Disclaimer89's English Premier League Chairman Game - FM 2014 Edition

Which database would you chairmen prefer to use?


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Breaking News

Blackburn Rovers would like to make it known to everyone that, following relegation from the Premiership, Davie Bond has sold all of his shares in the club for ?1.

The new owners of the club are the fans themselves.

After a poor end to the season we ended up in 20th position, only picking up 3 points in the last 3 games.

First up in May was the six-pointer away to Everton. The winner of this game could probably escape from the drop zone and successfully avoid relegation. Unfortunately we never turned up and Everton were the far hungrier team. Adam Henley got a straight red after only 3 minutes to put us up against it from the start only for that goal scoring machine Jordan Rhodes to pop up and put us into the lead 4 minutes later. His 18th league goal of the season. From then on however, Everton made use of the extra man and eventually ran out 3-1 winners.

Next up was another away match. This time it was a trip down to London, to White Hart Lane to take on the Spurs. A fantastic performance from the Rovers was not expected and it was great to give the travelling fans something to cheer about after a poor season. Spurs opened the scoring after 2 minutes only for Peter Whittingham to equalise in the 7th minute. Seven minutes later and Spurs were in the lead again after Oliver had added to Lewis Holtby's opener. A close hard fought game continued with chances at both ends until Rudy Gestede ghosted in at the back post to tap in his 9th league goal to pull us level again. Not to be outdone, Jordan Rhodes pounced yet again in the 80th minute to put the Rovers fans into raptures as we won 3-2.

Last game of the season and we still had a chance of escaping the drop. A home match against 5th placed Man Utd, we needed to win. Javier Hernandez put the Reds one up after only 6 minutes and it was all uphill from then on. Player of the season, Jordan Rhodes gave us hope when he equalised midway through the first half. That was his 20th league goal of the season, 22nd in all competitions, a strike rate of just over a goal every 2 games. Only for Juan Mata to put Utd back in front in the second half and that was that for our season back in the Premiership.

Gianfranco Zola tendered his resignation after the Man Utd game and the following week Nigel Pearson was named as the new manager of Blackburn Rovers.
 
Mackay to stay
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Norwich City FC have today announced their intention to keep manager Malky Mackay as manager for the 2015/16 season. The club had been linked to possible sacking the former Cardiff City boss as the side slipped from 7th to 13th in the second half of the season. However, Viktor Brezhnev said he was pleased with the way Mackay had handled striker Ricky van Wolfswinkel "With another manager he could have done badly for us, imagine if he only scored once this season back in August! That would be ridiculous" The club also said they were pleased to retain their top-flight status, unlike certain clubs IRL. Brezhnev did comment how important it was for the club to push on and improve their positioning if they wanted to become a force in world football.
 
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Summerbee angry as on loan striker scores twice against city to deny them the title

Sky sports understands that Manchester city chairman is said to be very angry at Southampton for fielding Stevan jovetic against his parent club. Jovetic scored 2 goals against city as city ended the season 2nd in the tightest race ever with them losing on goals scored
 
Watford relegated!

Elton John has regretfully informed Sky Sports News that he is going to be selling the club to someone who has more time to keep the club running. Despite an unbeated final month to the season, a turnaround of Watford's fortunes could not quite be completed. Sir John had not given a press conference over the last few months, and speculation is rife that all is not well at home, but unfortunately Sir John refused to comment
 
Cleared space for more mail! Try again. :)

Right guys, it is becoming a regular occurance this...but went for drinks after work again and to be honest, it has me too tired to do any sort of update...old age is hitting me I guess ;)

So that in mind, I'll be doing the end of season and season awards tomorrow night!

Will read and respond to PM's tomorrow in work.

Cheers.
 
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End of Season 2!!

That time has has once again come, the end of the season 2 fixtures! There we have it, it has been one long crazy season!! It has been a fantastic season for some clubs, a few of the doing well above target!! Unfortunately this , in turn, meant that a few ?top? clubs have performed well below par!

Lets run through the end of season awards!!..



Player/Manager Awards

First up we have:

Top Goalscorer?

Goes to the one and only...

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Luis Suarez!!

Fantastic season, resulting in 27 league goals in 34 appearances!
Therefore Liverpool has been rewarded ?10 Million extra in the transfer kitty!


Next up we have....

Manager of the year!!
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Rafilla!!

Came out of nowhere to guide Fulham to a top 4 finish, no one deserves it more!
Thanks to this award, Fulham have been given ?10 Million in winnings!!



Now the moment all chairmen have been waiting for....

Chairman awards!!

First up we have..

Underachiever of the Year!!

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Arsenal

Sitting in the relegation places until January!! Managed to fight back towards the end of the season but still finished in a diappointing 7th!!

For this, I award Nater, the Arsenal chairman, 1 free manager pass. This can be used anytime throughout the next season to sack your a manager and hire a new one, without any compensation fees at all!! Lets hope this gets you out of a jam next season, if needed!

(Potential compensation can not be above ?10Million in total)

The Owen Hargreaves Award
(Most injury hit team of the season)


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Everton!!

It is a surprise at the extent of injuries and a compliment to Everton chairman's ability that they even managed to avoid relegation this season!

At one point in the season Everton had 7 KEY players out for over 3 Months each, which of course destoryed any hopes of doing well!

For this I award the Everton chairman x3 Injury passes. Throughout the season you may use your 3 injury passes to remove a players injury and have them back to full fitness. These hvae to be used by the end of next season, they do not carry onto future seasons)




These last three awards have been voted by you guys!!

