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Up-To-December Update:
We managed today to get an exclusive insight into the club with the elusive chairman of Stoke City, Daniele Del Conte. Del Conte, who's Stoke side were languishing at the bottom of the league with one point from nine games, was enthusiastic nevertheless.
"We have little to worry about, I trust Brendan Rodgers to get us out of this mess. After all, his experience as a cup manager has gotten us to the Quarter Finals of the Capital One Cup!"
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WAIT.
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Bald. Thick Northern accent. BEARD.
THIS IS NOT BRENDAN RODGERS.
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THIS IS ******* SEAN DYCHE!
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WHERE IS RODGERS?
After all this, Rodgers was brought in as manager, and assuming that Sean Dyche has been taken out, he's probably not going to be managing anywhere again. Save perhaps the Stoke-On-Trent Trouts.
Without further ado, the results from November:
Stoke 1 - 0 Arsenal
(Walters)
A win to be proud of, over Princess Harry's merry band of foreign money-grabbers.
Yes, I am technically aware that Walters is 'technically' foreign. Irish doesn't count, though.
Tottenham HotSpuds 0 - 3 Mighty, Mighty Stoke
(Markovic, Sidwell, Palacios)
And we repeat it away, demolishing the Spuds with a huge win to help us on our march to the title...
Stoke 2 - 0 Smoked Ham United
(Sidwell x2)
And the Queen joins her grandson in the club of We-Lost-To-Stoke-This-Season. Three wins on the bounce, and that's showing we'd be obviously top of the league if Rodgers had realised he was meant to be managing us at the start of the season.
Southampton 0 -3 Stoke
(Bojan x2, N'Zonzi)
And 4 on the bounce for a 100% month, with Bodgers winning the manager of the month award. He deserves it. I mean, getting Sidwell and N'Zonzi to actually score? ****.
BRING IT IN THE COC, CITY.