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December Update + Transfer List
Firstly a message from the special one to everyone else in the league (Except those he likes - so no-one
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The special one only had a few targets this time round :
6 league games : 12 points
Zuniga playing well?
Sorting out the injury list
1. Zuniga playing well? - No chance, November was a one off
TRANSFER LISTED (Prices will be at the end)
2. Sorting out the injury list - Nope, 5 first teamers out (Oscar, Bertrand, Walcott, Danilo and Cech). Cech is injured with a fractured skull...
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^ Clearly he needs new headgear... I blame the SM Mafia (probably Lewie considering how well Liverpool are doing)
3. 12 points - 14 points
Game 1 - Arab Cash
A draw keeps us in front of them in the table, we had more than one shot on target (unusual for a big away game with José in charge)
Game 2 - (C)rap Music (Everton)
Borini scored again. Enough said. Courtois had a shocker, Costa had enough of the music and went off with a damaged ear (imagine if he actually had
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Game 3 - Sunderland
We won, Zuniga played to the best of his ability (a 6.30), Terry got sent off, blah blah blaham
Game 4 - Harry's money-grabbing foreigners
Disappointing, last year it was 6-0. Tbf most of the team were put off by the ginger hair in the crowd, and Fabregas couldn't take it any longer.
Game 5 - They've got Soldado up front
And then he scored.... Zuniga slowly getting worse (6.10) and Jay DaSilva got his debut - and was rated even worse than Zuniga :/
Game 6 - Benteke
Comfortable win as Villa slide down the table, even Zuniga got above a 6.60....
4. Not mentioned above, but pay UEFA so we get a favourable CL draw - FAILED... I didn't want to win it anyway...
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Can we have an investigation into how City and Arsenal got such favourable draws? Smells like FIFA got involved..
Next months targets:
13 points in the league
Win in the FA Cup (we're only 1-33 favourites to beat Port Vale...)
Sell Zuniga
Make a bargain signing (optional)
Re-register Azpi.
As promised - here is the official Chelsea FC Winter Transfer List:
Camilo Zuniga - £5m (open to negotiation)
Ramires - Make an opening bid and I'll consider
Ryan Bertrand - £6m
Most other players are available at a reasonable price (Hazard's 'reasonable price' is £75m)