Pre Season
Pre season was decent to say the least. I managed to make two signings-albeit one being a loan signing. It all started off on the 8/7 when I was in desparate need of a new striker. Whilst watching a special Premier League Archieve on ESPN I saw Jamie Cureton playing. Jamie was a very good journeyman striker. Heck I thought he retired. After looking on wikipedia it says that Jamie still plays for Norwich City. I phoned the Norwich boss Paul Lambert that evening.
"Evening Paul, Richard Barnes speaking,"
"Evening Richard, how may I help you?" he replied
"Well yes I am interested in signing Jamie Cureton. How much do you want for him?"
"Ahh yes...Jamie. Well he is transfer listed. I'll give him to you for £7000."
"You've tranfer listed him!!" I was stunned
"Yes. He doesn't feature in my plans." Paul replied
Twenty-four hours later the signing was complete. We have signed one of English football greatest strikers!
Our first friendly game-my firsr as manager of the club was against the reserves. I set out our strongest side available. Unfortunately though Jamie's transfer was confirmed later that I expected and thus making him unavailable for selection.
"Alright boys. This is our first match together. It's only a friendly so don't worry about the result. I want a good performance. We will be starting off with a standard 4-4-2. Now get out there and so what you can do!!"
The end result...rubbish. We scraped it 1-0.
"Can't even blimmin' beat the reserves properly. If this is how you perform against league clubs we have no flippin' chance. I am not tolerating this garbage. Now f**k off and I'll see you in training tommorow."
Training was a better experience. Hopefully we'll have a much better performance against Hull.
We played Hull knowing that we are no pussovers. Training has been good. In fact we are starting to play more as a team. My team talk was just literally, "do what you did in training". Nothing too complicated. Two minutes in however we fell behind.
"Keep your shape. Hassle them." I barked out them
Three minutes later we were level. Jamie scored. Wahey!! After sixteen minutes we were in front. Adam Virgo netting from a free kick. Very good free kick. Hammered into the bottom left corner. But then they scored two quick goals to enter half time leading 3-2.
"That was a better performance. Carry on passing the ball. Retain possesion. Don't always think for the killer ball. Hold and give...but do it at the right time. You got me?"
However my inspirational team talk did not help. We were defeated.
"Yes Martin. So the deals done? Whole season. Yes that's marvellous. Thanks." I was speaking to Martin O'Neill. We have just signed Austrian striker Andreas Weimann on loan for the rest of the season.
When I arrived at my office I recieved a call from Mr Knight.
"Richard please report to my office immediatly," he said in a very harsh voice
"Morning sir. What was it you wanted?" I asked politely
He looked very dissapointed. Surely not at me..
"This Andreas Weimann. He's not the type of player you I was expecting to arrive here," he said
"But sir,"
"No Richard. When you came here for your interview you said you would sign anyone of good quality to the club,"
"But sir Andreas has excellent potential."
"Listen Richard. We'll see how this goes. But I have had this before with other managers. And I have lost a lot of money on things like this. I want a success with him,"
As I walked down the corridor I couldn't help thinking, Mr Knight is a big fool...
Our remaining pre-season fixtures brough some good results. A 3-0 victory against Bognor Regis, our feeder club. Inigo Calderon, Tommy Elphick and Nicky Forster scored. Following this result we held recently relegated Burnley 2-2. Nicky and James Smith netted. We played the Glenn Hoddle Academy next and hammered them 3-1. Dean *** scored a fine solo effort before Nicky added a brace. Against Queens Park Rangers we won 5-4. An astoishing game!! Nicky scored a hattrick and Inigo and Dean also added to their tallies of friendly matches goals. Our worst performance however was against Wolves at home. We lost 3 flippin' 0. It was a disgrace. We couldn't connect any passes together. A catalouge of error. I think I'll write a book about it. Yeah thats what I'll do. Anyway our final pre-season game against the Liverpool Reserves was a victory. Dean scored whilst an own goal made it a comfortable 2-0 victory for us.
