In all honesty i have no idea.
Having taken over from Van Gall, he got off to a predictably appalling start but has managed to turn the Red Devils into an absolute force. Thanks alot Mercurial, they did me proud...for once.
With just two clubs showing any kind of vague interest in me at the end of the season I was essentially gearing up for another season with Newcastle, especially given my recent history of failing just about every interview possible.
My
positively sunny outlook was soon rewarded...
Well there goes a potential year of sun-bathing and kebabs in Turkey.
Truth be told I have no idea about Turkish football beyond the main clubs in the competition and those few European stars who disappear off to the Turkish Super Lig for an end of career swansong, so I can hardly blame the might of Galatasary for opting against such a risky appointment but it seems that careful attitude did not spread as far as the home of French Fries and waffles.
I'm finally free...
Belgium Awaits!
I'm not just out of Newcastle but I'm finally out of England as well!
Having spent nearly Twenty time-travelling years managing in my home country, a club has finally emerged to ****** me away from the punishing Premier League. With the contract signed and five years of obscurity in Newcastle behind me there's just enough time to have a look back at my
achievements in the North East of England.
With my career in tatters following a mauling at the hands of the Foxes, a recently relegated Newcastle gave me a much needed life-line at one of the biggest clubs in the country.
And it all started off so well...
2019/20 Season
Championship
A brutal and lengthy season in Englands second tier should have been a walk through for the might of Newcastle but with a rapidly disappearing squad and a host of strong teams all battling for a return to the promised land, I was eventually forced to settle for a respectable second place finish. Non the less, the club and myself where back and ready for revenge in the Premier League.
2020/21 Season
Premier League
The Premier League soon reminded me, just how harsh it is. Fresh from an impressive failure at the Foxes, I was keen on rebuilding my reputation in the top flight but in a season that saw the club narrowly avoid the drop and my job on the line already I barely made it through with my dignity intact.
2021/22 Season
Premier League
With hopes of improving the squad in the transfer window I paid big to transform the squad from top to bottom and only managed to once again narrowly miss out on a return to the Championship. Having spent the majority of the season in the dropzone it was fair to say that by the end of this season I was certainly feeling the pressure at St James's Park.
2022/23 Season
Premier League
Once again in my desperation to escape another life shortening stress filled relegation battle I went to town in the transfer window, with a Twenty million pound transfer for a Russian teenager. Needless to say it didn't pay off. A third straight dog-fight at the foot of the table soon followed and my desire to flee for safety soon grew.
2023/24 Season
Premier League
Realising that I was actually going to need to make some kind of achievement at Newcastle in order to emerge from Newcastle with any kind of respect the boys finally put on the kind of performances that where long overdue. An impressive set of results and a mid-table finish finally saw me gain some momentum and ensured my longed for escape from Newcastle.
Truth be told, it felt a lot longer.
Five seasons at Newcastle and in not one did I manage to pull the team up to its lofty potential. No wonder I ended my spell at the club with more rejection letters then points.
Thankfully, as a money obsessed mercenary, I can hide my shame behind some new found wages.
Time to grab some Euros!