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Back in August 2014, a young man, belonging to the San Marino Mafia called Lewie Roberts. He didn't do well however, and around April 2015, he was shot in a San Marino Mafia lockdown, by members who can not be named to this day. He was a **** owner, wrecking his favoured club, Liverpool, with dodgy incomings inc. Verratti for 30m, and Drogba on loan, and horrifying sales, such as Sturridge and Sakho to Arsenal for way cheaper than Liverpool valued them at. Let's go forward in time.
October 1st, 2015
Breaking News here at Sky Sports, it appears that the former Liverpool owner and presumed dead man, Lewie Roberts has done a Jesus, and has risen back to life, and has taken over Newcastle United! Now, if you remember last year, Newcastle had a stunning season, finishing 5th and claiming an Europa League spot unexpectedly, as well as Aston Villa. Now let's pass you over to Newcastle's arranged Press Conference as they announce a new owner, we're 99% certain it's Lewie though, let's listen in.
NU: Newcastle United
PR: Press
LR: Lewie Roberts
NU: Welcome press. We are here to announce our new owner, you may remember him from a certain Liverpool last season, where he struggled badly, with mediocre signings. We believe that he is a changed man, and here he is, Lewie Roberts.
-LR enters room to murmurs-
PR: Lewie, are you still part of the SMM? Are you a changed man? Will you wreck this club like you did to Liverpool?
LR: No, Yes and No. I know my errors of last time, and I believe that we need to be prudent, but have freedom to spend, so I won't go *****-nilly on pointless signings, I will only buy who is required.
LR: Sorry, I have to cut this now, I need to look at the squad and that! Tabarez has done amazing things, let's see if he does amazing things with me at the Owner helm!
-LR leaves-
Back in August 2014, a young man, belonging to the San Marino Mafia called Lewie Roberts. He didn't do well however, and around April 2015, he was shot in a San Marino Mafia lockdown, by members who can not be named to this day. He was a **** owner, wrecking his favoured club, Liverpool, with dodgy incomings inc. Verratti for 30m, and Drogba on loan, and horrifying sales, such as Sturridge and Sakho to Arsenal for way cheaper than Liverpool valued them at. Let's go forward in time.
October 1st, 2015
Breaking News here at Sky Sports, it appears that the former Liverpool owner and presumed dead man, Lewie Roberts has done a Jesus, and has risen back to life, and has taken over Newcastle United! Now, if you remember last year, Newcastle had a stunning season, finishing 5th and claiming an Europa League spot unexpectedly, as well as Aston Villa. Now let's pass you over to Newcastle's arranged Press Conference as they announce a new owner, we're 99% certain it's Lewie though, let's listen in.
NU: Newcastle United
PR: Press
LR: Lewie Roberts
NU: Welcome press. We are here to announce our new owner, you may remember him from a certain Liverpool last season, where he struggled badly, with mediocre signings. We believe that he is a changed man, and here he is, Lewie Roberts.
-LR enters room to murmurs-
PR: Lewie, are you still part of the SMM? Are you a changed man? Will you wreck this club like you did to Liverpool?
LR: No, Yes and No. I know my errors of last time, and I believe that we need to be prudent, but have freedom to spend, so I won't go *****-nilly on pointless signings, I will only buy who is required.
LR: Sorry, I have to cut this now, I need to look at the squad and that! Tabarez has done amazing things, let's see if he does amazing things with me at the Owner helm!
-LR leaves-