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QPR Transfer Roundup
A busy window for QPR saw us add 13 players to the squad and only one leaving. This was due to concerns from the manager and squad who thought the squad was too thin, meanwhile i thought that we needed to improve to get top 7 next year so we sought the premier league for its best players and the World for the best young (and otherwise) talents and heres what we got
Michael Dawson
Last season going forward we were one of the best teams in the premier league scoring well over 60 goals however we were one of the worst teams in terms of goals conceded so this was the first port of call. Jordi Amat reterned to stoke so we needed 2 maybe 3 new centre backs so this was our first man. Michael will serve as a solid and experienced centre back that will be ready to lead QPR into the battle next season. He is on 50k per week which isnt that much concidering my financial advisors told me that the club could afford to spend in excess of 750k per week on wages for new blood. He was brought in to lead the defence into a new era and i couldnt think of anyone id prefer to do it...
Jordi Amat
Jordi joined us last season on loan and performed admirably. He may have been part of a weak defence but he was the strongest gear in a weak selecton so when it came to picking out a partner for dawson who would grow into a leader and warrior under the wing of dawson there was only one logical price in Jordi Amat. He comes in at 4 million pounds and 15.75k per week which is just the price range we like to see.
Jack Butland
our defence weak last season but an aging, well already aged, 36 year old rob green couldn't do the job anymore we needed some fresh blood to really give the back four some confidence and there is no more promicing english 'keeper than Jack Butland. Also coming in at 4 million pounds means we have effectivly revamped our entire defence for 8 million pounds and Matty Phillips.
Donis Avdijaj
As Gabriel Barbosa and Pablo Dybala have become such hits at their time with QPR we though that we should look for another striker just like them. Our men scoured the world and descovered this gem. A striker who my men with their deep footballing knowlage say will be better than both dybala and barbosa we couldnt pass this oppertunity up however he isnt ready for the big time at QPR yet so he will be leaving on loan for the year but when hes back he will slot right into the team. Saying this the striker position looked a bit bare with only barbosa, dybala and soldado so we decided 2 more strikers needed to come in and we saw these 2 men.
Robin van Percie
What a player arsenal ledgend, man utd hero, dutch talisman. Robin Van Percie has joined QPR for free after his manchester united contract ran out. It was an obvious choise for me that we need to pick this man up and so we did. He may be past his prime but his experiance in invaluble and when needed he still has goals in him.
Stefan Jovatic
Why, oh, why did newcastle want rid of this man so badly. Stefan Jovatic. One of the most gifted strikers in the league joins us on loan. He has a proven record in this league and is no stranger to europian football so it made sence that he should be here to create one the most intimidating attack forces it the barkleys premier league.
Fernando
When looking to give our midfield from last year some depth it made sence to buy players who would challange the lads like sandro and diakite and push everyone to their limit. We wanted a player who would make sure the defence was as tight as i could be by providing cover, a very similar position to sandro to realy give the gaffer a headache we looked to the best clubs in the league and found fernando going very cheap at 4 million pounds. Now some fans have raised concerns that we are spending too much in wages with fernando on 100k per week however, hes a champions league player in the peak of his carrer and to get the top players you have to spend some money.
Ross Barkly
When the deal was done for fernando i looked at my central midfield and saw that we had two very good defencivly minded players in sandro and Fernando but here at QPR we like to attack and we saw that the team lacked a certain lynchpin a certain creative genius and when it was seen that a top European player who was the future for his countrys midfield and a very young star avalabe for much less than his value became avalable we thought we must have him. However Martin Odegaard signed for manchester united... However after speaking to the manchester united chairman throughout the night we struck a deal for a slightly more developed player who could really help the club fill that role and for the price and wages we got him i could say im happier i got him that odergaard as hes english, hes more ready for today and he only cost us 5 million pounds. HIS. NAME. IS. ROSS. BARKLEY. But you already knew that didn't you...
Ashley Young
A free agent who still has lots left in the tank. Young will be working along with Adam Johnson on the left wing (oh that sounds so wrong on so many different levels) lets just stop there.
Ariel Rossi
Ariel is a young RM who was playing in argentina and hass so much potential but was struggling to unlock it but over here at QPR we saw that at 20 years of age this man was perfect for our squad that we needed to give him a chance out on the right. now hes not our top player there not by a longshot and theres a chance that the gaffer will loan him out however give him a season or 2 and im telling you this guy could be big, like balon dor contender big. but only if he works hard to unlock his potential.
Baris Kendemir
Baris is a 15 year old lad who my men say is good enough for the sky bet championship and has the potential to be better than the likes of thiago silva or mats hummles. He comes in from besiktas and has been left in the first team squad but the manager may demote him or loan him out.
So thats how we line up for the next season. We hope the signings weve made can please the QPR universe. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAA DA DA DA DA HOOPS!!!!!!!- Higher power
