Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.
After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.
heskey has a wife???!
Thats the best joke on the thread. <)
I've got one.
What do you call a dear with no eyes.
No Idea.
the john terry jokes are coming thick and fast via txt message now hes been sacked as skipper. the best one ive recieved being this:
John Terry has done nothing wrong, every coaching manual states that if the full back leaves a hole, then its the centre backs job to fill it.
whats the difference between cheryl cole and the icelandic volcano????
the volcano is still blowing ash!!!