England vs Ghana - Tues 29th March
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Now that is what you call a fail. I hope we win, it will show that we are improving and letting fringe and youth players into the team.
And the England fans were complaining of not getting to see a full England team at Wembley. Where can you find better entertainment than watch Gareth Barry:
a) Attempt to pass a ball further than 15 yards.
b) Attempt to chase after a bunch of pacey Ghanaians.
Fabio Cappello - Born entertainer, he knows what friendlies are about.
a) Attempt to pass a ball further than 15 yards.
b) Attempt to chase after a bunch of pacey Ghanaians.
Fabio Cappello - Born entertainer, he knows what friendlies are about.
Heard on SSN that he was in the England squad all the way back at Euro 2000. Yet he has only 45 caps..
Sounds like someone knew it was over a while back, but others decided to try and revitalise it. It hasn't worked..
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Was looking forward to seeing Jack Wilshere in midfield again, just a shame he is going to be in a midfield 3 with Milner and Barry....what a waste. Hopefully the lad still shines despite the worst possible pairing in there with him.
When is Fabio gonna put Barry out of his misery and drop him.
When is Fabio gonna put Barry out of his misery and drop him.
19 - Since August 2009, only one player (Cesc Fabregas, 22) has assisted more Premier League goals than Leighton Baines. Option.
I wonder how many of those have been scored by Tim Cahill...
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Not sure he's better necessarily, but arguably what England need more at the moment. Someone with that drive and technical quality at such a young age.
I wonder how many of those have been scored by Tim Cahill...
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Wilshere will get a great chance to prove himself, in my opinion he's better than Lampard (and arguably Gerrard) and should be a regular for England. I :wub: Wilshere, even though he's a Gooner.
Not sure he's better necessarily, but arguably what England need more at the moment. Someone with that drive and technical quality at such a young age.
Me and my friend have too much time on our hands. We just came up with this:
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.
Chart:
Take ONE shot if:
Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag
Take TWO shots if:
Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate
Take THREE shots if:
Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play
Down the bottle if:
England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)
England vs Ghana drinking game!
What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.
Rules: What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.
Chart:
Take ONE shot if:
Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag
Take TWO shots if:
Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate
Take THREE shots if:
Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play
Down the bottle if:
England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)
With how many certainties involved there, are you ready for half of FM-base filing law suits against you for alcohol poisoning?
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Everyone is dissing and laughing how **** Barry is. And the guy is still playing every week 90 minutes for us.
I still dont know why Mancini just keeps playing him. He is probly the only one who rates him. How embarrassing for us city fans.
I still dont know why Mancini just keeps playing him. He is probly the only one who rates him. How embarrassing for us city fans.
England team to play Ghana: Hart; Johnson, Jagielka, Cahill, Baines; Milner, Barry, Wilshere; Young, Carroll, Downing.
No parker starting?
Posted that about an hour ago XD
He's injured from Saturday and West Ham asked for him not to be risked due to their game with United on Saturday.
Considering 90% of the people on here are about.. 12-15, I think that's unlikely.
Unless that's just the age they act, and are actually 20-30 year old... *cough* Blakefish *cough*
I'm having fun imagining Sam going downstairs after the game slurring "GC told me to."
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Make it John Mensah and make it five bottles.
The real shock here, is that GodCubed has a friend!? :O