Disclaimer89's English Premier League Chairman Game - FM 2015 Edition

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Breaking News coming from the Boleyn ground!

David Sullivan and David Gold have been found dead. We are trying to get down to the ground for more info but we are not able to get close enough!

The only info we have heard is that there was a message written in their blood on the floor saying

"They were in one's way"

More info to follow!​
 

Familiar Duo back at Man Utd
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Following his 2 year stint with the recently disgraced FIFA organisation David Gill has quit as vice president and has immediately set about his new project.


Since the death of father Malcom Glazier his children's interest in there United franchise has ebbed and they are looking to focus back home by rebuilding there beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers.


The 6 children agreed to pass over control to the men responsible for the past Decade of United success.


David Gill & Sir Alex Ferguson
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After bringing home 15 trophy's over the 10 years they led Man Utd (2003-2013) more of the same is what they expect from there return. They already have one of world footballs top coaches in Louis Van Gall ready to take over after the disastrous year with Ed Woodword & David Moyes




Little will change with the team These guys know United inside out. we've talked with King Louie and announce our transfer listed players.


PM me any players you may be interested in.




For Sale
GK V Valdes £18m
DL R James £300k
DC T Thorpe £250k
DC Tyler Blackett £3m
DC P McNair £10m
MC J Harrop £100k

For Loan
GK J Pereira
MC N Powell
MC B Pearson
AM A Pereira

Free to a good home
K O'Hara
G Dorrington
O Byrne
D Love
L Grimshaw
C Evans
S El Fitouri
R McConnell
J Dunne
T Reid
S Goss
J Weir
J Thompson
C Scott
D Redmond
S McTominay
O Rathbone
T Johnson
A Fletcher



Just remember every player has his price so if there's anyone else you may be interested in.



 
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QPR

Young boy from white city buys QPR with pocket money. Everyone has a price. Except Charlie Austin. ALL HAIL AUSTIN HE WILL SAVE US.
 
Guys, once again, the transfer window is not open until tomorrow 6pm. Stop sending me requests.

(I've mentioned this multiple times but still keep getting requests sent through)
 
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After what would later be called the "David Killings" there was an eerie chill around the ground. A silence washed through the expectant crowd while many stood in a quiescent state, not knowing whether it was safer to stay or leave.

The Motionless bodies of the now former chairmen were covered to minimise the shock to the people. A large white tent was positioned around the David's while the police and forensic officers took what ever evidence they could find while there was still light out. It was getting dark, not so dark as to effect one's vision, but enough to warn children that night was coming.

All of a sudden the on-lookers hear a screeching coming from down the road. They gaze towards the noise and see 4 black SUV's hurtling down the road towards them. The cars were flying, if they didn't stop they could wipe out everyone here. They were new, paint work was immaculate and the setting sun still glared off the bonnet.

They pull up and form a procession, they all wore dark suits, and many looked like they had been in the forces. The last to exit the vehicles was different to the others, she was much smaller, more frail. She takes off her Nike hoodie to reveal her identity

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The queen of England!

She greeted the crowd and said only a few words.. " I have acquired this football club for one's self and one's family. A new dawn has come! I plan to rule with an iron fist! anyone who oppose will be dealt with"

She marched into the ground with her escort behind, families didn't know what to think but as they turned back towards the white tent it had vanished. There was no sign of the bodies or the guys working there, as if it had never happened.....



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Ok may have gone over board then!

As the queen I shall only be buying British (or from the colonies)

Any foreign player on my squad is up for sale or for a swap to a British player!

We are currently looking for a British (or the colonies) CB ...and possibly a GK
 
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In contrary to earlier reports, Ellis Short has not been ousted from the club but has left under his own steam. We would like to wish Ellis all the best for the future and thank him for his contribution to the club.

Following on from this and moving forward Sunderland A.F.C are proud to announce that the club are now under new ownership. The new owner wishes to remain annonomous however we are pleased to say that the club is in safe hands and a new Chairman has been installed.

Sunderland Legend Kevin Phillips new Chairman.

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Following on from our previous announcement we are pleased to say that with
the owners wishes Kevin has been installed as the clubs new chairman. Kevin has the full backing of the board and is expected to help propel the club to new hights. In a statement Kevin has outlined that he wishes to stabilise the club first and foremost and in doing so believes that Gus Poyet is the man to steady the ship. Unfortunately however Gus will also be expect to help reduce the clubs debts as part of the stabilisation process. With that in mind the club are willing to listen to any offers for any of its playing staff.

