England vs Ghana - Tues 29th March

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GodCubed said:
Me and my friend have too much time on our hands. We just came up with this:

England vs Ghana drinking game!

What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.

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Rules:
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.

Chart:

Take ONE shot if:

Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag

Take TWO shots if:

Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate

Take THREE shots if:

Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play

Down the bottle if:

England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)
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You forgot to mention how much we down if the commentators mention 1966.
 
GodCubed said:
Me and my friend have too much time on our hands. We just came up with this:

England vs Ghana drinking game!​

What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.​


Rules:
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.

Chart:

Take ONE shot if:

Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag

Take TWO shots if:

Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate

Take THREE shots if:

Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play

Down the bottle if:

England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)
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Being played without a doubt
 
DMF said:
The real shock here, is that GodCubed has a friend!? :O
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In truth, he had an epiphany on the toilet about his drinking game. He likes to call that piece of porcelain a friend for always being there when he needs it most.
 
Joel` said:
With how many certainties involved there, are you ready for half of FM-base filing law suits against you for alcohol poisoning?
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Such as the certainty that you don't have a friend, for example?

DMF said:
The real shock here, is that GodCubed has a friend!? :O
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:'( I thought you were my friend!

Joel` said:
In truth, he had an epiphany on the toilet about his drinking game. He likes to call that piece of porcelain a friend for always being there when he needs it most.
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I'll have you know my toilet is made out of the skulls of my dead enemies. I might add yours to it.

It's not like anyone will miss you, after all. :)

Too far? Nahhhhh
 
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DMF said:
Yeah well... your mother.

Want Ghana to be entertaining, and a draw please :)
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Hope they score 4 within 20mins with Barry responsible for them all. It's for the greater good.
 
Joel` said:
Hope they score 4 within 20mins with Barry responsible for them all. It's for the greater good.
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Is that so you can drink, or so that he'll hopefully get dropped?
 
GodCubed said:
Me and my friend have too much time on our hands. We just came up with this:

England vs Ghana drinking game!​

What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.​


Rules:
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.

Chart:

Take ONE shot if:

Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag

Take TWO shots if:

Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate

Take THREE shots if:

Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play

Down the bottle if:

England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)
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Too hard mate.
Pretty much EVERYONE playing the game would be dead drunk after the first 15 minutes! :D
 
Why are we playing Downing and Young as inside forwards when we've got Carroll in the centre?
 
raul93-fan said:
Too hard mate.
Pretty much EVERYONE playing the game would be dead drunk after the first 15 minutes! :D
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Sort of the point of a drinking game.

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Joel` said:
Both.

How much do we drink if Barry announces his international retirement after the game?
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8 bottles of Absynth.
 
raul93-fan said:
Too hard mate.
Pretty much EVERYONE playing the game would be dead drunk after the first 15 minutes! :D
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Lightweights. :P

Joel` said:
Both.

How much do we drink if Barry announces his international retirement after the game?
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Drink? I think hard drugs will be required if that happens.. ;)

Missed the lineups, any help?
 
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Joss said:
Sort of the point of a drinking game.

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8 bottles of Absynth.
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Touche.

But you could have made it a bit easier, it wouldn't be fun to watch Barry make a complete monkey out of himself while you're drunk, and the match only started.

Well, this reminds me, I think Barry would play better if he was drunk. He sucks right now, but who knows, maybe when he's drunk, he might just be good enough for Npower League 1!
 
raul93-fan said:
Well, this reminds me, I think Barry would play better if he was drunk. He sucks right now, but who knows, maybe when he's drunk, he might just be good enough for Npower League 1!
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Or Aston Villa! :P
 
I suppose we should try and get back on topic now, enough about the drinking shitz. :)
 
GodCubed said:
Missed the lineups, any help?
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England line up =

Hart
Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Baines
Barry
Wilshere - Milner
Young ---------------------------- Downing
Carroll​

Don't know the Ghana line up.
 
DMF said:
England line up =

Hart
Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Baines
Barry
Wilshere - Milner
Young ---------------------------- Downing
Carroll​

Don't know the Ghana line up.
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Kingson; Pantsil, Addy, Vorsah, John Mensah, Annan, Agyemang-Badu, Adiyiah, Gyan, Muntari, Asamoah,
 
DMF said:
Don't know the Ghana line up.
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Saw they had a 4-4-2, missed out one of the midfielders. EDIT: Got it.

Kingson​
Paintsil Mensah Vorsah Addy
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Adiyiah Agyemang Annan Muntari​
Asamoah​
Gyan​
 
I think 2 goals will be scored by, believe it or not, GARETH BARRY!


The result will be Ghana 2 - England 0
 
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