First of the Chairman awards is:


Signing of the Season
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yannick ndjeng!

Some of the comments left by fellow chairmen...

"yannick ndjeng, got goals and will now be worth much more than they paid"

"Cardiff chairman finds another gem, first it was Rhodes and Defoe last season and now this guy."

"Great buy, that is typical cardiff chairman"


I award the cardiff Chairman ?15 Million for one of his players collecting this award! Fight for Europe next season!!

Next we have:

Most entertaining Chairman
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Leighdelamere; Fulham chairman!

This award was simply, a landslide victory with all but 3 votes going towards going his way...

Some of the comments left by fellow chairmen supporting their choice:


"Fulham. Blew competition out the water,he was great"

"Leighdelamere
Obvious winner if you look at his press conferences"

"Always have a chuckle at his write ups"

"Leigh Delamere - for serving the best burger king at a service station. Nope, for generally being the funniest and he/she was also pretty regular with their updates.


I award the Fulham Chairman with ?30 Million!!
(As an interactive game, I beleive this is one of the most important awards and therefore should be rewarded highly, as it takes a lot of effort to be consistant with press updates...which Leigh has done extremely well!)


Saving the best for last!!

Chairman of the Season

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Leighdelamere; Fulham Chairman AND SpanishDave; Southampton Chairman

It was a split decision!!
Unlike last year when Nathwalker won it, with next to no competition, for his excellent work with Swansea!

Some of the reasons given for voting for the Fulham and Southampton Chairmen are as follows:

"I went with team performances for this award. Fulham just edged it over Southampton for me. Thought Southampton had the better players and therefore bigger surprise to see Fulham get champion?s league. "
"Let?s be honest, he deserved it after great performances"


"I cant pick a winner between southampton and the fulham chairman. lol I vote for both"

"Fulham chairman easily picks up this award, what a spark of genius with his manager choice. Who the f** is Rafilla anyway!!??

"southampton deserves it for me. He sold his best players and bought smart and still finished in the top 4."

"spanishdave nicks it! Finished ahead of the next best chairman fulham"


Well done to the Fulham and Southampton Chairmen for picking up this award!!

As a reward, I have added ?20Million pounds to each of your balances for the start of next season! Let?s see if you guys can mount a serious challenge for the Champions League glory ;)





I would like to take a sentence to say cheers for all the chairmen who have been participating and were interactive; keeping this game alive?it wouldn?t be running without you guys! So cheers!

Disclaimer89!
 
Good and deserved choices for the awards.
But personally I think the prices are way to high - also I don't like the injury-thing :)
 
Good and deserved choices for the awards.
But personally I think the prices are way to high - also I don't like the injury-thing :)

Oh well, I thought the injury was funny and a nice touch. I'm happy enough to keep it, unless there is huge objections, obviously.

Prices are what they are. :)
 
congratulations to the award winners and commiserations to those who got relegated
 
20m should be helpful as I build a squad to cope with Europe next season, especially as I have so many young players ready to come through so should have a big enough squad. Congratulations to Fulham winning 60m! Title challenge for them next season if they spend it all is possible
 

I would like to take a sentence to say cheers for all the chairmen who have been participating and were interactive; keeping this game alive?it wouldn?t be running without you guys! So cheers!

Disclaimer89!

As always Matt - you're a legend.

Remind me how much i bribed you with, to get those awards, and i'll send you a cheque in the post :)

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20m should be helpful as I build a squad to cope with Europe next season, especially as I have so many young players ready to come through so should have a big enough squad. Congratulations to Fulham winning 60m! Title challenge for them next season if they spend it all is possible

Congrats to you too Senor Dave.... :)

You just pipped me for that automatic Champions League position.... Although there may have to be an FA investigation into my managers team selection for my last game of the season - he gave four debuts and we lost 1-3 at home to f*cking Norwich.
 
Congrats to you too Senor Dave.... :)

You just pipped me for that automatic Champions League position.... Although there may have to be an FA investigation into my managers team selection for my last game of the season - he gave four debuts and we lost 1-3 at home to f*cking Norwich.


Haha,some dodgy results in the last month then. That for you and Stevan jovetic scoring twice for me against his club man city which got me 3rd and lost them the title! Hopefully you can get through the qualifiers and well both go on a European tour
 
Haha,some dodgy results in the last month then. That for you and Stevan jovetic scoring twice for me against his club man city which got me 3rd and lost them the title! Hopefully you can get through the qualifiers and well both go on a European tour

Yeah - a tricky qualifying draw could ruin everything.... :(

Meet you in the promised land for a pint sometime next week if/when i get through.
 
Yeah - a tricky qualifying draw could ruin everything.... :(

Meet you in the promised land for a pint sometime next week if/when i get through.

I'll be there this time next season, as Disclaimer stated, I got screwed with injuries and got lucky in the last two months!!

Bring on next season
 
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Promoted Teams!!

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Now is the time for the 3 relegated chairmen to make their choices on the 3 promoted teams to take over...

Choices are determined upon where you finished in the league.
Could the 3 relegated chairmen PM me their 3 preferred choices, In order of 1st 2nd and 3rd.

I'll announce the new chairman's teams tomorrow afternoon!

Cheers,
Disclaimer!




 
Haha most under achieving team!!! so we are the best at sucking more than we should have! I'll take it!!!
 
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