England vs Ghana - Tues 29th March

[King Sid]

England line up =

Hart
Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Baines
Barry
Wilshere - Milner
Young ---------------------------- Downing
Carroll​

Don't know the Ghana line up.

Downing and Young are on the opposite flanks supposedly.

 

[pokiuki123]

2-0 to England i think. Carroll x2

btw everyone must have drunk alot already, Adrian its pronounced Wilshere not Wilkshere or Wiltshere

 

[GodCubed]

btw everyone must have drunk alot already, Adrian its pronounced Wilshere not Wilkshere or Wiltshere

I gesh thish report I'm writing might be shlightly muddled...

 

[Joel`]

Saw they had a 4-4-2, missed out one of the midfielders. EDIT: Got it.

Kingson​

Paintsil Mensah Vorsah Addy
​

Adiyiah Agyemang Annan Muntari​

Asamoah​

Gyan​

Kingson and Barry both in one game? There will be goals.

 

[Joss]

I gesh thish report I'm writing might be shlightly muddled...

Why? Are you acting as Shteve Mclaren for the night?

 

[GodCubed]

Love the way Young and Wilshere's signatures are just written in normal handwriting. Simple folks...

 

[Joel`]

Gareth Barry's signature on that piece of paper. The only person who can make a piece of paper worth less than it was blank.

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Love the way Young and Wilshere's signatures are just written in normal handwriting. Simple folks...

Was just about to say that. Zoomed.

 

[donkarlito]

Gareth Barry's signature on that piece of paper. The only person who can make a piece of paper worth less than it was blank..

Dont know Emile Heskey signature might just rot the paper

 

[*Paul*]

Me and my friend have too much time on our hands. We just came up with this:

England vs Ghana drinking game!​

What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.​

Rules:
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.

Chart:

Take ONE shot if:

Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag

Take TWO shots if:

Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate

Take THREE shots if:

Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play

Down the bottle if:

England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)

Good luck with that...You'll have the biggest hangover ever tommorow.

 

[GodCubed]

Skewed 4-4-1-1 for Ghana. Expect us to threaten down our left rather than our right, unless Muntari tucks in too much.

 

[*Jamess*]

Come On England!!! 3-1 England

 

[GodCubed]

That is the WORST attempt at a national anthem I've ever seen/heard by England.

 

[King Sid]

That is the WORST attempt at a national anthem I've ever seen/heard by England.

Just about to say the same. You'd think they didn't know the words to it. It's not exactly hard.

 

[*Paul*]

Come on england!

 

[ScyllaJoe]

Joe Hart and Gareth Barry only ones properly singing

 

[Joss]

How much do we drink for that cross from Glen Johnson?

 

[GodCubed]

If Downing gets injured, I cry.

Ash overhits a freekick! One shot, peeps.

 

[DMF]

Just heard that Ghana player could have had a red card? Didn't see it, what happened?

 

[GodCubed]

Just heard that Ghana player could have had a red card? Didn't see it, what happened?

Would've been a yellow at most. Agyemang-Badu cleared out Downing from behind.

 

[Mike.]

Just heard that Ghana player could have had a red card? Didn't see it, what happened?

nothing, wasnt red card worthy, it was borderline yellow