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PSG Owner Happy with progress!!
Sky Sports: "So Matt, how are you feeling about your chances of some silverware this year?"
Matt Smith: " Is that a trick Question Bob? You realize PSG are
dominating Ligue 1, we are in the
qtr final of the Coupe de la Ligue,
10th round of the french cup and finallly we are in the
knockout stages of the champions ligue! We could
potentially win the quadruple!"
"You might think I am getting ahead of myself here..but have you seen the talent in
MY squad? Also, I may add a fresh face in this transfer window, along with moving some dead wood on.."
Sky Sports: " You must be happy with the way your two extremely expensive signings are performing?!"
Matt Smith: " Yes indeed, Gareth Bale and Diego Costa have been fantastic, as the stats on screen are showing our viewers now:"
Gareth Bale
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Apps Goals *** POM Av R
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[TR]
[TD]Gareth Bale[/TD]
[TD]18[/TD]
[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]7.56[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
"Gareth has been on fire for us this season, just look at the goals he has been scoring from out on the left wing! When he joined us from
Madrid, he had been out with a
long injury, his
pace had dropped along with his
composure. Since coming to us and having him stay for
extra training, we have seen aa
sharp increase in his
pace and and his
ability to score!"
Diego Costa
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Apps Goals *** POM Av R
[TABLE="width: 500, align: center"]
[TR]
[TD]Diego Costa[/TD]
[TD]18[/TD]
[TD]12[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]7.32[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
"Diego has scored
12 in 18, which is fantastic, along with
assisting a few for
IBRAA! He has kept
Cavani out of the side so far this season, although we still recognise
Cavani's ability...with the
injuires we have had lately, leaving us
short on wingers, he will play a
crutial role on the
right wing for the next
3 months!"
Sky Sports: We have heard rumours that you have had a few offers for Cavani. Can you tell us more on that?"
Matt Smith: "
Yes indeed Bob, we have had a
few offers for him from
3 chairmen. More than likely down to his
little playing time this season. Although as I've already said, we have had a
long term injuries to our
wingers, meaning
he will play a crutial role on the
right wing!
We dont want to sell him as he is a fantastic player who is
able to play on both wings and up front. If we were to
let him go, it would be for a
big price!"
Sky Sports: "anything else for us today, Matt?"
Matt Smith: "Yes, actually. I just want to make it clear that we will
not be
selling Ibra this window...or any transfor winfow for that matter.
He is key to PSG!"
"I bring this up as I
rejected £24M bid from a
chiarman last ngiht!"
"Actually bob, display his stats on screen for this season! Lets e
veryone watching see and realise that even at
34yrs old, he is
still the best striker in the
world!!"
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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[TR]
[TD]Zlatan[/TD]
[TD]12[/TD]
[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]7.65[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
"As everyone can see, he is still
dominating at
34yrs old..we see
no reason to sell him!"
"
DARE TO ZLATTANN!!"
*Leaves interview set..*