More Wolves Signings
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See the Wolves are wandering like the in the name Wolverhampton Wanderers I am on fire.
Tyrone Mings
He really impressed in his 0 games although we get him for 10% of what they paid for him. Michael says: He was born in Bath and that reminds me of bath time which I like. He is also tall which makes him good at heading because if you are tall you can get to the ball before a smaller player can reach it.
Joleon Lescott
The experienced centre back signed from Aston Villa for just £63,000 a small fee for such a good player. He returns to the team where his career started before he left for Everton. Michael says:
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It would be useful if he could be where the circle is to block the shot and not let the ball get into the ball because that is bad and would make us less likely to win and you want to win.
Nathan Baker
The centre back signs from Villa on loan to boost our options at the back. Michael says: Well yeah if he can defend well then it will be a good loan signing but, if he can't then it won't be a good signing
Andrew Surman
He joins on loan from Bournemouth and can hopefully provide cover for a number of positions. Michael says: Well he can play lots of positions which is good because the more positions you can play the better chance you get picked because you are an option to play in more places.
Szabolcs Huszti
Well what can I say about him that you don't already know, well he moved from Pecs in Hungary to Stade Rennes before moving to Zenit he then went to Changchun before signing for us. He also has 46 caps for Hungary and 14 goals. For all you know I've made most of that up and due to an unwillingness to do research it may be. Michael says:
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It would be useful if he could do that or cross for someone to. Also his name is challenging to say so managers may not tell someone to man mark him. He also plays on a wing where there is more space, like on a plane where the middle is congested and the wing is empty. Although of course unless you were well strapped down and had a warm coat on you would fly off of it and that wouldn't happen on a football pitch. * Wolves P.R. team he tortured the metaphor even more talking about construction of a winger and a plane wing and the sense of liberation football and being on a plane wing can give you it was awful so we stopped it for you.
Alvaro Arbeloa
A player who Michael possibly played with at Real but, I was to lazy to research if he did. Michael says: He will defend the wide bits of the field but, also attack the wide parts which can be tiring so he will have to be fit in order to do well.
Holger Badstuber
The German centre back who has played over 100 times for Bayern and 31 times for Germany will be a quality addition to the defence. Michael says: Well hopefully he does well because he is getting paid a lot and money doesn't grow on trees so we wouldn't want to spend it all on a bad player.
Furkan Onal
The young Turkish player signs from Fenerbache for 27,000 and will hopefully develop into a quality player. Michael says: As he is young he hasn't played much but, has a long time left to play where he can do well or not well we will have to wait and see
Alan Gonzalez
The young American signs from Orlando City and can hopefully develop into a good player.
Michael says:
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If he does that a lot it will be good as it will help us win
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But, if that happens a lot then it will be bad
Steve Sidwell
Probably played with Owen at Stoke a good CM who should add depth to the side. Michael says: He is a midfielder because he will be in the middle of the field most of the time. Although it is really a pitch and not a field so he should be a Midpitcher. I'm on fire!!
Sylvain Marvauex
Also may have played with Michael but, I'm not played enough to see if they did but, I would bet they didn't play together. Michael says: As an attacking midpitcher from the middle of the pitch he should attack more than he defends.
ARRRGGGHHH
* The Wolves P.R. team wants to point out that Michael tore his hamstring standing up from the chair