Pre season was decent to say the least. I managed to make two signings-albeit one being a loan signing. It all started off on the 8/7 when I was in desparate need of a new striker. Whilst watching a special Premier League Archieve on ESPN I saw Jamie Cureton playing. Jamie was a very good journeyman striker. Heck I thought he retired. After looking on wikipedia it says that Jamie still plays for Norwich City. I phoned the Norwich boss Paul Lambert that evening.
"Evening Paul, Richard Barnes speaking,"
"Evening Richard, how may I help you?" he replied
"Well yes I am interested in signing Jamie Cureton. How much do you want for him?"
"Ahh yes...Jamie. Well he is transfer listed. I'll give him to you for £7000."
"You've tranfer listed him!!" I was stunned
"Yes. He doesn't feature in my plans." Paul replied
Twenty-four hours later the signing was complete. We have signed one of English football greatest strikers!
Our first friendly game-my firsr as manager of the club was against the reserves. I set out our strongest side available. Unfortunately though Jamie's transfer was confirmed later that I expected and thus making him unavailable for selection.
"Alright boys. This is our first match together. It's only a friendly so don't worry about the result. I want a good performance. We will be starting off with a standard 4-4-2. Now get out there and so what you can do!!"
The end result...rubbish. We scraped it 1-0.
"Can't even blimmin' beat the reserves properly. If this is how you perform against league clubs we have no flippin' chance. I am not tolerating this garbage. Now f**k off and I'll see you in training tommorow."
Training was a better experience. Hopefully we'll have a much better performance against Hull.
We played Hull knowing that we are no pussovers. Training has been good. In fact we are starting to play more as a team. My team talk was just literally, "do what you did in training". Nothing too complicated. Two minutes in however we fell behind.
"Keep your shape. Hassle them." I barked out them
Three minutes later we were level. Jamie scored. Wahey!! After sixteen minutes we were in front. Adam Virgo netting from a free kick. Very good free kick. Hammered into the bottom left corner. But then they scored two quick goals to enter half time leading 3-2.
"That was a better performance. Carry on passing the ball. Retain possesion. Don't always think for the killer ball. Hold and give...but do it at the right time. You got me?"
However my inspirational team talk did not help. We were defeated.
"Yes Martin. So the deals done? Whole season. Yes that's marvellous. Thanks." I was speaking to Martin O'Neill. We have just signed Austrian striker Andreas Weimann on loan for the rest of the season.
When I arrived at my office I recieved a call from Mr Knight.
"Richard please report to my office immediatly," he said in a very harsh voice
"Morning sir. What was it you wanted?" I asked politely
He looked very dissapointed. Surely not at me..
"This Andreas Weimann. He's not the type of player you I was expecting to arrive here," he said
"But sir,"
"No Richard. When you came here for your interview you said you would sign anyone of good quality to the club,"
"But sir Andreas has excellent potential."
"Listen Richard. We'll see how this goes. But I have had this before with other managers. And I have lost a lot of money on things like this. I want a success with him,"
As I walked down the corridor I couldn't help thinking, Mr Knight is a big fool...
Our remaining pre-season fixtures brough some good results. A 3-0 victory against Bognor Regis, our feeder club. Inigo Calderon, Tommy Elphick and Nicky Forster scored. Following this result we held recently relegated Burnley 2-2. Nicky and James Smith netted. We played the Glenn Hoddle Academy next and hammered them 3-1. Dean *** scored a fine solo effort before Nicky added a brace. Against Queens Park Rangers we won 5-4. An astoishing game!! Nicky scored a hattrick and Inigo and Dean also added to their tallies of friendly matches goals. Our worst performance however was against Wolves at home. We lost 3 flippin' 0. It was a disgrace. We couldn't connect any passes together. A catalouge of error. I think I'll write a book about it. Yeah thats what I'll do. Anyway our final pre-season game against the Liverpool Reserves was a victory. Dean scored whilst an own goal made it a comfortable 2-0 victory for us.