 85)
Mousa Dembele (78)

Tottenham 0 ? 3 Manchester City

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Hull 2 ? 1 Tottenham / After Extra Time

Aaron Lennon (57)


Swansea 1 ? 0 Tottenham
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West Brom 11th​ in Premier League

West Brom 0 ? 1 Norwich

Southampton 2 ? 1 West Brom

James Morrison (44)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? West Brom 2 ? 1 Wigan / After Extra Time
Morgan Amalfitano (55)
Matej Vydra (107)

West Brom 2 ? 1 Sunderland
Youssouf Mulumbu (58)
James Morrison (77)
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West Ham 10th​ in Premier League

West Ham 1 ? 1 Aston Villa

Ricardo Vaz Te (83)

Hull 4 ? 1 West Ham
Stewart Downing (11)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? West Ham 0 ? 2 Fulham

West Ham 1 ? 1 Cardiff

Matt Jarvis (51)
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Leicester 3rd​ in Championship :D

Leicester 1 ? 0 Wigan

Lloyd Dyer (42)

Leicester 3 ? 2 Blackburn
Matt James (32)
Jamie Vardy (56)
Chris Wood (62)

Blackpool 1 ? 1 Leicester
Andy King (70)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Burnley 1 ? 0 Leicester


Leicester 0 ? 0 Barnsley
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Wigan 12th​ in Championship (Major injury crises, 8 1st​ team players injured)

Wigan 0 ? 1 Leicester

Europa League Group J ? Wigan 1 ? 1 Zeljeznicar

Marc Antoine-Fortune (45)

Wigan 1 ? 1 Ipswich
Billy McKay (pen 3)

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? West Brom 2 ? 1 Wigan / After Extra Time
Marc Antoine-Fortune (20)


Watford 1 ? 0 Wigan
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Crewe 11th​ in League One

Johnston?s Pain Trophy N Rnd 1 ? Crewe 1 ? 2 Oldham

Anthony Grant (71)

Crewe 0 ? 1 Peterborough

Crewe 1 ? 1 Walsall
Byron Moore (36)

Oldham 1 ? 2 Crewe
Marcus Haber (18)
Anthony Grant (80)

Crewe 4 ? 0 Gillingham
Byron Moore (4)
Marcus Haber (18, 70)
Brad Inman (38)
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Wolves 4th​ in League One

JPT North Rnd 1 ? Wolves 3 ? 1 Carlisle

Richard Stearman (24)
Conor Townsend OG (86)
Kevin Foley (90)

Wolves 2 ? 0 Walsall
Leon Clarke (15)
Emile Heskey (79) LOL

Wolves 3 ? 2 Swindon
Nouha Dicko (16, pen 45, 52)

Shrewsbury 2 ? 0 Wolves

Capital One Cup 3rd​ Rnd ? Wolves 2 ? 1 Southampton
Nouha Dicko (35)
David Davis (43)

Wolves 2 ? 1 Sheffield United
Emile Heskey (47) LOL
Leon Clarke (53)


NOT SURE IF THERE WILL BE AN UPDATE TOMORROW, MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY. LOOK FORWARD TO THE PRESS RELEASES
 
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Gutting month for Liverpool as we sign WHO?
A extremely bad month as we get ONE POINT out of 9!!!!!! Luckily, we are in a European place at the minute. 1st up, a Derby Day game vs Man United. Van Persie scored 2 and Johnson scored for us to leave us bitterly disappointed. Next up, Arsenal. A disappointing show left us empty-handed. After that was the COC vs ... Arsenal! This time, we won 2-0 thanks to 2 goals from comeback kid Luis Suarez. (I would have rather won in the BPL than in the COC.) Next, was Swansea. We should have won, but they snatched a point and a bad month ended. And we signed
Eugene Khacheridi for 15 million! (WHO?????)

Top Scorers (All)

Suarez: 3
Sturridge: 2
Aspas, Johnson, Ibe, Alberto, Gerrard, Moses, Emanuelson: 1
 
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Reporter:
Glad to be back speaking to you again, Mr Harris would you like to share you feelings about the last month?
No Excuses Please

Harris: I was feeling positive after the first 5 games, the title was a realistic prospect. What a difference a month can make! Well first things first I have to get in an explanation of why our form has soured, no less than 8 of our first team player were out during the month. Some of these injures are only minor scrapes we will get over them quickly, however a few are major and therefore with have a great effect on our season. I have to say that I am particularly disappointed in the Leicester result, we showed no desire, we looked defeated before we had even started the game. We were shocking in both attack and defense.

Reporter: I said no excuses, but an injury crisis is never good. Are there any positives you can take from this month?

Harris: Sure, there is always a way to shine a positive light on a situation. McKay managed to grab another goal and Fortune showed that he also has some class in front of goal and we managed to get a point in Europe for the first time in decades. I am positive we can still achieve promotion but we will need a significant change in luck to achieve our goals.

Top Goal Scorers 2013/14

Billy McKay: 6
Marc Antoine-Fortune: 3
Maynard, Watson and Powell: 1
 
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Sky Sports News: We have Everton Owner Aaron Lewis on the line after their average start to the season got even worse; Hello there Aaron, what can you tell us about the results?

Aaron: Hi there, and you are completely right, the performances have not been good enough and we need to start picking up points; we're 13th in the league and that needs to improve! First off, the loss to Spurs at home is a very disappointing one; I thought we are very much on their level and should be beating those sides when we have home advantage; when we pulled one back via Lukaku I thought we could go on to ****** a draw but it wasn't to be. As for the loss against Chelsea, I wasn't expecting a win against them, it's at stamford bridge which is always a hard place to go especially under Mourinho, though the players fought valiantly. Next up in the league was Aston Villa and I am glad we managed to beat them, with Hunt and Traore getting their records up and running for the club. Hopefully with this win, along with our progress in the capital one cup at the expense of Watford, we can get more victories and climb up that table!


Top Goalscorers: Pienaar, Mirallas, Kone, Faurlin, Lukaku, Hunt, Traore, Barry-1 goal
 
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