Imagine you are in the lowly BSP, and your Luton team manages to get to the third round of the FA Cup...and yes, you get the good tie at home to a top prem club (Villa, in this case).
Firstly, why is this match not on TV? Lets be honest, everyone would love to watch it, and when you're in the BSP, you need every penny you can get hold of.
Secondly, I (somehow) managed to claw myself back from 3-0 down to 3-2 at half time. With Tom Craddock through one-on-one in the 86th minute, its looking good for a replay at Villa Park. Untill Richard Dunne and the 'wonderful' Howard Webb get involved.
Now, Dunne decides the only way to save his teams dignity is to foul TC so he can't score...he decides a shirt tug is the best plan. Despite this, TC manages to get away from it and carry on with the ball, looking certain to score. And this is when Howard Webb decides to get involved like the joker he is. Rather than playing advantage and sorting Dunne out when the ball is in the net, he decides to blow his whistle, resulting in a LTFC free kick on the edge of the box (Dunne is obviously a 'good' cheat, and doesn't want to give away a penalty). Now, WHY DID HE NOT PLAY ADVANTAGE????
Just to add insult to injury, dirty cheat RD somehow ONLY gets a yellow, despite stopping a goalscoring opportunity - a RED CARD offence.
TC steps up to take the free kick and misses, and in all the time this takes HW decides to blow full time at 90:07 when the 4th official has called for 3 more minutes.
Cup dream over for the town in one moment of HW wonderment. What a batty boy.