With hopes of an instant impact in the Premier League giving me some renewed confidence, an all important transfer-window gave me one last chance to strengthen my beloved Rams as I look to make a triumphant return to the Premier League.
With the club bloated with money courtesy of the wealth from the TV rights that are flooded throughout the league, it was safe to say that the board backed my ambitions in the window with nearly Forty million behind me.
Before I got a chance to tuck into the crazy money, there was the small matter of shedding some dead-weight from a rather bloated team-sheet...
...Yeah I might have got carried away.
With six players released out of contract come the end of the season, the club started things off slowly before eventually bursting into life with no fewer then nine players leaving on permanent deals.
With the club adding to its already healthy budgets, I now have yet even more funds to splash in what is sure to be a huge window for myself and the club.
Of the departures not a single-one had any hope of breaking into my first team plans and certainly fell a long way short of the quality I was expecting to find in a club headed for the upper half of England's top flight. With my time running out and the club poised on the brink of potential Premier League glory, there is no time for mercy.
I've got money to spend and more importantly money to earn...
From: Gladbach
Cost: £9.5 million
First port of call is an immediate return to my former club as I re-sign the Korean sensation Kim Sang-Yoon. Having fit perfectly into my Christmas-Tree formation with Gladbach, the former Tottenham midfielder makes a return to the Premier League as one of Asia's most exciting players and a much needed addition to my attacking midfield options.
From: Boca Juniors
Cost: £5.75 million
Finding quality defenders has been somewhat of a struggle throughout this entire career and another turn to the transfer market for a quality center-back proved rather frustrating with Boca's Pereya proving to be the best of a rather poor and ridiculously over-priced bunch. Non the less he should do a good job for the time being.
From: Roma
Cost: £13 million
My midfield flanks needed some real strengthening and having witnessed a narrow formation fail so miserably with Dortmund I was keen to make amends with the arrival of Italian prodigy, Julien Di Pierro the first of two promising wide-men to arrive at the club in a matter of days. With a sensational cross and the pass to make the line, he could prove to be a key player for the forth coming season.
From: River Plate
Cost: £7 million
Joining him on the opposite flank comes Argentinian winger Juan Fusco. With attributes almost exactly the same as his fellow new arrival, the former River Plate wide-man will allow us to hound wing-backs through the country down both sides of the pitch. With these boys firing balls into the box we should be on for a goal-crazy season.
From: Gladbach
Cost: £6 million
Making another return to my former club I make another re-signing in the shape of Wanye Tomlinson. Needing to bolster my numbers of home-grown players the young left-back is the perfect addition to the squad as we look to build for the future. At just Twenty-One the player developed massively in Germany and will be my starting left-back for the foreseeable future.
From: Atlanta
Cost: £10.25 million
With the numbers of routes to goal bolstered across the pitch we made the move to bring in what should hopefully be a clinical finisher. Despite lacking a natural finish, our six foot Italian, Munari is lethal in the air and has the strength of a flying Ox that should allow him to get on the end of our numerous crosses into the box.
From: Wolfsburg
Cost: £4.3 million
A late addition to the squad saw us snap up Dutch midfielder John Janssen. The former Wolfsburg player joins us in the middle of the pitch as we look to try and replace some of our more veteran players at the heart of the team. With a clinical eye for a pass and the ability to match we could pull the strings in the middle for this season and beyond.
That was a big window.
With the squad heaving a number of players out of the exit and nearly fifty million pounds worth of talent coming into the team its going to be interesting to see how quickly this new formed squad can gel and get the results on the pitch.
With my previous experiences of this league being altogether a complete failure, its a potentially risky gamble but with time now against me its one I'm prepared to take.
It's not as if my entire career and reputation in this country depends on it or anything...