Disclaimer89's English Premier League Chairman Game - FM 2014 Edition

Which database would you chairmen prefer to use?


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YOU ARE KIDDING ME!!!

Sunderland look certain to go down now. GG to spurs for the Cap 1 Cup win and I'm blaming our low position due to having 7, YES, 7 injury's. We would be 10th if we didn't have the point deduction. And please cut down on the dirtiness thank you.
 
Absolute horrendous month :'(
Glad to win the League Cup though!

With 4 loses in a row and a very hard fixture list, the CHL-place looks lost for Tottenham :(
 
Come On You Potters.

A solid month for the potters lifting them self's off the bottom of the table hard work and they can get them selves out of this horable mess they have got them selves in.The change of managers has worked a treat well done Maradona you have done a good job. good luck to everyone involved with this club we have 6 game got to get something from every game to stay up.
 
A solid month for the potters lifting them self's off the bottom of the table hard work and they can get them selves out of this horable mess they have got them selves in.The change of managers has worked a treat well done Maradona you have done a good job. good luck to everyone involved with this club we have 6 game got to get something from every game to stay up.

Erm, mark hughes is still your manager in the game.
 
Another good month for Cardiff, getting themselves out of the relegation zone with some tough games. Losing at chelsea but drawing against man utd and everton and beating tottenham and villa.

Hopefully I'm not getting ahead of myself but starting to plan for next season...
 
Another good month for Cardiff, getting themselves out of the relegation zone with some tough games. Losing at chelsea but drawing against man utd and everton and beating tottenham and villa.

Hopefully I'm not getting ahead of myself but starting to plan for next season...
You only beat me because of my red card to Torres. :/
 
yh didnt see that why is hughes still stoke manager?


My bad, just noticed the manager change didn't take effect :S
I'll look into it tonight and see what happened.

Although Mark seems to be doing a good job for you now so cant complain :p
 
Another good month for Cardiff, getting themselves out of the relegation zone with some tough games. Losing at chelsea but drawing against man utd and everton and beating tottenham and villa.

Hopefully I'm not getting ahead of myself but starting to plan for next season...


Rhodes for Cardiff is on fire!! Top goal scorer...such a beast!! You'll have offers coming in left, right and centre!! :p
 
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Hull City Chairman excited by​
Pochettino's plans!!

Sky Sports: We caught up earlier with the Hull City chairman who had a few words to say..

Jim: How have you felt about the impact, or lack of, with new manager
Pochettino?

Matt Smith - I am pleased, he prefers to play with an attacking midfielder and is a lot more attacking in his choices compared to previous manager Steve Bruce. He has impressed me with his choice to play or wonderkid Otavio and we have been rewarded by that with a couple of goals and a match winner thanks to Otavio's Brazilian flair!

Jim: You didn't manage to pick up much points during the month of March, still confident of beating the drop?


Matt Smith: Of course, I have every belief in the manager, backroom staff and the team!! You've got to take into account we have a very hard month, with Arsenal, Liverpool and Man city in the mix! We managed to beat Liverpool which was 3 unexpected points, lets be honest, which cant be sniffed at!

Jim: Who do you think has been the chairman of the season?

Matt Smith: Well personally, I cant help but admire the Southampton chairman. The amount of money he has made from selling a few assets and managing to get in high quality loan deals and a few wonderkids to ensure his team dont suffer is fantastic! Some chairmen will disagree with selling such key players, when they mature they could have helped push Southampton into euro qualifying places! But hey, they are sitting in 12th, could easily finish in the top 10 and have made huge profits this year!

Jim: True enough. Ok, lets finish off with this question....Predictions for the drop?

Matt Smith: Hahaha, you trying to start an all out media war with other chairmen? Not that I care! To get back on track.... I believe Sunderland wont get off the foot of the table, bye bye. Aston villa look likely to go do, unfortunately..psst I also hear Torres doesn't even have any relegation clauses which means if he stayed he'd still be on 350k a week in the championship! I think Cardiff are safe, they have enough fire power in that lad Rhodes! Last but not least, I think Stoke will fall at the last hurdle which is unfortunate because I like the Stoke chairman!


Jim: That's all folks! Lets see if the Hull chairman's predictions turn out to be right!


 
United doing poorly. Update after the next update. If that makes sence
 
The Collective View on Fulham
Press Statement - March 2014

Following on from our successful takeover from the Yank with a dodgy 1970s moustache, we are pleased to announce that the "collective" have now engaged with all factions of the club - both on and off the pitch - and we can announce our 5 point plan for the future success of this magnificent soccer institution:-

1. Felix Magath will remain as manager for the foreseeable future. We like him because his first name is the same as a cartoon cat's. He also has a funny accent. We think it might be Canadian, or perhaps Mexican.

2. Renaming of Craven Cottage to "Craven Street".

3. Each member of the "Collective" will take control of a certain function in the club.... First appointment will be an O.Grouch as Press Secretary (see attached photo).... He will be dealing with all members of the media, Sky Sports News especially, from his trash can. The BBC will not be admitted to Craven Street (name-change pending) until Mark Lawrenson is removed from MOTD. He's a bigger muppet than Big Bird.

4. Major overhaul of the playing staff in the summer. The plan will be for a first team squad consisting of 26 players - each beginning with a unique letter of the alphabet. This will be very well received back in the US. We can not rule out moves for Quagliarella, Xavi and Zouma to fill the problematic Q, X and Z positions. Ashley Young will not be considered for the Y position, for fairly obvious reasons.

5. Consultation with the major fan supporter groups to better understand how the heck a statue to Michael Jackson once sat outside of our ground..... Same plinth will be used to place a giant "tickle-me-Elmo" on for the fans to enjoy every match-day from the start of next season.

We are extremely happy with the teams performance in March, especially the 3-3 draw at Chelsea. Poor refereeing by one Andre Marriner cost us dear in that game.... He will be added to the "list".

April will be tough with three games away from home, but we expect Felix (ha ha ha) and his boys to finish the regular season strongly and push for top 8 finish in order to qualify us for the playoffs.... Once in the playoffs we will seek home-field advantage to then advance into the conference semi-finals.

God bless you all and see you all same time next week.

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​Premier League relegaion odds:

Sunderland: 1:4 (Favourites)
Stoke: Evens
Aston Villa: 2-1 (My Recommendation)
Cardiff: 4-1
Crystal Palace: 11-1
West Brom: 12-1
 
​Premier League relegaion odds:

Sunderland: 1:4 (Favourites)
Stoke: Evens
Aston Villa: 2-1 (My Recommendation)
Cardiff: 4-1
Crystal Palace: 11-1
West Brom: 12-1


Stoke are going to perform a miracle im telling you now.
 
We have a new chairman who has just taken over Crystal palace!

Disclaimer89
 
Stoke are going to perform a miracle im telling you now.

But they are in good form the last month so they may not go down depending on Cardiff's form. Aston Villa are virtually down now. No giroud, 6 games left, we have got no chance even though we are 1pt behind Cardiff.
 
But they are in good form the last month so they may not go down depending on Cardiff's form. Aston Villa are virtually down now. No giroud, 6 games left, we have got no chance even though we are 1pt behind Cardiff.

but you have torres???
 
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