Spanish Dave buys Southampton
After a stressful 2 months in the Southampton backroom, causing Nicola Cortese to leave the club, the Southampton chairman has decided to leave the club saying "things here aren't as good as it seems from the outside"
Dave was born in the north west of England, but was nicknamed Spanish Dave due to his fake tan business, making him filthy rich, and equally filthy orange. He spoke to the official club website regarding his purchase.
OFC: so sir, how pleased are you to be here at Southampton today?
Dave: call me Dave. And also I'm delighted, we have such a great setup here at Southampton.
OFC: who would you say your key players are and what is this seasons target?
Dave: well there are so many, shaw,lovren,schniederlin, wanyama, lallana to name a few, that before you even mention Ramirez and ward prowse. We have a good enough team to get top 6 this season with just a few more additions.
OFC: is there any business you can inform us about yet?
Dave: in terms of transfers,no. Behind the scenes we are extremely close to tieing up a link with another premier league club, we hope to announce this soon.
OFC: finally, any plans to change the manager or will pocchetino be staying?
Dave: yes, of course. He is a great young manager, and plays the kind of football I want us to play. He'll hopefully be staying here for some time.