More invaluable assistant advice: 'We need to improve our fortunes in front of goal'
Great idea:
'Hey! Nicky! You're supposed to be putting the ball IN the net!! Who knew?!'
'Cheers, boss' says Nicky. 'I thought I got points for putting it wide. What am I like?!'
'My fault' I concede. 'I probably should've explained it better beforehand. Looking forward to the hat-tricks!'
Maybe I should have a word with Cammy Bell too. Maybe if he knows he's not supposed to concede goals, I'll keep clean sheets in every game from now on.
Great idea:
'Hey! Nicky! You're supposed to be putting the ball IN the net!! Who knew?!'
'Cheers, boss' says Nicky. 'I thought I got points for putting it wide. What am I like?!'
'My fault' I concede. 'I probably should've explained it better beforehand. Looking forward to the hat-tricks!'
Maybe I should have a word with Cammy Bell too. Maybe if he knows he's not supposed to concede goals, I'll keep clean sheets in every game from now on.