Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

[bcfc]

PM me the dirty ones Stuart

 

[Lewis]

i should take you to a jewlerry shop because there's apearl necklace coming right your way

 

[bcfc]

Do you like films??

Yes, I watch them in my spare time my favourites are romantic ones

Me and you can make my favourite type of film if you want

 

[Lewis]

oooo kinky, why is it the midnight area that the sick jokes come out???

 

[StuW]

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

Oh No....My parents met at a place like this. Let's get back to my place.

You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I've had quite a bit to drink ... and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Him - You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime. Her - No, thanks. Him - Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit; I did...

Would you like to stroke my lucky *******?

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

I will post some more classics soon...lol

 

[Lewis]

stuart you are officialy a legend

 

[Parker_Rangers_1873]

ano ive been useing urs on msn and a cuple seem to be working

 

[JP Woody]

All these are just posted from Google now,all mine apart from the advert one are from personal experience.

 

[Parker_Rangers_1873]

JP, has any off them worked :L?

 

[Lewis]

bit of a bad boy Jp are ya?

 

[bodie228]

I'm Gonna kiss your lips then move up to your belly

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How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten something out ?

I love every bone in your body especially mine.

Is that a mirror in your pants ? Because I can see myself in them.

Why don't we go back to my place and do things I'm going to tell people we did anyway ?

You know if I were you, I'd have *** with me.

Screw me if i'm wrong but is your name Helga ?

You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions ?

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Man: Hey Baby whats your sign ? Women: Do not enter.

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Are we near an airport, or is it just my heart taking off ?

If I had eleven roses and you i'd have a dozen.

Is it hot in here or is it just you ?

 

[Jack Fulham]

Poor play, might as well of google'd chat up lines instead of starting this thread

 

[jamiegough]

Guy says "My magic watch tells me you don't have any underwear on."
Girls replies "I am wearing underwear"
Guy says "****! must be 15 minutes fast"

 

[Lewis]

haha good one

 

[JP Woody]

JP, has any off them worked :L?

A funny one liner always helps break the Ice

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bit of a bad boy Jp are ya?

Nah,not really.

 

[bcfc]

This thread is getting stranger and stranger.....

 

[Redrup]

****, i can't think of a chatup line....

get the girls all the time

Aren't you twelve? What do you do? Hold hands? oO)

 

[Div_Muzza]

What chat up lines have actually worked for people?

 

[milla020]

*walk up to her and slap her on the ***** then say "fancy a curry"

 

[Deleted member 79730]

Aren't you twelve? What do you do? Hold hands? oO)

that made me laugh, harry potter ones are good

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?