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West Ham - Players for Sale

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David Cameron has announced that the following players are for sale immediately

Joey O'Brien - £1m - £25k p/w
James Collins - £500k - £35k p/w
Andy Carroll - £12m - £70k p/w​
 
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Watford Takeover Completed
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In a shocking announcement today. Watford football club announced that the ownership of the club had been transferred away from Gino Pozzo, the son of multiple team owner Giampaolo Pozzo. Pozzo senior has decided that the club is better served if left in the hands of his good friend:


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Vinny Jones
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Vinny is a big Watford fan, and in a short statement he announced that he was delighted to be at the club, and was looking forward to building a team of hard-tackling, tough and strong players. He wants the team to go back to the old-school ways of the 1980's, and has already taken matters into his own hands, hiring Italian Massimo Carnevale to be the team's new manager. Carnevale is know for playing a direct 4-4-2, which should suit Jones' ambitions well.


In addition Vinny announced that any player at the club would be available at the right price, with the exception of Troy Deeney, who was the only player Vinny could see himself accepting at Wimbledon during his playing days.


Transfer List Prices

Haurelho Gomes - £1M
Costel Pantilimon - £3M
Sebastian Prödl - £6M
Miguel Britos - £4M
Ikechi Anya - £5M
Ben Watson - £3M
Valon Behrami - £5M
Jose Manuel Jurado - £9M
Almen Abdi - £6M
Odion Igalho £18M

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Michael Jordan completes the purchase of Spurs..

"I am extremely happy to have the keys in my hand so to speak. Now that my basketball playing days are behind me, I think it is time to own my own franchise!!

Although this morning I had been informed that I had not actually purchased thee San Antonio SPURS but some English soccer team...I'll learn from my mistake and not jump at another Gumtree ad again. Oh well, tomato tomahto..

The following players have been transfer listed...although majority of fringe and reserve players available for loan. I am not looking to sell my main stars"



Transfer List
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[TD]Ryan Mason[/TD]
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[TD]MC[/TD]
[TD]£5m[/TD]
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[TD]Tom Carroll[/TD]
[TD]23[/TD]
[TD]MC[/TD]
[TD]£2.5m[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Clinton N'jie[/TD]
[TD]21[/TD]
[TD]ST[/TD]
[TD]£7.5m[/TD]
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Hey you!

Stop trying to sell my players for me lol.

Or how many Andros Townsend are there in this game :D
 
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Press Release

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Steve McLaren has been released after just 20 days in charge of Newcastle United. The fans had already shown that they were not too pleased with his appointment in the first place and it was the opinion of the new owners that McLaren was not the right guy to lead them forward.
So I would like to welcome the new manager of Newcastle United, someone who I think could lead us on to something amazing................ Rafa Benitez.




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Players Available
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Rafa has not wasted anytime on looking through the squads and here are some of the players that he is willing to leave the Toon this year.


Rob Eliot - 29yo GK - £2m - £20k pw
Steven Taylor - 29yo D C - £4m - £40k pw
Jamaal Lascelles - 21yo D C - £2m - £15k pw
Jack Colback - 25yo DM / M C - £10m - £35k pw
Jonjo Shelvey - 23yo M C - £12m - £50k pw - SOLD
Gabriel Obertan - 26yo M R / AM R - £5m - £30k pw
Syvian Marveaux - 29 yo AM C / AM L - £5m - £4k pw
Papiss Cissé - 30 yo ST - £7.5m - £45k pw
Emmanuel Riviére - 25 yo ST - £7.5m - £35k pw
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as well as all under 21 and under 19 players available on loan.
 
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Manchester City Takeover announcement and Transfer List

In a quick turn of events, Manchester City has been acquired by a mysterious person, who prefers to call himself Don Corleone.
In an announcement, Corleone mentioned that he is Godfather to Manchester City family and that everyone call him the Godfather. It is unknown how or what was the deal that took place between the rich Arabian family and the Godfather, but it has been rubber-stamped nonetheless.


He has already announced that the following players cannot be part of the family anymore and has put them up for sale, for a price of course:


Gael Clichy - 7M
Martin DeMichelis - 1M
Fernando - 20M
Jesus Navas - 20M
Eliaquim Mangala - 15M
Wilfried Bony - 20M
Steven Jovetic - 15M


He will also be listening offers for any U21 players, except Jason Denayer.
 
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Liverpool Transfer List
Kolo Toure (DC) - £500k
Dejan Lovren (DC) - £10m
Joe Allen (MC) - £15m
Lucas Leiva (MC) - £15m
Christian Benteke (ST) - £25m
Mario Balotelli (ST) - £18m
Divock Origi (ST) - £10m (also up for loaning him out!)
Danny Ings (ST) - £12.5m


All prices are negotiable!
 
lewie100 said:

Arsene Wenger - £3m (Quality manager, will lead clubs to greatness. Plays 4-2-3-1 Wide)

Joel Campbell - £8m (Tricky Costa Rican player, can play LW, RW or ST very well, has quality dribbling. £30k a week)

Mikel Arteta - £400k (Can play in any tactic with Natural position in DM and CM, a Model Professional, £70k wages)

David Ospina - £9m (Is really good at reflexes, still just 26, young for a goalie, £55k wages)

Olivier Giroud - £30m (One of the best Target Men in the league, would do great for a club who need that tall ST up front, £90k wages)

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Chelsea FC Takeover Announcement

Chelsea FC can today announce that Roman Abramovich has sold off all his shares to one of his closest friends:
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Russian president Vladimir Putin!
It is also believed that Mr. Abramovich will continue at the club as Mr. Putins most trusted advisor.

