That's because you lot have unhealthy obsession about him that's borderline homoerotic. Not that there's anything wrong with that. After all, he really is the best manager you ever had.
But if it was any other club, he'd out on his *** weeks ago.
Indeed, he is a SAF-esque figure for us in terms of the role he played. He basically set up the team that lead to the last decade of success at this club with the core built around Lampard, Drogba, Terry and Cech. That's obviously going to count for something