I would like to mark the sad occassion of Pompey's relegation with a few quotes from the club's once self styled "saviour" Peter Storrie...
“People have got to appreciate that I am the Chief Executive of this club, I am an employee, I am not the owner and it is the owners who make the decisions and run the club. At the end of the day I am simply an employee of the club and I only carry out the instructions of the owner.”
Funny because he also said...
“Al Faraj doesn’t like publicity, he’ll let me run the club day to day.”
From the Daily Mirror (31/5/09): Peter Storrie Exclusive: How I sealed Portsmouth takeover deal with Sulaiman Al Fahim.
Peter Storrie has been hailed a hero by Portsmouth fans just months after they were calling for his head.
The executive chairman bore the brunt of fans' criticism as Pompey was put up for sale and rumours were rife that the club was facing financial ruin.
But in the early hours of last Wednesday morning, in the penthouse suite of the Intercontinental Hotel in Rome, Storrie and 53 year old former teacher Pairoj Piempongsant masterminded a deal that is set to revolutionise the Premier League club.
"I cannot even begin to explain the relief I felt when we finally concluded a deal at 1am on Wednesday morning."
Having taken the credit for "masterminding the takeover" he later told the same newspaper (20/02/2010): Peter Storrie: Where it all what wrong with Portsmouth
"Our financial problems increased when we had a succession of owners who didn't have the money to run the club, borrowed against the assests and put us in more debt. Perhaps the Premier League should have more stringent rules in place to prevent this."
And when Peter Crouch and Sol Campbell expressed concern about the club’s finances publicly Peter was quick to set the record straight:
“Sometimes they just don’t understand, they make these silly statements”
Another gem from the Storrie teller...
“The club is not going into administration, if that were the case we it would have happened at the end of September or early October. Much is happening behind the scenes but constant malicious rumours and speculation do not assist with the proposed major long term funding that is currently being put in place. We’re financially sound now, the moves that we made in the transfer window [selling Lassina Diarra and Jermaine Defoe] have made things stable.”
Altogether now, oh no they haven’t!
And possibly my personal favourite, on resigning Peter said...
“It is an extremely sad day for everyone connected with this club.”
Err, no it ******* wasn’t!
(quotes courtsey of the Football Ramble, probably the best football podcast in the world!)