You lot are amateurs. I've gone to the toilet, cooked myself some food and got some tins of food, got mountains of drinks and lots of ketchup. I will now proceed to spend the next three days playing this.
Indeed the very same situation. Not to mention that even though I shall be in charge of the household, I shall be planted firmly on the couch forgetting to feed the pets and doing the housework. Someone else can make the tea for a change lol