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Cameron found dead, confesses to crimes!
Breaking News!
Former PM David Cameron has been found dead in his London home, police report. In what would appear to be a suicide by hanging, in a note by his corpse he reportedly admitted to being the culprit behind the recent "McBurgerGate" scandal, as the heads of senior politicians including Boris Johnson, George Osborne and Ian Duncan Smith, along with a number of football related figures were found inside big macs .
He oversaw an Aston Villa side, who after a series of abysmal results were relegated in 19th place. The country is coming to grips with the fact that their former Prime Minister was a psychopathic murderer, with paranoid schizophrenia. More on this to come.
Breaking News!
Former PM David Cameron has been found dead in his London home, police report. In what would appear to be a suicide by hanging, in a note by his corpse he reportedly admitted to being the culprit behind the recent "McBurgerGate" scandal, as the heads of senior politicians including Boris Johnson, George Osborne and Ian Duncan Smith, along with a number of football related figures were found inside big macs .
He oversaw an Aston Villa side, who after a series of abysmal results were relegated in 19th place. The country is coming to grips with the fact that their former Prime Minister was a psychopathic murderer, with paranoid schizophrenia. More on this to come.
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