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"Hello"
"Hello Manuel, how does it feel to back in England old mate?"
"Its sucks JC, you're an arsehole, you know that right!? The food sucks, the weather sucks!"
"Oh Manuel, you're such drama queen! Anyway, How'd the window go?"
"Quite well I think"
"Well, don't leave me in suspense. Who were our biggest signings, top 3 lets go!"
"Umm, well I guess at number 3would be Michel Vorm."
"VORM!? He's dead mate!"
"He's not dead JC, he was at Tottenham!"
"Nah mate, he's dead. I was at his funeral! Jesus Manuel, what kind of medical staff do you have there? Signing off on a dead man!"
"He's not dead JC! He's 32 but is still quality."
"Age is no barrier Manuel, I was still quality at 40! I did have the advantage of not being dead though!"
"Really? I seem to remember reports indicating otherwise. Anyway, at number 2 would probably be Andre Carrillo."
"Ah yes, Carrillo. He's decent enough I suppose."
"He's a little better then decent JC. I think he'll be a good signing for us!"
"If you say so Manuel. Who's number 1 then, go on knock my socks off!"
"Well, number 1 would have t be Olivier Giroud!"
"GIROUD!? That pretty boy French ****** who's always running around with no shirt on & goes down every time his hair gets messed up!?"
"That's a bit harsh JC, he's a quality striker!"
"Jesus H Christ Manuel! What have you done! The idea was to win a few football games, make some money, buy ourselves an Island & spend our days snorting coke & ******** hot women!"
"Isnt that pretty much al you do now!?"
"Well.......yes, but I don't own the ******* island Manuel! You better hope to God you don't get us relegated!"
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