European Chairman Game

which database would you rather use?

  • LFC marshall update

    Votes: 32 60.4%
  • Default january update

    Votes: 21 39.6%

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Bond 'determined' to secure title

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It's January 31st and Southampton are top of the table! Much like last year, but this time Bond is definately going to add to the squad to help Messi and co. to win it. When asked by a reporter who he was going to sign, he simply said, "Only the top, top quality of players deserve to play for this club. And thats the quality we want to sign. We're looking specifically for quality defenders and wingers."

Can Southampton finally end their long wait for the title?
 
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"Hello, I have come here... to hand in my resignation. Reason is, my time at the club was to regularly stabilise this club in Champions League. But, instead, for some unknown reason, we are fighting relegation. I will not let a club relegate itself when I am in charge.
 
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Seriously, I have moved to Blackpool. I moved here because we are 1st in the Championship and it is my dream to manage in the BPL. We have made our 1st 2 signings of the window as well. Leon Goretzka and Iago Aspas have joined us at Blackpool.
 
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Seriously, I have moved to Blackpool. I moved here because we are 1st in the Championship and it is my dream to manage in the BPL. We have made our 1st 2 signings of the window as well. Leon Goretzka and Iago Aspas have joined us at Blackpool.

how many players are in your club? Should be 7 or 6?
 
Will do an update at weekend im still recovering from 3 days on the lash had a maasive dressing down from my mrs that I am 29 now and not 19 and need to start acting like it haha yeah right! Anyone seen how celta doing? Wasnt to good last I looked.
 
Will do an update at weekend im still recovering from 3 days on the lash had a maasive dressing down from my mrs that I am 29 now and not 19 and need to start acting like it haha yeah right! Anyone seen how celta doing? Wasnt to good last I looked.

They are 7th in the league. :)
 
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Contained below is a recorded conversation between Cardiff Chairman and his good friend John Smith.
*Beep*
Akinfenwa: Ecstatic, absolutely ecstatic!
John Smith: Stop jumping up and down Ade, what on earth would make you so happy on this gloomy, rainy day?
Akinfenwa: I just checked my phone!
John Smith: Stop jumping about I cant hear what you're saying!
Akinfenwa: Cardiff ARE 3RD!!! Come on you bluebirds!
John Smith: Really? Congrats mate! Weren't they still struggling for relegation in October?
Akinfenwa: Yea! That makes it all the better! However, our Manager Seedorf sold some of our players such as Aurier, Verratti and Muriel (who has been terrible btw) and we will definitely be looking for replacements during this transfer window.

Guys, you heard it, the Cardiff Chairman is looking for replacements.
 
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Blackpool have made 5 more signings. Timo Horn, Ross Barkley, Callum Chambers, Ahmed Elmohamidy and Gylfi Sigurosson for a total of 28.3m, which, for me, is a B.A.R.G.A.I.N.
 
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@skysportsnews: Manchester city make triple signing from troubled Carlisle for a combined fee of 50m. Balanta and Nastasic will join aswell as neymar- who will earn over 500k each week!
 
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PSG Owner Happy with progress!!

Sky Sports: "So Matt, how are you feeling about your chances of some silverware this year?"

Matt Smith: " Is that a trick Question Bob? You realize PSG are dominating Ligue 1, we are in the qtr final of the Coupe de la Ligue, 10th round of the french cup and finallly we are in the knockout stages of the champions ligue! We could potentially win the quadruple!"

"You might think I am getting ahead of myself here..but have you seen the talent in MY squad? Also, I may add a fresh face in this transfer window, along with moving some dead wood on.."

Sky Sports: " You must be happy with the way your two extremely expensive signings are performing?!"

Matt Smith: " Yes indeed, Gareth Bale and Diego Costa have been fantastic, as the stats on screen are showing our viewers now:"

Gareth Bale
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Apps Goals *** POM Av R
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[TR]
[TD]Gareth Bale[/TD]
[TD]18[/TD]
[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]7.56[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

"Gareth has been on fire for us this season, just look at the goals he has been scoring from out on the left wing! When he joined us from Madrid, he had been out with a long injury, his pace had dropped along with his composure. Since coming to us and having him stay for extra training, we have seen aa sharp increase in his pace and and his ability to score!"


Diego Costa

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Apps Goals *** POM Av R
[TABLE="width: 500, align: center"]
[TR]
[TD]Diego Costa[/TD]
[TD]18[/TD]
[TD]12[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]7.32[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

"Diego has scored 12 in 18, which is fantastic, along with assisting a few for IBRAA! He has kept Cavani out of the side so far this season, although we still recognise Cavani's ability...with the injuires we have had lately, leaving us short on wingers, he will play a crutial role on the right wing for the next 3 months!"


Sky Sports: We have heard rumours that you have had a few offers for Cavani. Can you tell us more on that?"

Matt Smith: " Yes indeed Bob, we have had a few offers for him from 3 chairmen. More than likely down to his little playing time this season. Although as I've already said, we have had a long term injuries to our wingers, meaning he will play a crutial role on the right wing! We dont want to sell him as he is a fantastic player who is able to play on both wings and up front. If we were to let him go, it would be for a big price!"


Sky Sports: "anything else for us today, Matt?"

Matt Smith: "Yes, actually. I just want to make it clear that we will not be selling Ibra this window...or any transfor winfow for that matter. He is key to PSG!"

"I bring this up as I rejected £24M bid from a chiarman last ngiht!"

"Actually bob, display his stats on screen for this season! Lets everyone watching see and realise that even at 34yrs old, he is still the best striker in the world!!"



Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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Apps Goals *** POM Av R
[TABLE="width: 500, align: center"]
[TR]
[TD]Zlatan[/TD]
[TD]12[/TD]
[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]7.65[/TD]
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"As everyone can see, he is still dominating at 34yrs old..we see no reason to sell him!"


"DARE TO ZLATTANN!!"

*Leaves interview set..*
 
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@SkySports

"Rumours flooding in that PSG have agreed to sell Cavani to 2 Chairmen after receiving 2 large offers at the same time, with the same price....it will be down to them to offer the highest bid or pull out of the deal..."
 
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