With this announcement, the Russian Leaders (as they would now like to be addressed) would like to inform everyone else that the following players are available:

Matt Miazga (DC) - £5m
John Obi Mikel (CDM/CM) - £10m
Ruben Loftus-Cheek (CDM/CM) - Loan
Loic Remy (ST) - £10m
Oscar (AMC/AMR) - £45m

Everyone else does have a price

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SWANSEA F.C.


Swansea has been taken over by Eric Cartman. When asked why he just replied "**** Jews!" and added "Respect my autoritaahh!"


Transfer List

Routledge - £4M
Montero - 6M
Barrow - 3M
Emnes - 2M


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Jay Cartwright has took over crystal palace

When asked about the move jay said " I was fingering one of the cheerleaders and she mentioned they were for sale so I thought **** it, made a few extra sales in mine and rios shop and within a week I bought palace. The night was brilliant from them, you won't believe how many of the cheerleaders fit in my caravan and one of them ****** on my arm at one point during our 9some... Kinky"
Jay also mentioned how he once applied for the job at crystal palace but was turned down as "he was overqualified" he attached his cv from that day-
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He also added that all players are for sale at palace, although bolasie and cabaye would be far too expensive for most teams.
"When I took Woking from the conference to the premier league in 5 seasons I kept the exact team but apparently I'm not allowed to be manager, so the manager might need more help than i did. We have agreed that the following people are for sale"
Joel ward 9m
Martin Kelly 8m
Pape souare 6m
James MacArthur 13m
Bakary sako 10m
Jason puncheon 7m
Frazier Campbell 5m
Lee Chung yong 5m
Marouane chamakh 1.5m
Alan pardew( manager) 500k

Jay is expected to be joined at crystal palace by his friends Will, Simon and Neil but there is rumours his football friend from West Ham trials could also be a part of it.
 
I am sorry I have been away from Net for a while! Norwich press release up soon! Also, every Norwich player is available while I am looking for some loan signings!
 
NORWICH TAKEOVER ANNOUNCED

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Star City sisters, vigilantes and heroines The White Canary and The Black Canary have taken over the Yellow Canaries as Norwich announce new owners. This is an unprecedented move as the sisters who are part of the Green Arrow’s team take over active control over the Premier League Club. Normally operating under shadows the sisters proudly posed in front of the media as well as danced hard in the after party at a club in Norwich.


Clubs in premier league as well as their Chairman’s better be careful of the deadly duo as The White Canary or Sara was once a member of the League of Assassins and her sister The Black Canary is a vigilante and a brilliant lawyer.

Rejection of an offer from the Club might lead to the untimely death of another President as they both have quite a temper and known to use excessive force. In a short and terse statement, Sara said Alex Nell will be in charge for Now! Evaluation will be done on a monthly basis.

The Premier League sure is living up to its reputation of tar worlds most entertaining league with now crazy Chairman’s taking over.
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Watford Reminder

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In the aftermath of the Norwich takeover, Vinny Jones would like to remind everyone that all Watford players are available at the right price. Some may even be available quite cheaply.

A failure to bid for Watford players may very well lead to Vinny showing up on your doorstep one late Tuesday evening.
 
Hey guys

Sorry I havnt been answering my PM's, Had a busy day. Just working through them now! dont worry if I dont answer you, they will have been noted down.
 
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Tottenham

Transfer List
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[TD]Ryan Mason[/TD]
[TD]24[/TD]
[TD]MC[/TD]
[TD]£5m[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Tom Carroll[/TD]
[TD]23[/TD]
[TD]MC[/TD]
[TD]£2m[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Clinton N'jie[/TD]
[TD]21[/TD]
[TD]ST[/TD]
[TD]£5m[/TD]
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red = sold

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Silvio's EPL Challenge


Silvio Berlusconi has for some random reason bought out West Brom!
The Italian media tycoon is already a controlling shareholder of A.C. Milan but has today also 51% shareholder of West Brom.

When asked why he has had an interest in West Brom his answer was quite clear. "Well... errr.... Everrrybody has taken da othher teams in da english premier leaguee so I err was err left wit just the one teamm left which was Westa Broma. It is a not a bad thing, I believe dat da worst team in da league is... Not mine. Da challenge in season 1 is tooo try and survive the league den season 2 will a be easier."

"I have made a few new err plans which will err... change things for da good I think. We have a some a players who errr are very bada for da club as money is what I'm good wid so need for them a to go."

Salomon Rondon - ST - £20m
Victor Anichebe - £3.5m
Craig Gardner - £1m
Chester - DC - £5.5m
Barbir - DC - £300k

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Players still for Sale!


Juanmi - £4 mil - £40k pw
A versatile young attacking midfielder/striker with great potential but unfortunately just does not fit into Koeman's system. Pace and acceleration of 16, dribbling and first touch of 15 and finishing of 14, the lad is still only 22 and will surely only develop and get better, a bargain price as I need his wages off the books!

Oriol Romeu - £4 mil - £35k pw
The former Chelsea star still has a lot to offer any club, but has fallen down the pecking order here due to new arrivals. A hard as nails defensive midfielder with an eye for a pass that could be the perfect base to any counter attacking or possession side.​
 
Just a quick notice to everybody! on review of the rules, it has been raised by several people that perhaps two foreign transfers isnt enough, with this in mind I have taken the action or raising the amount of foreign transfers available to you to three. The full list of amended transfer allowances can be found in the opening post.
 
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