More to follow shortly.​
 
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After Jeremy Peace's head was found in a Big Mac yesterday with the words "that's a big mac...and then some" written in an unidentified substance, possibly ketchup or blood, the CEO of McDonalds, brit Steve Easterbrook has announced his takeover of the club. He said he holds a 'life long passion for the club', despite growing up in Watford and being seen on multiple occasions wearing memorabilia from the club.
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Easterbrook's finest moment
He's recently announced that the club would be rebranded, with its new name "McWestBromalds", despite strong opposition from many within the club. He has announced Tony Pulis will have 10 games to do well with the Baggies, or 'he might find himself going the way of Peace.' Also that all players are available, although some are 'significantly more valued...then others'. It remains to be seen whats else will happen in the West Midlands, but you would do well to watch out for more news about the club.

 
QPR have announced they will call a press comfrence at 5pm today to announce the new owners of the club. Previous reports were falce. 5pm press comfrence. Stay tuned guys
 
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HULL CITY

As the car with french plates pulled up, all the cameras and microphones turned to the car. The driver opened the back door and a foot wearing a black shoe and a white stocking touched the red carpet leading to the entrance of the Tower of London. He stepped out of the limousine. Everyone was shocked at what he was wearing. He was wearing late 18th and early 19th century clothes. White pants, but not normal pants. These started from the belly button to just under his knees. He was also wearing some kind of 19th century military jacket. He was a bit smaller than 170 cm. He didn't speak to anyone while walking towards the entrance. His four bodyguards followed.

Once inside and on the stage, he started his speech:
"I believe all of you already know who I am. I am here to prove to you the french supremacy. I will sell all the players from Britain in my team and bring in people from french and former french colonies. The first season I won't be making any sells or buys. The invasion of France starts in the second season. First season I will only change the manager. An inside man if you wish. But it would not be wise of me to reveal you my entire plan. And if you ignorants still don't know who I am, I'll tell you now. I am the on and only Napoleon Bonaparte. VIVE LA FRANCE!"

He stepped of the stage and rushed into his white limousine. His driver entered the car and drove off. Two black cars in front of the limousine and two at the back.

The only picture they got was one of him looking through his car door:

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Following on from QPR announcing that they have a special press conference this afternoon, rumour has it that Everton will be doing the same thing in an effort to annoy the QPR hierarchy. Reports are coming in that someone in the music industry has brought the blue half of Merseyside but nobody in the club was available to speak to us. We will know more later when this supposed press conference takes place.

If the rumours are true these are the latest odds of the new Chairman of Everton:
Paul McCartney 3/1
Tony Blackburn 5/1
Amanda Holden 12/1
Sylvester Stallone 20/1
Freddie Starr 30/1
Comedy Dave 100/1
Matt Dawson 150/1
 
So we have the Sammarinese mafia, the Queen, Napoleon, McDonalds CEO and Bill Gates, to say the least xD

Definitely will be interesting xD
 
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Sunderland A.F.C announce transfer plans.

Although the clubs wish is to move foward, the previous regime has left the club in a poor financial state, that means in order for the club to bring new faces in the wage bill needs to be reduced and players must be sold. We will still remain very active in the loan and free transfer market. Gus Poyet and the chairman have highlighted the positions that need strengthening these include the Full Back positions, Centre Back and Attacking Midfield. We would encourage any agents to get in touch regarding the above positions.

Meanwhile Gus and the chairman have made the following available for transfer,

Steven Fletcher offers in excess of 8m

Danny Graham 2m

Liam Bridcutt 2m

Seb Larsson offers in excess of 6m

Offers will also be considered on any of the other playing staff.​
 
Any spare teams left? If so im up for this, haven't took part in one in a while.
 
Your chosen team: Burnley
Your Chairman's name: Ryan Thurlow

Have you Read the rules? Yes
Have you participated in a chairman game before? Yes
Do you fully understand how this will work? If, no what aspect? I fully understand everything. :)
 
I think Hull and West ham could work together here, they want Frenchies and we want their British..
 
Your chosen team: Burnley
Your Chairman's name: Ryan Thurlow

Have you Read the rules? Yes
Have you participated in a chairman game before? Yes
Do you fully understand how this will work? If, no what aspect? I fully understand everything. :)
pm disclaimer m8 also kieran trippier up 4 a deal/swap?
 
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